What should the next Ultimate Tournament be?

Greyfox

cjmc wrote: »

Carlsberg hands down. And yes , what constitutes a beer needs to be laid out from the start

Carsberg is like drinking water, cold tea and washing up liquid together, its actually the worst beer in the world

JohnnyFlash

All lager tastes pretty much the same, and only thicks and dullards have strong preferences for what cold bubbly piss is served up to them.

Uncharted

Retro sweets.


Close thread.

Earthhorse

I voted F*ck Omackerel which I'm taking as the "Other" option in the poll.

It should be cereals. They have the right mixture of notoriety, personality and irrelevance to be a great subject.

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

These ultimate tournaments should only be done once every six months at most. It'll get a bit old quickly if we have thread every week full of people calling each other **** puppets and cum socks over their preferences trivial food stuff.

Not every six months but maybe every two months or something. The crisps one was only two weeks ago. They should be spread out a bit I agree.

This is probably going to be an unpopular observation but I think the "hilarious" "insults" should be used a bit more sparingly too.

fixXxer

Why not vote for fellow Boardsies posters and burn this place to the ground for once and for all?

coffee_cake

#teamgolfballs

Earthhorse

The very first tournament was about bars:

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=110558817

People need to respect the democratic result.

quickbeam

Cheese.

gerrybbadd

quickbeam wrote: »

Cheese.

No. Cheddar, thats it won

dinorebel

Was going to suggest Animals but f*ck knows where that would lead.

Feisar

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

All lager tastes pretty much the same, and only thicks and dullards have strong preferences for what cold bubbly piss is served up to them.

Have a Gamma Ray IPA and come back to me.

BDI

If Guinness is not allowed Hophouse 13 wins.

Guinness should be allowed.

Bud Heineken carlsberg coors tuborg and corona are all slightly different but equally boring and watery.

Dutch gold prazki karpaki are all drinkable if ice cold

If royal dutch hasn’t been done away with yet it should have been years ago.

Most craft beers just mask the taste of piss with chocolate or coffee flavoring.

Everything else falls into one of these catagories.

hellsing101

Smithwicks is a tasty brew, rarely mentioned these days.

Woke Hogan

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Beer would be pointless. Guinness would win, like Tayto Cheese and Onion won. Neither need or deserve to win. And this comes from a man who drinks 8-10 barrels of stout a year.

And cum.

BDI

dinorebel wrote: »

Was going to suggest Animals but f*ck knows where that would lead.

Would have to be the pig hands down.

Cow Steak is good but the pig has far too much diversity to be even in the same class as the others.

JohnnyFlash

Woke Hogan wrote: »

And cum.

No need for that, Hogan.

Woke Hogan

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

No need for that, Hogan.

Apologies. I thought I was posting in the spirit of the discussion.

Panthro

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Rat...Ler?

Isn't that the stuff they give teenagers to train them when they're first taking alcoholic beverages? It's like 1.3%

It's more like 6%.
And I've no idea what alcohol they give to train teenagers, not something I'd be partaking in personally.

dinorebel

So far Beer and F*ck Omackeral are in the lead one poor alcoholic did vote spirits

Deebles McBeebles

So what beer would you drink before f*cking Omackeral? Is that what we're settling on?

BDI

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

So what beer would you drink before f*cking Omackeral? Is that what we're settling on?

Something very strong, Guinness export is about 7 per cent 4 for a tenner in tesco. You’d need about 30 quid worth.

Necro

Deebles McBeebles wrote:

So what beer would you drink before f*cking Omackeral? Is that what we're settling on?

Jesus. I think I'd like to change the game to what type of hallucinogenic drug I'd take beforehand if that's end game :pac:

Panthro

A few lashings of Doombar into me and I'll happily sit and chat with the big O

Deebles McBeebles

Necro wrote: »

Jesus. I think I'd like to change the game to what type of hallucinogenic drug I'd take beforehand if that's end game :pac:

Dangerous game, N. LSD could provide flashbacks for the rest of your life. Mushies might be a decent choice but no one wants to deal with an erection on mushies.

gerrybbadd

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Dangerous game, N. LSD could provide flashbacks for the rest of your life. Mushies might be a decent choice but no one wants to deal with an erection on mushies.

I'm sure there's a few here would "Deal" with a wayward one

Omackeral

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Bars, and cakes, were already covered in the “biscuit” tournament.

Whomever sets up the next tournament criteria of what constitutes, say, a “retro sweet” should be established before voting commenced. Things like “golf balls”, which are chewing gum, should not be eligible.

Mods should be welcome in the thread but should, perhaps, leave their awful brand of lame “humour” outside and just give a vote. Familiarity, does indeed, breed contempt. Terrible attempt a “jokes” does so even faster.

Finally, the poster who decides to run the tournament should, also, remain outside of the general “chat”. Leave the “banter” to those who are engaged in the competition. This poster should, also, not be eligible to vote, unless in the event of a, required, tie breaker.

The two previous threads, while truly excellent, were dogged with “unfunny” mods trying way too hard, to the point of sheer embarrassment and a tournament “curator” losing the run of himself and descending into pure paranoid fantasy.

Thank you for your time.

BANNED

Omackeral

Earthhorse wrote: »

I voted F*ck Omackerel

Get in line.

Uncharted

Omackeral wrote: »

Get in line.

Retro sweets Mack.

Hurry the fcuk up with it and get it going,yeah.
Good man. Thanks.

Necro

Necro wrote: »

Jesus. I think I'd like to change the game to what type of hallucinogenic drug I'd take beforehand if that's end game :pac:

Or maybe best assisted dying clinic :eek:

BDI

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Or maybe best assisted dying clinic :eek:

Anyone qualified to vote would be dead.

Maybe worse assisted dying clinic could be a thing. Probably a few of their customers still alive.