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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


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  • Registered Users Posts: 533 ✭✭✭Michael OBrien


    Kivaro wrote: »
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    While amusing this is falling into the old trope that atheism is a religion, which it is not. Also there are plenty of movements of atheists throughout history. We are not monotone in our beliefs, just because we all don't believe in a god.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,912 ✭✭✭✭Eeden


    Orthodox Jews Can’t Protest Gay Pride Parade, Hire Mexicans Instead
    A group of Orthodox Jews hired Mexican day laborers to dress in traditional Jewish garb and protest against the New York City gay pride parade Sunday.
    .....
    A (actually Jewish) member of the political action committee readily admitted they had paid the protesters, and claimed they were filling in for younger men who would normally protest. “The rabbis said that the yeshiva boys shouldn’t come out for this because of what they would see at the parade,” he said.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,742 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    pauldla wrote: »
    Heard this for the first time at the weekend, and laughed myself silly: She Left Me For Jesus. Good Ole Country music the way it's meant to be. Video isn't great though.

    She can do whatever she pleases, so long as I've got my plastic Jesus... Heard a much better version in a session out west a few years ago, but for now Jello's going to have to do



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    While amusing this is falling into the old trope that atheism is a religion, which it is not. Also there are plenty of movements of atheists throughout history. We are not monotone in our beliefs, just because we all don't believe in a god.

    What do you see in this image?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 34,523 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


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    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,407 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    ^^^ Animal was an inspiration when I was a kid. Still is in many ways.

    #respect


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭Brian Shanahan


    Kivaro wrote: »
    What do you see in this image?

    inkblot2.gif

    White hummingbird flying into the antlers of a moose?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭Not a NSA agent


    Kivaro wrote: »
    What do you see in this image?

    [IMps://thatcricketblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/inkblot2.gif[/IMG]

    A helm from world of warcraft?

    http://i.playground.ru/i/59/98/31/00/blog/content/slzu1kkf.jpg


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  • Registered Users Posts: 34,523 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    If you cover one side of the image, it looks a little rude





    oops, did I just fail the test?

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,072 ✭✭✭mass_debater


    Kivaro wrote: »
    What do you see in this image?

    inkblot2.gif

    A vagina


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


    A vagina

    You must have seen some ugly shit dude lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭Worztron


    353951.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    Adam the gardener. [Dave Allen] Joke is at 3:39 but the whole video is worth a watch.



  • Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Kivaro wrote: »
    What do you see in this image?

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    A bearded man laughing at the podcast he's listening to on his earphones.

    OR

    A guy with a top hat and goatee washing his hands in front of a full-length mirror.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,873 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Kivaro wrote: »
    What do you see in this image?

    A rather stoned-looking Jar Jar Binks?


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,884 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    I saw one of those cartoonish bearded Chinese dragons.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,788 ✭✭✭MrPudding


    robindch wrote: »
    ^^^ Animal was an inspiration when I was a kid. Still is in many ways.

    #respect

    My favourite t-shirt, which I have had for years and is now so faded it can barely be read, is of Animal getting his mugshot taken holding a charging board. His crime? Rocking Too Hard. I ask you, is it possible to rock too hard? And even if it was, should it really be a crime?

    MrP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Priceless :pac:



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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,407 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    A christian lady from the USA thinks about marriage equality so energetically that she forgets how to pronounce "extremists":



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users Posts: 34,523 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Priceless :pac:

    Religionistas in an irony-free manner calling other religionistas 'stoopid' is indeed priceless :cool:

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    I saw one of those cartoonish bearded Chinese dragons.

    It was a Rorschach inkblot test in response to a poster who saw more in an image than was actually there.

    Glad to see that nobody saw religious symbols, as:
    "Religion contents may be used to infer critical and unresolved problems of sexuality . . . [religion] responses are most common among schizophrenics, particularly patients with delusions which concern religion."

    Funny enough, I saw a very similar image when watching Sons of Anarchy last night; where they morph the logo at the end of each episode.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭JaseBelleVie


    Jim Jeffries sums it up lovely (very NSFW language abounds):



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,407 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Facebook is so awful that a Brazilian guy makes his own one - no swearing, no violence, no porn. And it's got an "Amen" button:

    http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-33409968


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,993 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    We have bought the Faceglory domain in English and in all possible languages.
    Hmmm. What about the impossible languages? Like Japanese, or Gaeilge :D


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