Thinking of buying a vibator

thesultan · 15-01-2019 8:05pm #1

Well my sex life is gone to pot and remember her saying before that she used to use one. Should I get her one for Valentines. . Maybe it might spark something in her. Any women here use them and which ones etc..?

corner of hells · 15-01-2019 8:07pm

thesultan wrote: »

Well my sex life is gone to pot and remember her saying before that she used to use one. Should I get her one for Valentines. . Maybe it might spark something in her. Any women here use them and which ones etc..?

Stick a picture of her up and we'll recommend one.

greencap · 15-01-2019 8:08pm

Get her a bus ticket.

MOLF Hunter · 15-01-2019 8:10pm

Just buy a Duracell battery..stick it up your arse...make a buzzing sound and then she'll open up like a Garda informant.

Smart Bug · 15-01-2019 8:11pm

It’ll only spark something in her if ye plug it into the mains.

Pero_Bueno · 15-01-2019 8:11pm

Do they make them for men ?
I might get one and stick it up my arse ... on full power.
Do you reckon they'll notice in the office ?

artanevilla · 15-01-2019 8:11pm

If it's going up your arse make sure it has a flared base.

pauldavis123 · 15-01-2019 8:12pm

Buy this:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/BodyWand-Original-Plug-Vibrating-Massager/dp/B009D13NJC

No more relationship problems ;-)

Pero_Bueno · 15-01-2019 8:12pm

This is a good one OP (43s)

TheDavester · 15-01-2019 8:19pm

Whats a Vibator

BENDYBINN · 15-01-2019 8:23pm

TheDavester wrote: »

Whats a Vibator

Think he means a de fibyoulator

Sir Oxman · 15-01-2019 8:34pm

artanevilla wrote: »

If it's going up your arse make sure it has a flared base.

:D:D:D

sjb25 · 15-01-2019 8:38pm

http://www.kappens.in/site/view-product?id=109

Reati · 15-01-2019 8:40pm

Can't bate an auld Honda!

MOLF Hunter · 15-01-2019 8:41pm

I'd love to ram that up Mary Lou McDonald's arse!

Feisar · 15-01-2019 8:42pm

Maybe sit down and have an open and honest chat with her first? Are ya rolling in after pints with the lads expecting the porn star experience?

Sonic Youth · 15-01-2019 8:46pm

Forget the wife and get a sex doll.

Outlaw Pete · 15-01-2019 8:46pm

Get an Oculus Go, actually get two... then you can both shag other people while shagging each other.

greencap · 15-01-2019 9:04pm

Pero_Bueno wrote: »

Do they make them for men ?
I might get one and stick it up my arse ... on full power.
Do you reckon they'll notice in the office ?

another man in the a+e who slipped and fell.

Tilikum17 · 15-01-2019 9:14pm

artanevilla wrote: »

If it's going up your arse make sure it has a flared base.

A man speaking from experience.

up for anything · 15-01-2019 9:20pm

thesultan wrote: »

Well my sex life is gone to pot and remember her saying before that she used to use one. Should I get her one for Valentines. . Maybe it might spark something in her. Any women here use them and which ones etc..?

You could always up your game in the scratcher, learn a few new techniques and stop boring the hole off her... literally.

Are you one of those chaps who think death by a thousand strokes is the way to go or perhaps you are a rapid vapid? Tell us how you go about it and we can tell you where you're going wrong.

fryup · 15-01-2019 10:21pm

always remember to close the door when using it

Pero_Bueno · 15-01-2019 10:58pm

greencap wrote: »

another man in the a+e who slipped and fell.

I remember Ricky Gervais was talking about some doctor he knew that used to hear all sorts of excuses about stuff stuck up guys arseholes.

One lad (that had a bottle of Heinz brown sauce stuck up his hole) said he was locked out of his gaff and was shimmying up the drain pipe to get in an upstairs window and his pants started to slip down and at the same time he fell ... landing on his bag of shopping and the Heinz sauce went up his ass.

The doctor said this story would have been somewhat believable if Tescos sold Heinz sauce with condoms on them

Jim 77 · 16-01-2019 12:31am

Surprised nobody has suggested using the washing machine during the spin cycle instead.

Phileas Frog · 16-01-2019 12:34am

Jim 77 wrote: »

Surprised nobody has suggested using the washing machine during the spin cycle instead.

That'd hardly fit up your ass

Amalgam · 16-01-2019 12:34am

TheDavester wrote: »

Whats a Vibator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VamjepYkpns

NSAman · 16-01-2019 12:39am

Please do NOT buy the kick start models. They tend at the least to chip her teeth....

whatdoicare · 16-01-2019 12:52am

I think you'd get more out of your money if you booked a weekend away somewhere with a nice spa experience. Wine, dine and pamper your wife and just make her feel loved and everything else will sort itself out.

For women, speaking as one, if stuff aint happening in the bedroom department its because something is missing in the romancing department and no vibrator can fix that!

Good luck in the bedroom x

Wabbit Ears · 16-01-2019 12:54am

pauldavis123 wrote: »

Buy this:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/BodyWand-Original-Plug-Vibrating-Massager/dp/B009D13NJC

No more relationship problems ;-)

in all seriousness, these are awesome and she'll love it.

Tom Mann Centuria · 16-01-2019 12:56am

Let the greatest ever film help you out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcvgst8qQfI

*deletes search history for Anal Intruder.

The Tetrarch · 16-01-2019 12:59am

thesultan wrote: »

Well my sex life is gone to pot and remember her saying before that she used to use one. Should I get her one for Valentines. . Maybe it might spark something in her. Any women here use them and which ones etc..?

Perhaps she worked in construction?
https://uedata.amazon.com/Magvibe-Operated-Vibrator-Concrete-Finishers/dp/B00U7SN732

Thinking of buying a vibator

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