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If you were in charge, what rules would you make?

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  • #202
    rubadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,382 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    Deedsie wrote: »
    I think I would increase the legal age for alcoholic consumption to 20 and decrease the voting age to 17.
    I would ban alcohol completely. I drink myself, quite a bit, but am used to having to source other recreational drugs illegally so reckon I could cope. It would be great just to make the hypocritical self righteous cunts see what what its like for a change.

    I would ban walking on pathways next to roads too. Because pedestrians are annoying and dangerous. Especially in Dublin. Weaving in and out of traffic, going through red lights and moving from path to road when it suits them. I've nearly crashed into illegally crossing pedestrians more times than I can count at this stage!

    Again mainly just to irritate the pathetic self righteous hypocritical cunts out there

    Fines should be based on a % of income, some fines are in some countries already.


  • #203
    jos28
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,204 ✭✭✭jos28


    Send David Drumm and his cronies to the Gulag
    Refund everyone who has paid the Quinn Insurance Levy and the Michael O'Leary volcanic ash levy.
    Make all prisoners serve their full sentence with time added on for bad behaviour instead of time taken off for good behaviour.
    Make all fathers financially responsible for their offsprings. If you bring a child into this world the least you can do is to make sure that the mother/State are not the ones to pay for your child to be reared.
    Put a ban on RTE using the same presenters ad nauseum.
    Ban all Christmas ads/shopping/music until after 8th December
    Give everyone 6 bonus days off work to be taken whenever you like
    And finally..... take the cars keys from every gobsh1te that parks like this


  • #204
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Everyone gets free pie.


  • #205
    TheWarChicken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 310 ✭✭TheWarChicken


    jamesbere wrote: »
    Everyone gets free pie.

    I'm interested, what type of pie?


  • #206
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    People who microwave sausages; gulag.


  • #207
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,692 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Anybody advocating minimum sentencing laws gets minimum 2 years in prison.


  • #208
    TheWarChicken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 310 ✭✭TheWarChicken


    We are very quickly running out of space in the gulags. I propose we use the isle of man that we invaded and turn it into a massive gulag.


  • #209
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Neuter all scumbags and hefty prison sentence for first offence on a floating ship mid atlantic with food dropped once a week :) It could be called "the great scumbag cull" that also includes traveling Nomads who think they are above the law.


  • #210
    The J Stands for Jay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,806 ✭✭✭The J Stands for Jay


    Harsher punishments for parole violators.


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  • #211
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I would begin a process of demolition in Dublin, demolishing our ugliest buildings.

    The Central Bank
    Hawkins House... apparently it has a penthouse flat, complete with an avocado bathroom suite and florid wallpaper.
    Apollo House... Durrty
    The Screen Cinema Got wanked-off to Kill-Bill in there. Might save it for nostalgic reasons.
    Phibsboro Shopping Centre... why can't Northsiders have nice things?


  • #212
    The J Stands for Jay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,806 ✭✭✭The J Stands for Jay


    A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »
    I would begin a process of demolition in Dublin, demolishing our ugliest buildings.

    The Central Bank
    Hawkins House... apparently it has a penthouse flat, complete with an avocado bathroom suite and florid wallpaper.
    Apollo House... Durrty
    The Screen Cinema Got wanked-off to Kill-Bill in there. Might save it for nostalgic reasons.
    Phibsboro Shopping Centre... why can't Northsiders have nice things?

    Ah now, the Central Bank's OK.


  • #213
    The J Stands for Jay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,806 ✭✭✭The J Stands for Jay


    McGaggs wrote: »
    Harsher punishments for parole violators.

    And world peace.


  • #214
    riclad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,184 ✭✭✭riclad


    I think hawkins house is scheduled to be knocked down and to be replaced by a new office block or an apartment block.
    The system we have now means its hardly worth it for a woman on welfare
    to ask for money from the father .
    Some claim money and some do not.


  • #215
    Oymyakon
    Registered Users Posts: 245 ✭✭Oymyakon


    I'd ban kids getting lifts to school if they live within 3km of the school


  • #216
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    I would round up people over the age of 80 and study them to determine what nutrients can be extracted.


