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  • #92
    SeaFields
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Terry wrote: »
    Hey, Marge. I just tripled my productivity.

    Miss-i-dont-find-you-sexually-attractive-anymore....:pac:


  • #93
    Creature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    I'm in no condition to drive. Wait, I shouldn't listen to me, I'm drunk!


  • #94
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,228 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Mr. Simpson we all have nose bleeds

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #95
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    He's about to hit a chestnut tree.

    /scream


  • #96
    herbieflowers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,604 ✭✭✭herbieflowers


    Dolorous wrote: »
    They're trying to make a monkey outta you!

    I hate every ape I see
    From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z
    But you'll never make a monkey out of me!


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  • #97
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Don't make fun of grad students, they've just made terrible life choices.


  • #98
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    herbieflowers wrote: »
    I hate every ape I see
    From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z
    But you'll never make a monkey out of me!

    Oh my god, I was wrong!
    It was earth
    All along!
    you've finally made a monkey
    Yes we've finally made a monkey!
    Finalllyyy, maddde a monnnnkey out of meeeeee!


  • #99
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!


  • #100
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    See my vest, see my vest, made with real gorilla chest,


  • #101
    SeaFields
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third. There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There? That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex - it's the hammock complex on third!


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  • #102
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Dad! you killed the zombie Flanders!
    He was a zombie?


  • #103
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    See my vest, see my vest, made with real gorilla chest,
    Liiiiiiiike my loafers, former Gophers...


  • #104
    Nulty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭Nulty


    Yeah, I've been starving them, teasing them, singing off key... ma, me my moo.......mar mo mar may ...


  • #105
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    Homer: There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Homer Simpson way.
    Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
    Homer: Yes, but faster!


  • #106
    Cravez
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,031 ✭✭✭Cravez


    Talkin outta turn..
    That's a paddlin'

    Lookin out the window..
    That's a paddlin'

    Starin at my Sandles..
    That's a paddlin'

    Paddlin the school canoe..
    Oh you better believe that's a paddlin'


  • #107
    the gob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭the gob


    they have the internet on computers now


  • #108
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    What kind of instrument would you like Lisa? xylomophone? obomoboe? saxomophone?


  • #109
    Voodoomelon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,660 ✭✭✭Voodoomelon


    Potatoman!

    Thank god, where have you been?!


  • #110
    Daith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭Daith


    I can't live the buttoned down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson?


  • #111
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Careful men, he wets his pants.


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  • #112
    El_Dangeroso
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 5,620 ✭✭✭El_Dangeroso


    Marge, prepare the celebration ham!

    All we have left are the earthquake ham and the condolence ham.

    Marge, they're just hams...


  • #113
    Creature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Terry wrote: »
    Liiiiiiiike my loafers, former Gophers...

    It was that, or skin my chauffeurs.


  • #114
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,079 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Aldebaran wrote: »
    I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!

    Homie, that's not God! That's just the waffle Bart threw on the ceiling yesterday.


  • #115
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Terry wrote: »
    Liiiiiiiike my loafers, former Gophers...

    it was that or skin my chauffers..


  • #116
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,938 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    the bee stung my bottom, now my bottom's big :(


  • #117
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Creature wrote: »
    It was that, or skin my chauffeurs.
    But a greyhound fur tuxedo
    Would be best,


  • #118
    Royal Seahawk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭Royal Seahawk


    Creature wrote: »
    Were you saying "boo" or "boo-urns"?

    I was saying "boo-urns"....


  • #119
    darragh16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    Homer: “Ever since you started therapy all you can do is talk about yourself. But what about me, Marge?”

    Marge: “I just left my first session and I haven’t even opened my mouth yet."

    Homer: “You see? You see? 'I' just left 'my' first session, and 'I' haven’t opened 'my' mouth yet.”


  • #120
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Gee a joke...oh...umm...oh funny...OK, this guy walks into a bar and takes out a tiny piano, and a 12 inch pianist...Ooh - no, wait! I can't tell that one! Oh-Hoh!


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  • #121
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a Liar, a Pig, an Idiot, a Communist, but He is not a Porn Star


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