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What are your favorite movie quotes?

  • 03-11-2019 9:34pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 8,110 ✭✭✭ Worztron


    Tyler Durden: "Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else." – Fight Club (1999)

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,325 ✭✭✭ Gamb!t


    “If it bleeds,we can kill it” Arnie from the Predator.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,124 ✭✭✭✭ Charlie19


    From Deadpool. "Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭ Dog Murphy


    "All Right Mr DeMille, I'm ready for my close up"


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭ MfMan


    In the week that's in it;

    "She's my sister. She's my daughter. My sister. My daughter. SHE'S MY SISTER AND MY DAUGHTER!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,629 ✭✭✭✭ Deja Boo


    "We're gonna need a bigger boat."


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,936 ✭✭✭✭ Joe_ Public


    "Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭ Tammy!


    The Future, always so clear to me, had become like a black highway at night. We were in uncharted territory now, making up history as we went along.


  • Registered Users Posts: 549 ✭✭✭ chillyspoon


    Willy Wonka: "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams"

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ode_(poem)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M0eMkcc91E


  • Registered Users Posts: 76 ✭✭ Bronco Bullfrog


    You're a big Man, but you're out of shape. With me, it's a full time job, so behave yourself!
    (Michael Caine, Get Carter)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭ tony1kenobi


    I will gouge our your eyeballs and skull fùck you.

    ~Hartman.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭ Tammy!


    I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers - Jimmy Two Times


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,863 ✭✭✭ mikhail


    Oh boy. I have lots for this.

    "You have my sympathies" Ash's last line in Alien is devastating.
    The "I've seen things you wouldn't believe" speech in Blade Runner.
    "Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him." (Conan the Barbarian). I also love Conan's prayer to Crom ("I never pray to you. I have not tongue for it.") just before the final battle.
    "You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength." The Joker emasculates Batman in The Dark Knight. Also, Gordon's closing speech.
    The "The lesser of two weevils" exchange in Master and Commander, culminating in the line "He who would pun would pick a pocket."
    "You think that's air you're breathing now?" The possibilities multiply in The Matrix. Oh, and "Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?"
    "It was worth a shot" Arthur steals a kiss in Inception.
    "Worst thing is she's 35 years old and still trying to act. I see her at auditions all the time. It's over, baby. You missed." "That's charitable of you. May I ask how old you are?" "Go for it." "Okay, how old are you?" "Thirty-four." "Yeah?" "I'm a baby." (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)
    The whole "Do you have time to duck?" exchange in Predator
    "God, I'd give anything for a drink. I'd give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer." (The Shining)
    “What happened to your dress?” “Wolves.” (The Favourite)
    “Pan shot!” The Ballad of Buster Scruggs Honourable mention to “First time?”
    “I tried to start a revolution but I didn't print enough pamphlets.” (Thor: Ragnarok)
    'She has actual coke bottles for glasses. You paint a mustache on a Volkswagen, she says, “Boy, that Omar Sharif sure runs fast.”' (The Nice Guys)
    “Ninjas! Direwolves! Child Welfare!” (Hunt for the Wilderpeople)
    “So... I blew myself up.” (The Martian)
    “**** it, I’ll do it myself.” Liam Neeson gives up praying in The Grey.
    “What happened in there?” “Drug bust. The perps were uncooperative.” Judge Dredd makes the mother of all understatements, Dredd.
    “Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.” (Avengers Assemble)
    "And how many members of this one family, the Wharton family, have you killed?" "Immediate, or…" Rooster Cogburn in the Coen brothers' True Grit.
    “My mother is worried I have mental problems. I found a book about teenage paranoid delusions during a routine search of my parents' bedroom.” (Submarine)
    "Shoot him again." "What for?" "His soul's still dancing." (Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans)
    “How was your lamb?” “Skewered. One sympathizes.” Vesper gives as good as she gets in Casino Royale.
    "I can't help but wonder if I remembered her wrong" Soderberg's underrated Solaris remake.
    "You know your father was Captain of a Starship for 12 minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mother's and yours. I dare you to do better." A great trailer line from Star Trek, but all the better in light of the great pre-credits action scene it's referring to.
    "I don't deserve this. I was building a house." "Deserve's got nothing to do with it." Eastwood's best movie, Unforgiven. I also like "You just shot an unarmed man." "Well, he should have armed himself before he decorated his bar with my friend."
    “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” It's the climax of a kid's movie, The Princess Bride. It should be this affecting.
    “I have been and always shall be your friend.” Spock has one of the great death scenes. (The Wrath of Khan)
    "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." (The Blues Brothers)
    The whole USS Indianapolis speech in Jaws. “I’ll never wear a lifejacket again.”
    “I'm Dr. Jekyll, actually, and this is my friend, Mr. Hyde.” “Grrr.” (MASH)
    "Keep your lovin' brother happy" The great mystery of Harmonica is revealed in Once Upon a Time in the West.
    "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room." (Dr Strangelove)
    "Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself." Harpo Marx is cruel to Margaret Atwood in Duck Soup.
    "Do you know what your sin is, Mal?" "Aw hell; I'm a fan of all seven." (Serenity)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,423 ✭✭✭ Berties_Horse


