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What should the next Ultimate Tournament be?

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  • #52
    BDI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,005 ✭✭✭BDI


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    So what beer would you drink before f*cking Omackeral? Is that what we're settling on?

    Something very strong, Guinness export is about 7 per cent 4 for a tenner in tesco. You’d need about 30 quid worth.


  • #53
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,191 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Deebles McBeebles wrote:
    So what beer would you drink before f*cking Omackeral? Is that what we're settling on?

    Jesus. I think I'd like to change the game to what type of hallucinogenic drug I'd take beforehand if that's end game :pac:


  • #54
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,825 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    A few lashings of Doombar into me and I'll happily sit and chat with the big O


  • #55
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Necro wrote: »
    Jesus. I think I'd like to change the game to what type of hallucinogenic drug I'd take beforehand if that's end game :pac:

    Dangerous game, N. LSD could provide flashbacks for the rest of your life. Mushies might be a decent choice but no one wants to deal with an erection on mushies.


  • #56
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Dangerous game, N. LSD could provide flashbacks for the rest of your life. Mushies might be a decent choice but no one wants to deal with an erection on mushies.

    I'm sure there's a few here would "Deal" with a wayward one


  • #57
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Bars, and cakes, were already covered in the “biscuit” tournament.

    Whomever sets up the next tournament criteria of what constitutes, say, a “retro sweet” should be established before voting commenced. Things like “golf balls”, which are chewing gum, should not be eligible.

    Mods should be welcome in the thread but should, perhaps, leave their awful brand of lame “humour” outside and just give a vote. Familiarity, does indeed, breed contempt. Terrible attempt a “jokes” does so even faster.

    Finally, the poster who decides to run the tournament should, also, remain outside of the general “chat”. Leave the “banter” to those who are engaged in the competition. This poster should, also, not be eligible to vote, unless in the event of a, required, tie breaker.

    The two previous threads, while truly excellent, were dogged with “unfunny” mods trying way too hard, to the point of sheer embarrassment and a tournament “curator” losing the run of himself and descending into pure paranoid fantasy.

    Thank you for your time.

    BANNED


  • #58
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    I voted F*ck Omackerel

    Get in line.


  • #59
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Get in line.

    Retro sweets Mack.

    Hurry the fcuk up with it and get it going,yeah.
    Good man. Thanks.


  • #60
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Necro wrote: »
    Jesus. I think I'd like to change the game to what type of hallucinogenic drug I'd take beforehand if that's end game :pac:

    Or maybe best assisted dying clinic :eek:


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  • #61
    BDI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,005 ✭✭✭BDI


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Or maybe best assisted dying clinic :eek:

    Anyone qualified to vote would be dead.

    Maybe worse assisted dying clinic could be a thing. Probably a few of their customers still alive.


  • #62
    honeybear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    It’s taken me DAYS to come back to this thread. I need counseling post result (how the heck did hobnobs not win?)


  • #63
    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    honeybear wrote: »
    It’s taken me DAYS to come back to this thread. I need counseling post result (how the heck did hobnobs not win?)
    Honbobs are a shít biscuit. I will gladly give you counselling for free honybear, all you have to do is admit how shít hobnobs are!


  • #64
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Guy Person wrote: »
    Honbobs are a shít biscuit. I will gladly give you counselling for free honybear, all you have to do is admit how shít hobnobs are!

    I had Foxes double chocolate chip biscuits today or 'cookies' if you are that way inclined. They are far far far superior to hobnobs and jaffas and every other biscuit that was voted for.


  • #65
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Next tournament has been decided but won't be run for a while just yet...


  • #66
    honeybear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Next tournament has been decided but won't be run for a while just yet...

    Pleaseee spare me ...


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  • #67
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,543 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Next tournament has been decided but won't be run for a while just yet...

    I'll be there whatever it is if insults are allowed.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




  • #68
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    I'll be there whatever it is if insults are allowed.

    They will, you shitwaffle.


  • #69
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    I'll be there whatever it is if insults are allowed.
    Omackeral wrote: »
    They will, you shitwaffle.


    Whatever it is, please try to make sure myself and L have opposing views on everything. I want to rip her a new one.


  • #70
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Next tournament has been decided but won't be run for a while just yet...

    Nice one. Retro sweets it is


  • #71
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,543 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    honeybear wrote: »
    Pleaseee spare me ...

    You'll have to get in training and toughen up, HB!
    Omackeral wrote: »
    They will, you shitwaffle.

    You say the nicest things, Mack.
    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Whatever it is, please try to make sure myself and L have opposing views on everything. I want to rip her a new one.

    You wouldn't have it in you, stop embarrassing yourself in public.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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  • #72
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    You wouldn't have it in you, stop embarrassing yourself in public.


    Can you embarrass yourself in private? Jesus Christ.


  • #73
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Uncharted wrote: »
    Nice one. Retro sweets it is

    This will make a change for you but it's not something you can put in your mouth.


  • #74
    Tell me how
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,972 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Next tournament has been decided but won't be run for a while just yet...

    It's cars isn't it. Including different editions of the same model so Golf's Mk 1 to 8 would be included for example.

    I'm expecting 256 entrants at the outset leading to a 7 round competition run off over 4 days at pre-allocated time slots without any acrimony or call for stewards enquiry which have been a staple of previous competitions.

    I would hope that the adjudicator would have learnt his lesson and no bicycles or tractors would be allowed enter this one but I'm not holding my breath.


