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recedite · 25-06-2019 9:17pm

I like the security feature. The clasp on the nose of the saddle can be activated by a phone app. If somebody tries to rob the bike, you can activate it remotely and the nose of the saddle flicks up, throwing off the rider. And if its a male, possibly inflicting painful damage to his genitalia.

magicbastarder · 25-06-2019 10:43pm

you bloody heathens, don't you recognise a picasso when you see one?

25-06-2019 10:46pm

Looks like something you'd expect to see in a Transformers movie.

rtmie · 25-06-2019 10:53pm

Just trying to figure out which part holds the motor and which holds the battery.

Eamonnator · 25-06-2019 11:09pm

Why has nobody commented on the wheels?

letape · 26-06-2019 12:04am

Have to say that I though of Indurain’s TT Pinarello when I saw that frame.

Lumen · 26-06-2019 6:22am

Oh letape, what have you done?

magicbastarder · 26-06-2019 8:10am

Eamonnator wrote: »

Why has nobody commented on the wheels?

that's like being asked what brand of watch the person who mugged you was wearing, to be fair.

letape · 26-06-2019 8:38am

Lumen wrote: »

Oh letape, what have you done?

I know Lumen & apologies to all... Indurain’s bike doesn’t deserve to be posted here!

Idleater · 26-06-2019 8:49am

Eamonnator wrote: »

Why has nobody commented on the wheels?

The wheels themselves are okay, I have a set of ea90 slx myself and they are decent. I'm not sure about the red tyres, or the cross-chaining indicating a pretty taught chain.

check_six · 26-06-2019 2:52pm

JMcL wrote: »

I've no idea if this ....thing.... has been posted here before, but words fail me

[image] picture of misshapen horror [image]

Yet again we have another example of what would happen if you got someone who had never seen a bicycle design one from a badly translated description of same. Or maybe the paper got jammed in the printer and the crumpled up page was sent to the frame builders.

smacl · 26-06-2019 3:00pm

TheBlaaMan wrote: »

Is that even rideable? The rake on the front forks makes it look like a hobby horse. It looks like a death trap..

It looks like somebody sliced one side off a horse drawn wagon. If you connected two of them using a sofa you get one of these

Finnrocco · 26-06-2019 5:10pm

JMcL wrote: »

I've no idea if this ....thing.... has been posted here before, but words fail me

It would be nice with discs in a gravel specific version.:eek:

Finnrocco · 26-06-2019 5:12pm

Sorry didn't mean to repost it!

Once was enough.

JMcL · 27-06-2019 4:39pm

Finnrocco wrote: »

It would be nice with discs in a gravel specific version.:eek:

It would be nicest just in gravel. Quite deep gravel. Further improvements would be the addition of some cement, sand, and water

Plastik · 28-06-2019 10:11pm

Lumen · 28-06-2019 11:40pm

I quite like that.

JimmiesRustled · 29-06-2019 12:35am

What have Cannondale done? Straight lines and circular tubes all gone for what looks to be an all too familiar looking frame. Hope it means we'll be able to pick up cheap 2019 supersix frames and bikes. I really don't like either their new supersix or CAAD 13.

Lumen · 29-06-2019 7:03am

Wait, what? Super six? I thought it was some kind of gravel bike!

SACRILEGE! BURN THE WITCH!!!!

Weepsie · 15-10-2019 11:19am

Even by Tri Bike standards this is fugly. I don't care how fast it is

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Peter T · 15-10-2019 12:04pm

Makes me think of Tron for some reason

ckeego · 15-10-2019 12:10pm

Plastik wrote: »

And you like Cannondales!!!

It looks like a re spray of a 2013 Black Inc

OleRodrigo · 16-10-2019 8:13am

It's the ' granny's bathroom ' peach that ruins it.

f1000 · 30-10-2019 6:35pm

velo.2010 · 30-10-2019 7:23pm

Apparently its legal!

The 3:1 rule was dropped by the UCI early last year and this bike takes full advantage of being able to make forks 80mm wide - the forks in the pictures above look much wider to me.

The width of the bike from the front looks ridiculous but obviously fits whatever imaginary box for width as decreed by the UCI.

Raam · 30-10-2019 7:42pm

Lotus hope it doesn't catch on.

Amirite?

velo.2010 · 30-10-2019 7:58pm

Raam wrote: »

Lotus hope it doesn't catch on.

Amirite?

Canyon not stop posting bike related puns?
Are you Boardman sitting at home with nothing else to do?

Raam · 30-10-2019 8:00pm

velo.2010 wrote: »

Canyon not stop posting bike related puns?
Are you Boardman sitting at home with nothing else to do?

Look, wilier leave me alone.

magicbastarder · 30-10-2019 8:29pm

the focus group at lotus felt it would have been a giant mistake to do something that wasn't specialized.

eeeee · 30-10-2019 8:58pm

I like it

I think the curves are both lovely-ly swoopy and delicate, and it looks simultaneously delicate and strong.
Yum.
I wonder how you change stems though, the forks seem to go into the stem?
It's a bit confusing.
I'm here for it though. *solidarity emoji*

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