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Thinking of buying a vibator

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    #32
    Ariadne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    The wands are amazing, a revelation.


    Though this little guy is fantastic and you can use the remote control to increase or decrease the vibrations.



    https://www.lovehoney.eu/product.cfm?p=9670


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    #33
    Kevin Finnerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    The Tetrarch wrote: »
    Perhaps she worked in construction?
    https://uedata.amazon.com/Magvibe-Operated-Vibrator-Concrete-Finishers/dp/B00U7SN732

    Maybe she used a whacker?


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    #34
    Wabbit Ears
    Registered Users Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭Wabbit Ears


    Succubus_ wrote: »
    The wands are amazing, a revelation.


    Though this little guy is fantastic and you can use the remote control to increase or decrease the vibrations.



    https://www.lovehoney.eu/product.cfm?p=9670

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    #35
    PARlance
    Registered Users Posts: 21,099 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Feisar wrote: »
    Maybe sit down and have an open and honest chat with her first? Are ya rolling in after pints with the lads expecting the porn star experience?

    How many lads?


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    #36
    YFlyer
    Registered Users Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    My housemate vibrator is only 6" in length.


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    #37
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Tom Mann Centuria wrote: »
    Let the greatest ever film help you out.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcvgst8qQfI



    *deletes search history for Anal Intruder.

    Heard before Val kilmer could be a pain in the arse - well there's the proof...


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    #38
    [Deleted User]
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    when you say your sex life is gone to pot, how do you mean? you're not doing it for her anymore? she's not doing it for you, so you're happy to offer a battery operated alternative as a stand in??

    I think if there's a problem in the bedroom, this will push you further apart and then it will be impossible to get back on track. One day you'll wake up and wonder what it was like to kiss her, what age are you both if you don't mind my asking?

    I'd try sort it and if there's no fixing what cannot be fixed and you've no kids and you're not married, I'd say good luck chuck cos if the chemistry aint there, one of you is just a drunken flirt away from doing the durt as they say!


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    #39
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    thesultan wrote: »
    Well my sex life is gone to pot and remember her saying before that she used to use one. Should I get her one for Valentines. . Maybe it might spark something in her. Any women here use them and which ones etc..?

    If you get in Dealz it will.


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    #40
    suicide_circus
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    #41
    greenspurs
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    OP - you hardly expected good advice to that question ??


    :D:)
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    #42
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    TheDavester wrote: »
    Whats a Vibator

    Normally used to agitate concrete so it sets properly afaik ....


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    #43
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,614 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Aren't those mains wands as in the ones you plug into a socket supposed to desensitise the clitorous to regular stimulation?

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #44
    Ariadne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    Feisar wrote: »
    Aren't those mains wands as in the ones you plug into a socket supposed to desensitise the clitorous to regular stimulation?

    They can do. I had to take a break from mine for a while for that reason :(


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    #45
    MOLF Hunter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49 ✭MOLF Hunter


    Succubus_ wrote: »
    They can do. I had to take a break from mine for a while for that reason :(

    You had the bean buzzed off yourself :D:D


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    #46
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,614 ✭✭✭Feisar


    PARlance wrote: »
    How many lads?

    You'd need two others anyway for air tightness.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #47
    SeaFields
    Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    BUGwlQ3IIAAgKwT.jpg

    That's all well and good but who is going to help him take a p!ss?


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    #48
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,614 ✭✭✭Feisar


    OP, maybe she likes Pina Coladas?

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #49
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Pero_Bueno wrote: »
    This is a good one OP (43s)


    Ah yes !! my first and only film !!


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    #50
    Massiveguganga
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18 ✭Massiveguganga


    Don’t forget to get lube also, you don’t want to end up like a two stroke engine ran on straight petrol.


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    #51
    [Deleted User]
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    thesultan wrote: »
    Well my sex life is gone to pot and remember her saying before that she used to use one. Should I get her one for Valentines. . Maybe it might spark something in her.

