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Lahvlann: Now seeking the spirit of the yellow duck - 5th Dec forward

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  • #102
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Seriously though, 15 minutes of one caller, Duffy indulging himself here, that or he's waiting for some big new - maybe the gubberment are giving back versatis


  • #103
    dhaughton99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,696 ✭✭✭dhaughton99


    Joe is stalling for time.


  • #104
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    What colour was the car?


  • #105
    lazygal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    This is a buffet of illness.


  • #106
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Is this caller reading from a medical dictionary?


  • #107
    Michael joseph
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭Michael joseph


    Ten Pin wrote: »
    Where was the heart attack

    Upper left chest

    Joe's taken his meds today. In great form


  • #108
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    He’s been in 8 hospitals.
    4 months with a broken spine.
    6 weeks for the liver

    In Mercer’s for what, caller?
    3 days to live!!
    TB

    Galway with appendix

    Tallaght with two doctors saving life after he got flu vaccine whilst having sore throat.

    Cancer! Bingo!
    What kind caller?
    Most cancers are harmless declares Fateen.
    Too old to bother treating de cancer, just doy.

    Vincent’s with a heart attack.
    Ambulance? Cardiac arrest?
    Did you feel you were going to doy?
    What did doying feel like, caller?

    Gold!

    Fateen’s underwear is for the wash.


  • #109
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    BINGO legs


  • #110
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,905 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Mentioned the LEG! :D 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #111
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,905 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Ten Pin wrote: »
    Was wondering when he would mention gaul stones


    Those bloody French. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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  • #112
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Joe was knocked down. He was only in the hostible.

    He was hard on a caller. He's hard now.


  • #113
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    WHY do nurses work 12 hour days? There’s no sense or reason for it.


  • #114
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    He was told he was too hard on a caller the other day. Which one was dat?


  • #115
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    There was a repeat of a RTE show about St Vincent's Hospital recently on Satellite TV, cut to a guy sitting up in bed in a single private room and the consultant practically sitting in beside him....the one and only Ronan Collins.

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • #116
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    What colour is the grave?


  • #117
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,847 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    This lad is making it up as he goes along


  • #118
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,841 ✭✭✭buried


    "how was the prayin?"

    Chrisht almighty zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



  • #119
    dhaughton99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,696 ✭✭✭dhaughton99


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    He was told he was too hard on a caller the other day. Which one was dat?

    The woman who complained about the drunks in James’s


  • #120
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,905 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Vim? This wan's Ajax. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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  • #121
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,847 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    This fella is better off in the grave at this stage.


  • #122
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Is this the guy who wants to enter a dance competition in New York and wonders why he cant get health insurance


  • #123
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,847 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Brazilian working illegally??


  • #124
    dhaughton99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,696 ✭✭✭dhaughton99


    20 minutes of pure waffle. Have the lines gone down in RTE and are afraid to drop this clown?


  • #125
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Anyway Joe I'll call you later ok?


  • #126
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,847 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Some legend alright


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  • #127
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,905 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Have you learned the Portuguese for "how about a feel"? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #128
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    what colour is the wreath and the grave?


  • #129
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,847 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Is this Brazilian paying tax like the rest of us I wonder


  • #130
    wolfe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭wolfe


    Needs the wifes name ffs


  • #131
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,636 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Nothing else going on in the world ?

    Picking questions out of his hole.


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  • #132
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Methinks Jim is a spoofer?


  • #133
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Do you want to give me your wife’s name, Jim?

    No!


  • #134
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,847 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Methinks Jim is a spoofer?

    Totally

    He was caught out a few times with Joes questioning.

    And joe wouldn’t exactly be a genius caller


  • #135
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    TWENTY minutes


  • #136
    dhaughton99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,696 ✭✭✭dhaughton99


    C’mon Joe, wrap it up already.


  • #137
    Spanish Eyes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,996 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    Jayzis you’d have the Winter Blues listening to this alright.


  • #138
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    orourkeda1977 wrote: »
    Is this the guy who wants to enter a dance competition in New York and wonders why he cant get health insurance

    No he’s merely had a series of heart attacks, stents etc.


  • #139
    Rock Lesnar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,882 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    The last 25mins of questions and answers was brought to you by J Duffy


  • #140
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I think I'm great........says Joe?


  • #141
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    "RIVETING"

    Ha yeh sure


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  • #142
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Beechwoodspark wrote: »
    This fella is better off in the grave at this stage.

    He’d only get up out of it again.


  • #143
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,847 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Flirty Fiona ?


  • #144
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Liveline calls back us about as riveting as a Ray D'Arcy monologue about the joy of eating couscous.

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • #145
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Rock Lesnar wrote: »
    The last 25mins of questions and answers was brought to you by J Duffy


    €400,000.00 per annum


  • #146
    dhaughton99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,696 ✭✭✭dhaughton99


    WOW!


  • #147
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I feel her pain. my elf on a shelf was removed from my handbag last Saturday night


  • #148
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Why did she have her passport on her !


  • #149
    dhaughton99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,696 ✭✭✭dhaughton99


    Christ almighty. Scrapping the barrel today.


  • #150
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,847 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Joe turning it into a pantomime


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  • #151
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    vicwatson wrote: »
    Why did she have her passport on her !

    And how come her friend had her phone paired to enable the 'Find my phone' function?


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