    "Get busy living, or get busy dying."


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,110 ✭✭✭ Worztron


    Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." – The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,582 ✭✭✭✭ partyjungle


    "English mother fccker, do you speak it!" Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,686 ✭✭✭✭ Tony EH


    You're a fuckin dead man, you fuckin rat. You know what a fuckin dead man is? That's what you are, a fuckin dead man.


    (If you know what the film is, without cheating, you get 50 internet points)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,261 ✭✭✭ 3rdDegree


    William Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭ Tammy!


    'Now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.' - Clifford Worley


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,289 ✭✭✭✭ Mad_maxx


    while i dont love the movie , i did find this quite from UNFORGIVEN unforgettable

    " its a hell of a thing to kill a man , take away all he,s got and all he,s ever gonna have "


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,110 ✭✭✭ Worztron


    Mad_maxx wrote: »
    while i dont love the movie , i did find this quite from UNFORGIVEN unforgettable

    " its a hell of a thing to kill a man , take away all he,s got and all he,s ever gonna have "

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=111732451&postcount=18

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭ Tammy!


    If you’re nothing without the suit, then you shouldn’t have it - Tony Stark.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭ Egypt Disgusting Chalk


    "Truly it was a Shawshank Redemption."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭ PinotNero


    "Leave the gun, take the cannoli." Godfather I


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭ JoeA3


    I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me the code.

    Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way... so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.

    Die Hard.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,124 ✭✭✭ TheIrishGrover


    One of my favourite quotes is actually, believe it or not, from Justice League TV Series: "Maybe the angels need a sharp sword too."

    For movies:

    From Vanilla Sky: "The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?"


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,488 ✭✭✭ Corvo


    Conan: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭ trashcan


    Badges? We don’t got to show you no badges. We don’t need no steenking badges.

    I will now read from the book of Matthew Mark, Luke and......duck.

    Little bastard shot me in the ass.

    All from the same movie.

    You’re all individuals

    I’m not.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,124 ✭✭✭ TheIrishGrover


    trashcan wrote: »
    Badges? We don’t got to show you no badges. We don’t need no steenking badges.

    I will now read from the book of Matthew Mark, Luke and......duck.

    Little bastard shot me in the ass.

    All from the same movie.
    .........

    Plus:

    You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,997 ✭✭✭ Ipso


    Reg: “Right. You’re in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f**king Judean People’s Front.”

    Stan: “Yeah, the Judean People’s Front.”

    Reg: “Yeah. Splitters.”

    Stan: “And the Popular Front of Judea.”

    Reg: “Yeah. Splitters.”

    Stan: “And the People’s Front of Judea.”

    Reg: “Yea… what?”

    Stan: “The People’s Front of Judea. Splitters.”

    Reg: “We’re the People’s Front of Judea!”

    Stan: “Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.”

    Reg: “People’s Front!”

    Francis: “Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?”

    Reg: “He’s over there.” [points to a lone man]

    Reg, Stan, Francis, Judith: “SPLITTER!”


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  • Registered Users Posts: 654 ✭✭✭ Gonad


    “It don't take much strength to pull a trigger but try getting up every morning day after day and work for a living, let's see him try that, then we'll see who the real tough guy is, the working man is the tough guy.”


    A Bronx Tale :


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