    In my experience - direct and through second hand reporting - sex toys are great for augmenting a good sex life. Not for replacing or curing a bad one.

    We have a drawer chock full of sex toys and "aids" and it is all good stuff. But they are part of our sex life on occasion - not the focus of it.

    That is not to say it will not or can not help your situation - maybe it will - but do not get your hopes up.


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    #52
    homosapien91
    Registered Users Posts: 380 ✭✭homosapien91


    Some of these replies are hilarious, I've nearly spit out a sup of tea all over my desk :D

    In all seriousness though don't think getting her a vibrator is the answer, book a trip away and just spend some quality time together, had similar problems last year so we booked a week in the sun, just the 2 of us, spent the week wining and dining going on romantic sunset walks etc. and it worked wonders we haven't looked back!


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    #53
    Massiveguganga
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18 ✭Massiveguganga


    Don’t be tempted to buy the massive ones either. Starr handy and work up. Remember when drilling holes in steel you start with a pilot bit and work up several sizes to final size.
    Starting with final size will just jam solid.


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    #54
    gerrybbadd
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    Feisar wrote: »
    OP, maybe she likes Pina Coladas?

    And getting caught in the rain?


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    #55
    thesultan
    Registered Users Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭thesultan


    rusty cole wrote: »
    when you say your sex life is gone to pot, how do you mean? you're not doing it for her anymore? she's not doing it for you, so you're happy to offer a battery operated alternative as a stand in??

    I think if there's a problem in the bedroom, this will push you further apart and then it will be impossible to get back on track. One day you'll wake up and wonder what it was like to kiss her, what age are you both if you don't mind my asking?

    I'd try sort it and if there's no fixing what cannot be fixed and you've no kids and you're not married, I'd say good luck chuck cos if the chemistry aint there, one of you is just a drunken flirt away from doing the durt as they say!
    Late thirties. Have financial worries alright . We have a child together but when we do have sex together it's amazing..


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    #56
    MOLF Hunter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49 ✭MOLF Hunter


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    And getting caught in the rain?

    Nothing like an auld golden shower!


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    #57
    BENDYBINN
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    Pero_Bueno wrote: »
    I remember Ricky Gervais was talking about some doctor he knew that used to hear all sorts of excuses about stuff stuck up guys arseholes.

    One lad (that had a bottle of Heinz brown sauce stuck up his hole) said he was locked out of his gaff and was shimmying up the drain pipe to get in an upstairs window and his pants started to slip down and at the same time he fell ... landing on his bag of shopping and the Heinz sauce went up his ass.

    The doctor said this story would have been somewhat believable if Tescos sold Heinz sauce with condoms on them
    :D

    If your going to stick a bottle of Heinz up your ass are you really going to use a condom? I’m all in favor of safe sex but what was he trying to prevent?..


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    #58
    MOLF Hunter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49 ✭MOLF Hunter


    BENDYBINN wrote: »
    If your going to stick a bottle of Heinz up your ass are you really going to use a condom? I’m all in favor of safe sex but what was he trying to prevent?..

    STI

    sauce transmitted infection


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    #59
    [Deleted User]
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    BENDYBINN wrote: »
    If your going to stick a bottle of Heinz up your ass are you really going to use a condom? I’m all in favor of safe sex but what was he trying to prevent?..

    I guess he didn't want to accidentally open the bottle.




    Dear god, why did I even think of that? :(


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    #60
    Autecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    BENDYBINN wrote: »
    If your going to stick a bottle of Heinz up your ass are you really going to use a condom? I’m all in favor of safe sex but what was he trying to prevent?..

    If the lid came off and squirted brown sauce up his bum anyone seeing him afterwards may think he pooped himself. Best to avoid that don't you think?


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    #61
    Massiveguganga
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18 ✭Massiveguganga


    Autecher wrote: »
    If the lid came off and squirted brown sauce up his bum anyone seeing him afterwards may think he pooped himself. Best to avoid that don't you think?

    Sauce would make home made lube.


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