  • #75
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,543 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Tell me how wrote: »
    It's cars isn't it. Including different editions of the same model so Golf's Mk 1 to 8 would be included for example.

    I'm expecting 256 entrants at the outset leading to a 7 round competition run off over 4 days at pre-allocated time slots without any acrimony or call for stewards enquiry which have been a staple of previous competitions.

    I would hope that the adjudicator would have learnt his lesson and no bicycles or tractors would be allowed enter this one but I'm not holding my breath.

    Let's hope not, a Ford Ka would probably win.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




  • #76
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Its going to be fùcking chocolate bars yee shower of fùcking fùcks!


  • #77
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Let's hope not, a Ford Ka would probably win.

    If its a car competition being organised by Omackeral, I'm voting for dry roasted peanuts.


    Cheese on toast will probably beat loop the loops in the final though.



    :pac:


  • #78
    Tell me how
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,972 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Its going to be fùcking chocolate bars yee shower of fùcking fùcks!

    They've been done.

    Kit Kats were being voted on when I dropped in to last competition. It's not that complicated Persepoly.


  • #79
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,543 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Its going to be fùcking chocolate bars yee shower of fùcking fùcks!

    You're another one that would want to sort herself out before it starts. Fcuking Jaffa cakes. :mad:
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




  • #80
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Its going to be fùcking chocolate bars yee shower of fùcking fùcks!

    That was done already you absolute fuktard.


  • #81
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Let's hope not, a Ford Ka would probably win.

    Probably? Defo a semi finalist anyway


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  • #82
    Ten of Swords
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,063 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    Save it for the tournament thread...

    Seriously

    Moderator: Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender, Vegan & Vegetarian

    Category Moderator: Social & Fun



  • #83
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tell me how wrote: »
    They've been done.

    It's not that complicated Persepoly.

    Tmh!! Are you being mean to me?? *shockedface*


  • #84
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,093 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Next one should be a tournament to select the topic of the tournament after.


  • #85
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Can you embarrass yourself in private? Jesus Christ.

    You haven't seen me practice pick up lines in the mirror.
    Omackeral wrote: »
    This will make a change for you but it's not something you can put in your mouth.

    Cartoons?


  • #86
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Would definitely appreciate a good break before the next one. I got so much hate out between the last 2 that I've started to become a nicer person. Very unbecoming of me apparently...


  • #87
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Would definitely appreciate a good break before the next one. I got so much hate out between the last 2 that I've started to become a nicer person. Very unbecoming of me apparently...

    I don’t think people realise how cathartic insulting people on the internet can be. It’s as good as moderate exercise to be honest.


  • #88
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Would definitely appreciate a good break before the next one. I got so much hate out between the last 2 that I've started to become a nicer person. Very unbecoming of me apparently...

    Yes. I am a great believer in having a scream when driving alone in the car. No need for that now that I have you lot to direct all my unfulfilled dreams and evil thoughts at.


  • #89
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Yes. I am a great believer in having a scream when driving alone in the car. No need for that now that I have you lot to direct all my unfulfilled dreams and evil thoughts at.

    Nobody wants to know about your boring life Persepoly.


  • #90
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    I don’t think people realise how cathartic insulting people on the internet can be. It’s as good as moderate exercise to be honest.

    Yes, but it's also stressful to take insults from people who don't really know you. As bad as attending a family reunion.


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  • #91
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Nobody wants to know about your boring life Persepoly.

    Oh look. Some shìt under my shoe.


  • #92
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Oh look. Some shìt under my shoe.


    These threads have changed you :eek:


    ;)


  • #93
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Would definitely appreciate a good break before the next one. I got so much hate out between the last 2 that I've started to become a nicer person. Very unbecoming of me apparently...

    There will be a break friends, gotta make ya's want it. A few very complacent and unappreciative people in the last one.


  • #94
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    These threads have changed you :eek:


    ;)

    :p


  • #95
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Omackeral wrote: »
    There will be a break friends, gotta make ya's want it. A few very complacent and unappreciative people in the last one.

    Familiarity breeds contempt


  • #96
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Oh look. Some shìt under my shoe.

    Steady on- I wasn’t trying to insult you, I was just trying to describe you :)


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  • #97
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Steady on- I wasn’t trying to insult you, I was just trying to describe you :)

    I was insulting you.


  • #98
    dinorebel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    This has potential

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2058015454


  • #99
    Baggly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Bars, and cakes, were already covered in the “biscuit” tournament.

    Whomever sets up the next tournament criteria of what constitutes, say, a “retro sweet” should be established before voting commenced. Things like “golf balls”, which are chewing gum, should not be eligible.

    Mods should be welcome in the thread but should, perhaps, leave their awful brand of lame “humour” outside and just give a vote. Familiarity, does indeed, breed contempt. Terrible attempt a “jokes” does so even faster.

    Finally, the poster who decides to run the tournament should, also, remain outside of the general “chat”. Leave the “banter” to those who are engaged in the competition. This poster should, also, not be eligible to vote, unless in the event of a, required, tie breaker.

    The two previous threads, while truly excellent, were dogged with “unfunny” mods trying way too hard, to the point of sheer embarrassment and a tournament “curator” losing the run of himself and descending into pure paranoid fantasy.

    Thank you for your time.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48H34ukFe8g


  • #100
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I was insulting you.

    So, stupid and boring. Now we’re getting somewhere


  • #101
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    So, stupid and boring. Now we’re getting somewhere

    :)


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