The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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Hotblack Desiato

Great picture Rob.

It somehow sums up how Ireland has changed so much in some ways but in others, not at all!

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Peregrinus

You mean, atheists think God is real, and requires a response?

This doesn't make a lot of sense, TBH.

Gerry069

Peregrinus wrote: »

You mean, atheists think God is real, and requires a response?

This doesn't make a lot of sense, TBH.

To cure it ?????
The disease of religion.

oscarBravo

robindch

The humor thread seems the best place for this - Frank Ancona, the Imperial Wizard of the Traditionalist American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan has said that the KKK is not a hate group. On the contrary, it's a "Christian organization":

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/21/virginia-kkk-fliers_n_5008647.html

Frank Ancona wrote:

We don’t hate people because of their race, I mean, we’re a Christian organization, [...] Because of the acts of a few rogue Klansmen, all Klansmen are supposed to be murderers, and wanting to lynch black people, and we're supposed to be terrorists. That's a complete falsehood. [...] We want to stay white [...] It's not a hateful thing to want to maintain white supremacy.

JaseBelleVie

Stolen from YLYL

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Peregrinus wrote: »

You mean, atheists think God is real, and requires a response?

This doesn't make a lot of sense, TBH.

Religion is a disease of the mind.

Nodin

KuClucksKlan wrote:

"It's not a hateful thing to want to maintain white supremacy."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/21/virginia-kkk-fliers_n_5008647.html

....and this, lads, is why the likes of the onion occasionally gets reported as real news.

joseph brand

robindch

Non-Denominational Terrorist Organization Welcomes Extremists Of All Faiths

http://www.theonion.com/article/non-denominational-terrorist-organization-welcomes-50742

The Onion wrote:

DAMASCUS—Saying its doors were open to anyone with hate in their heart, sources at non-denominational terrorist group Universal Soldiers of Vengeance told reporters Friday that the organization welcomes radicals of all faiths. “Unlike other terror groups that can be too narrow and dogmatic, we encourage our members to use whichever religious justification they most identify with when indiscriminately slaughtering scores of innocent people,” said USOV spokesman Rahman Hasemian, who noted that the group is open to perpetrating massacres in the name of God, Allah, Buddha, Krishna, or dozens of other deities. “We each have our own path to opening fire on a crowd of unsuspecting villagers or blowing up a public market, and there is room for each and every kind of religiously motivated violence here. We must always remember that the complete disregard for human life we share is stronger than the beliefs that divide us.” To determine whether USOV is a good fit for them, Hasemian added that any and all bloodthirsty zealots are always encouraged to stop by a meeting and execute a hostage in the name of whatever higher power they believe in.

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robindch

Tesco are on the lookout for a new marketing manager:

Hotblack Desiato

robindch wrote: »

Non-Denominational Terrorist Organization Welcomes Extremists Of All Faiths

there is room for each and every kind of religiously motivated violence here.

Well that makes them a multi-denominational terrorist organisation...

Icepick

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Icepick

Hotblack Desiato

robindch wrote: »

Tesco are on the lookout for a new marketing manager:

Probably don't contain anything extracted from a pig though...

Kivaro

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Probably don't contain anything extracted from a pig though...

Yeah, tell that to the boys from ISIS, as you are walking down main-street ISIL territory munching from a tube of smokey bacon flavoured Pringles.

Lucifer MorningStar

Calm down Unce Pat, you little twirp :pac:

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recedite

Actually the saying is "the love of money is the root of all evil".
Hence by separating you from it, they are doing you a favour :pac:

Not a NSA agent

obplayer wrote: »

But what about Mary?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/women-who-shout-out-gods-5917868

Dr John Hagee said "there is no greater sin" than wrongly using God's name during sex and "simple blasphemy" should be punished

Women who cry out God's name during sex should be jailed, a US pastor claims.
Dr John Hagee believes "there is no greater sin" than wrongly using God's name Dr Hagee, the founder and senior pastor of the Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas, points out that the Bible consistently denounces the taking of the Lord’s name in vain.
Speaking to Newslo, Dr Hagee said that "in this world of crimes and deaths that surround us, a simple blasphemy does not get that much attention when it should."
He said saying the Lord's name in vain might seem "petite and insignificant compared" to other things happening in the world but, that’s "precisely the problem".




If the shepherds of a faith start doing wrong, he said, they cannot offer guidance to their flock.
He said there was "no greater sin" that using God's name during sex, adding: "That is one of the filthiest, most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord’s name I can think of.
"If it were up to me, I would put every single woman or girl who does that in jail."
He said that locking women up would be "a fine example of God’s wrath".
Dr Hagee did not explain how women would be caught and prosecuted for the 'crime' of using God's name during sex - or why men should escape punishment.

Good, I call out another woman's name and she wont talk to me for days! Who's Mary she asks. The son of Jesus is the wrong answer when the new neighbours from South America have a boy called Jesus.

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Delirium

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pauldla

Heard this for the first time at the weekend, and laughed myself silly: She Left Me For Jesus. Good Ole Country music the way it's meant to be. Video isn't great though.