What are your favorite movie quotes?

From Deadpool. "Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo".

In the week that's in it;

"She's my sister. She's my daughter. My sister. My daughter. SHE'S MY SISTER AND MY DAUGHTER!"

"Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself."

Willy Wonka: "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ode_(poem)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M0eMkcc91E

I will gouge our your eyeballs and skull fùck you.

~Hartman.

Oh boy. I have lots for this.

"You have my sympathies" Ash's last line in Alien is devastating.
The "I've seen things you wouldn't believe" speech in Blade Runner.
"Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him." (Conan the Barbarian). I also love Conan's prayer to Crom ("I never pray to you. I have not tongue for it.") just before the final battle.
"You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength." The Joker emasculates Batman in The Dark Knight. Also, Gordon's closing speech.
The "The lesser of two weevils" exchange in Master and Commander, culminating in the line "He who would pun would pick a pocket."
"You think that's air you're breathing now?" The possibilities multiply in The Matrix. Oh, and "Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?"
"It was worth a shot" Arthur steals a kiss in Inception.
"Worst thing is she's 35 years old and still trying to act. I see her at auditions all the time. It's over, baby. You missed." "That's charitable of you. May I ask how old you are?" "Go for it." "Okay, how old are you?" "Thirty-four." "Yeah?" "I'm a baby." (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)
The whole "Do you have time to duck?" exchange in Predator
"God, I'd give anything for a drink. I'd give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer." (The Shining)
“What happened to your dress?” “Wolves.” (The Favourite)
“Pan shot!” The Ballad of Buster Scruggs Honourable mention to “First time?”
“I tried to start a revolution but I didn't print enough pamphlets.” (Thor: Ragnarok)
'She has actual coke bottles for glasses. You paint a mustache on a Volkswagen, she says, “Boy, that Omar Sharif sure runs fast.”' (The Nice Guys)
“Ninjas! Direwolves! Child Welfare!” (Hunt for the Wilderpeople)
“So... I blew myself up.” (The Martian)
“**** it, I’ll do it myself.” Liam Neeson gives up praying in The Grey.
“What happened in there?” “Drug bust. The perps were uncooperative.” Judge Dredd makes the mother of all understatements, Dredd.
“Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.” (Avengers Assemble)
"And how many members of this one family, the Wharton family, have you killed?" "Immediate, or…" Rooster Cogburn in the Coen brothers' True Grit.
“My mother is worried I have mental problems. I found a book about teenage paranoid delusions during a routine search of my parents' bedroom.” (Submarine)
"Shoot him again." "What for?" "His soul's still dancing." (Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans)
“How was your lamb?” “Skewered. One sympathizes.” Vesper gives as good as she gets in Casino Royale.
"I can't help but wonder if I remembered her wrong" Soderberg's underrated Solaris remake.
"You know your father was Captain of a Starship for 12 minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mother's and yours. I dare you to do better." A great trailer line from Star Trek, but all the better in light of the great pre-credits action scene it's referring to.
"I don't deserve this. I was building a house." "Deserve's got nothing to do with it." Eastwood's best movie, Unforgiven. I also like "You just shot an unarmed man." "Well, he should have armed himself before he decorated his bar with my friend."
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” It's the climax of a kid's movie, The Princess Bride. It should be this affecting.
“I have been and always shall be your friend.” Spock has one of the great death scenes. (The Wrath of Khan)
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." (The Blues Brothers)
The whole USS Indianapolis speech in Jaws. “I’ll never wear a lifejacket again.”
“I'm Dr. Jekyll, actually, and this is my friend, Mr. Hyde.” “Grrr.” (MASH)
"Keep your lovin' brother happy" The great mystery of Harmonica is revealed in Once Upon a Time in the West.
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room." (Dr Strangelove)
"Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself." Harpo Marx is cruel to Margaret Atwood in Duck Soup.
"Do you know what your sin is, Mal?" "Aw hell; I'm a fan of all seven." (Serenity)

You're a fuckin dead man, you fuckin rat. You know what a fuckin dead man is? That's what you are, a fuckin dead man.


(If you know what the film is, without cheating, you get 50 internet points)

Hans Gruber wrote:

I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me the code.

Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way... so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.

Die Hard.

Conan: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

trashcan wrote: »

Badges? We don’t got to show you no badges. We don’t need no steenking badges.

I will now read from the book of Matthew Mark, Luke and......duck.

Little bastard shot me in the ass.

All from the same movie.
.........

Plus:

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

KHAAAANNN!

Ipso wrote: »

Reg: “Right. You’re in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f**king Judean People’s Front.”

Stan: “Yeah, the Judean People’s Front.”

Reg: “Yeah. Splitters.”

Stan: “And the Popular Front of Judea.”

Reg: “Yeah. Splitters.”

Stan: “And the People’s Front of Judea.”

Reg: “Yea… what?”

Stan: “The People’s Front of Judea. Splitters.”

Reg: “We’re the People’s Front of Judea!”

Stan: “Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.”

Reg: “People’s Front!”

Francis: “Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?”

Reg: “He’s over there.” [points to a lone man]

Reg, Stan, Francis, Judith: “SPLITTER!”

" Blessed are the cheese makers. Obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy produce."

Not the coffee machine!

You ya c*nt

Ipso wrote: »

It’s shyte being Scottish

Most people hate the English, I don't.
They're just ****.:D