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What are your favorite movie quotes?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭TinCool


    Doc Brown:- "It works.... Finally I've invented something that works"
    Marty:- "You bet your ass it works"

    and also

    Indy: "It's not the years, it's the mileage"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Tammy!


    You see a lot, Doctor. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself? What about it? Why don't you - why don't you look at yourself and write down what you see? Or maybe you're afraid to - Clarice Staring


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    If they shut me up, who'll take my place?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,667 ✭✭✭Worztron


    branie2 wrote: »
    If they shut me up, who'll take my place?

    Michael Collins (1996): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6L66xhKdgE

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,198 ✭✭✭artvanderlay


    Are you ready to be ****ed, man?


    ____________________________



    Nah, man. I'm pretty ****in' far from okay.




    _________________________________





    You're hot, you take all we got, not a dry seat in the house (actually any Spinal Tap line will do!).


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    KHAAAANNN!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,907 ✭✭✭trashcan


    You're hot, you take all we got, not a dry seat in the house (actually any Spinal Tap line will do!).

    "As long as there's the sex and drugs I can do without the rock and roll"
    And of course the immortal "These go to eleven."


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,907 ✭✭✭trashcan


    Ipso wrote: »
    Reg: “Right. You’re in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f**king Judean People’s Front.”

    Stan: “Yeah, the Judean People’s Front.”

    Reg: “Yeah. Splitters.”

    Stan: “And the Popular Front of Judea.”

    Reg: “Yeah. Splitters.”

    Stan: “And the People’s Front of Judea.”

    Reg: “Yea… what?”

    Stan: “The People’s Front of Judea. Splitters.”

    Reg: “We’re the People’s Front of Judea!”

    Stan: “Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.”

    Reg: “People’s Front!”

    Francis: “Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?”

    Reg: “He’s over there.” [points to a lone man]

    Reg, Stan, Francis, Judith: “SPLITTER!”

    " Blessed are the cheese makers. Obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy produce."


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,017 ✭✭✭tastyt


    Tommy, the tit, is praying. And if he isnt, he ****ing should be .


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,017 ✭✭✭tastyt


    The trouble with Scotland, is that its full of Scots


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    "Son, your about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop."


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Not the coffee machine!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    tastyt wrote: »
    The trouble with Scotland, is that its full of Scots

    It’s shyte being Scottish


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,929 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    You ya c*nt


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,929 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    trashcan wrote: »
    "As long as there's the sex and drugs I can do without the rock and roll"
    And of course the immortal "These go to eleven."

    Lick my love pump :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 200 ✭✭world class wreckin’ cru


    Marty: "Woah! This is heavy, Doc."
    Doc: "There's that word again - 'heavy'. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?"


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    "you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    Ipso wrote: »
    It’s shyte being Scottish

    Most people hate the English, I don't.
    They're just ****.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Tammy!


    I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam - Uncle Buck


  • Registered Users Posts: 126 ✭✭Ferm001


    Well, John wasn't exactly "The Boogeyman". He was the one you sent to kill the ****in' Boogeyman.

    or

    John, is a man of focus. Commitment. Sheer will. Something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar… with a pencil. With a ****in' pencil. Suddenly one day he asked to leave. It was over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then, my son, a few days after his wife died… you steal his car, and kill his ****in' dog.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Tammy!




  • Registered Users Posts: 299 ✭✭freewheeler


    Bladerunner was set in November 2019 so..




    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,023 ✭✭✭✭Joe_ Public


    Broadsword calling Danny Boy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 626 ✭✭✭Wedwood


    “That’s another fine mess you’ve gotten me into !”


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land. But most of all, I remember the road warrior, the man we called Max.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Mehaffey1


    You believe in the angels or the saints or there's such a thing as a state of grace. And you believe it, but it's got nothing to do with reality.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭CrankyHaus


    Charlie don't surf

    In England we have a saying for em situations such as this, which is that it's difficult, difficult... lemon difficult

    Both films which actually have far too many great lines to pick just one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Tammy!


    Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?

    Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.


  • Registered Users Posts: 728 ✭✭✭20Wheel


    I will gouge our your eyeballs and skull fùck you.

    ~Hartman.

    HO...LEE Jesus.

    What is thaaaat?

    What the f.uck is that!

    Putin is a dictator. Putin should face justice at the Hague. All good Russians should work to depose Putin. Russias war in Ukraine is illegal and morally wrong.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    From the Kevin Costner movie No Way Out

    CIA Director: "And you can forget about Pritchard. He's homosexual."

    CIA agent: "Well i be damned"

    CIA Director: "Yes and so will he, if you believe the Old Testament"

    killer of a line :P


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