What should the next Ultimate Tournament be?

Bars, and cakes, were already covered in the “biscuit” tournament.

Whomever sets up the next tournament criteria of what constitutes, say, a “retro sweet” should be established before voting commenced. Things like “golf balls”, which are chewing gum, should not be eligible.

Mods should be welcome in the thread but should, perhaps, leave their awful brand of lame “humour” outside and just give a vote. Familiarity, does indeed, breed contempt. Terrible attempt a “jokes” does so even faster.

Finally, the poster who decides to run the tournament should, also, remain outside of the general “chat”. Leave the “banter” to those who are engaged in the competition. This poster should, also, not be eligible to vote, unless in the event of a, required, tie breaker.

The two previous threads, while truly excellent, were dogged with “unfunny” mods trying way too hard, to the point of sheer embarrassment and a tournament “curator” losing the run of himself and descending into pure paranoid fantasy.

Thank you for your time.

dinorebel wrote: »

Maybe favourite fetish should be an option.

Greyfox wrote: »

Of course Guinness is not a beer so it should not be included but as this is after hours it will be included

If you’re including lagers you’d be including stouts and ales.

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

I’d like to see a competition for best meal.

Bacon & Cabbage with floury spuds

Fish fingers, chips & spaghetti hoops

Steak, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, mash & pepper sauce

Sausage, mash & beans



I’m hungry

Best meal, and you're listing that pile of ****e? Floury spuds are an abomination to begin with. Waxy's yer man instead of biting into a ball of dust.

Fish fingers - are you 7?

Tomatoes with the steak? Fúck that. The rest is alright.

Greyfox wrote: »

No it wouldnt but Heiniken would win. I like a few craft beers but the fact is there's no craft beer popular enough to win.

Of course Guinness is not a beer so it should not be included but as this is after hours it will be included

Carlsberg hands down. And yes , what constitutes a beer needs to be laid out from the start

Rubber ducky power lifting

Cider > Beer which makes the whole best beer thing pointless

fixxxer wrote: »

Cider > Beer which makes the whole best beer thing pointless

Ah, a brown bag connoisseur i see! And is it Devils Piss or Scrumpy you prefer to drink in the park, in the middle of the day?

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

I’d agree. Need a break of a few months at least so it’s something to look forward to.

What about...... next one at Christmas and we find the boardsies best Christmas tree? Participants submit their entries and we run maybe 4 together at a time and depending on number of entries either top 1 or 2 progress to next round.

No

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Ah, a brown bag connoisseur i see! And is it Devils Piss or Scrumpy you prefer to drink in the park, in the middle of the day?

The white label Tesco stuff does the job. No need to be fancy about it.

cjmc wrote: »

Carlsberg hands down. And yes , what constitutes a beer needs to be laid out from the start

Carsberg is like drinking water, cold tea and washing up liquid together, its actually the worst beer in the world

Why not vote for fellow Boardsies posters and burn this place to the ground for once and for all?

The very first tournament was about bars:

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=110558817

People need to respect the democratic result.

quickbeam wrote: »

Cheese.

No. Cheddar, thats it won

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

All lager tastes pretty much the same, and only thicks and dullards have strong preferences for what cold bubbly piss is served up to them.

Have a Gamma Ray IPA and come back to me.