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  • #217
    sryanbruen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,666 ✭✭✭✭sryanbruen


    Man loads of you on this thread would just make life more depressing and worthless than what it already is.

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    Weather photo portfolio - https://sryanbruen.myportfolio.com/weather-1



  • #218
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,692 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Nobody can post more than 10 times on a thread about NI/IRA/Loyalists.


  • #219
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Lollipop ladies who operate away from a designated pedestrian crossing could be imprisoned and people who press the pedestrian crossing button ten times in quick succession could be shot on the spot.


  • #220
    we'llallhavetea
    Registered Users Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea


    i'd legalise weed, nothing but sh!te around at the minute.


  • #221
    sryanbruen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,666 ✭✭✭✭sryanbruen


    Ban Disney from turning the Tower of Terror into this:

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  • #222
    D0NNELLY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,387 ✭✭✭D0NNELLY


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    No problem with that myself as long as they also made Gillette razors free also.

    Think nappies world be more relative.


  • #223
    D0NNELLY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,387 ✭✭✭D0NNELLY


    Lollipop ladies and men lollipop ladies who stop traffic for e v e r y kid instead of letting a few kids build up (possibly let two or even three cars through) would be flogged.


  • #224
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    sryanbruen wrote: »
    Ban Disney from turning the Tower of Terror into this:

    What is that?


  • #225
    sryanbruen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,666 ✭✭✭✭sryanbruen


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    What is that?

    Guardians of the Galaxy ride.

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  • #226
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,145 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    people who can't use the Walkinstown roundabout properly.

    I'd just get rid of the roundabout. It's a fecking disaster of a yoke.


  • #227
    Shint0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    I'd just get rid of the roundabout. It's a fecking disaster of a yoke.
    Ah no, I love the Walkinstown roundabout and leaving people for dust.


  • #228
    Thespoofer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,074 ✭✭✭Thespoofer


    I'm the boss
    I'm the gaffor
    What I says goes..


  • #229
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    4 day week


  • #230
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    People who say the sane bullsht conversations/**** jokes more than once in a week on work breaks


    Should have to commit to a year of silence or have their tongues cut out


  • #231
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Legalise abortion.


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  • #232
    Geuze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,721 ✭✭✭✭Geuze


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Why would you roll your eyes at sanitary towels being free? It's a basic requirement for much of the population.

    Food is a basic requirement.

    Should it be free?


  • #233
    Sound Bite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 788 ✭✭✭Sound Bite


    The dole should be reduced on a sliding scale the longer you avail on it.

    Exception being if you are over 60s and have worked a min of 30 years

    Abortion to be legalised - if you don't like it you don't have to avail of it but let other have their choice

    BMW or Audi drivers who fail to use their indicators to have their cars impounded and be forced to drive a nissan micra for a period of 5 years

    Rapists to be chemically castrated

    Any asshole with more than 5 convictions to be jailed for life -"troubled background or not"

    Every new house built in the country for the next 5 years to have a maximum purchase price of 300k

    Luas drivers to be fired and rehired at a lower wage

    Any refugue/asylum seekers found guilty of a crime to be immediately deported - if we let you in, play by our rules

    Religion to have no role in education

    Organ donation to be opt out rather than opt in

    if you are over 20 and play Pokemon Go, those who don't reserve the right to judge you

    Auro enrolment in pension scheme

    Middle management in HSE to be withdrawn immediately - money needs to be better spend

    Mental health service unit in each town - max waiting list of 6 weeks, with emergency access to those who need it

    Increase rights for single fathers

    Mayo to be excluded from the All Ireland Football Championship for the next 5 years


  • #234
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Sound Bite wrote: »

    Mayo to be excluded from the All Ireland Football Championship for the next 5 years

    Ah sure, they more or less do that themselves anyway. :P


  • #235
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,145 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    mansize wrote: »
    Legalise abortion.

    Only if there's a nine month waiting list.


  • #236
    Speedwell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,809 ✭✭✭Speedwell


    I'd cut the tongues right out of the heads of the insensitive morons who tell strangers struggling with misfortunes that the strangers "shoulda" or "shouldnta" done something in the past. I'd continue with the hands of the people who begrudge paying their fair share to support a decent society.


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