The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

SaifUllah wrote: »

The joke was more on Jesus there, so I let it slide.

SENATOR Ronan Mullen is to undergo a controversial new form of ‘conversion therapy’ which claims it can turn even the bellest of bell ends into a compassionate, reasonable human being. “The process is evidence based, which should appeal to the Senator’s love of tangible things that he can see and feel and agree with, ” said one of the counsellors at the Galway based de-twattification centre which Mullen will attend for three weeks.

“There’s this notion that pricks were ‘born that way’ when in actual fact, it’s a lifestyle choice – Ronan just needs to choose a different path.
“Granted, he’ll have to live with a deeply buried hatred for himself, but something tells us he’s had plenty of practice with that”.

tricky D wrote: »

Mum's plea for girls to ditch leggings sparks protests

A letter written by a mother concerned by the number of women wearing leggings on a university campus in Indiana has sparked backlash and protests.

"I'm just a Catholic mother of four sons with a problem that only girls can solve: leggings," Maryann White wrote in a letter published in the student newspaper.

Ms White explained that the sight of leggings "obtruded painfully" on her during a visit with her four sons, and made it "difficult for young guys to ignore" women's bodies.

continues https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-47738053

Would have thought the solution here is to have those sons' eyes plucked out - according to their manual.