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What are your favorite movie quotes?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 657 ✭✭✭I Am The Law


    Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Get to da choppah


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Tammy!


    I always liked this conversation between Schindler and Goeth



  • Registered Users Posts: 512 ✭✭✭dvdman1


    Glengarry Glen Ross 1992

    Blake: You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close ****, you are ****, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going out.

    Shelley Levene: The leads are weak.

    Blake: "The leads are weak." The ****ing leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years...

    Dave Moss: What's your name?

    Blake: **** you. That's my name.

    Dave Moss: [laughs]

    Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight; I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    just re-watched Outbreak tonight and in it was a beauty, pretty apt for these times...

    Casey Schuler: I hate this bug.

    Sam Daniels: Oh, come on, Casey. You have to admire its simplicity. It's one billionth our size and it's beating us.

    Casey Schuler: So, what do you want to do, take it to dinner?

    Sam Daniels: No.

    Casey Schuler: What, then?

    Sam Daniels: Kill it.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,667 ✭✭✭Worztron


    Capt. James T. Kirk: "Scotty, beam me up." – Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭bonny!


    I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,589 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    The Departed
    Frank Costello: Who let this IRA mother****er in my bar?

    [the man looks startled]

    Frank Costello: [laughs] Only kidding. How's your mother?

    Man in Costello's Bar: Oh... I'm afraid she's on her way out.

    Frank Costello: [walks away] We all are. Act accordingly.


  • Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭arcticmonkeys


    Short and to the point




  • Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    It's good to be the king!


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  • Registered Users, Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,292 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    "Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now"

    Kill Bill Vol. 1.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    "He was like a one legged cat trying to bury his **** on an icy pond" North Dallas Forty


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,644 ✭✭✭storker


    Cpl Hudson: "Game over man, game over!"

    - Aliens


    Ericson: "For us the Battle of the Atlantic was becoming a private war. If you were in it, you knew all about it. You knew how to keep watch on filthy nights, and how to go without sleep, how to bury the dead, and how to die without wasting anyone's time."

    - The Cruel Sea


    Lt Bromhead: "I'll tell my man to clean your kit."
    Lt Chard: "Don't bother."
    Lt Bromhead: "No bother... I'm not offering to clean it myself"

    - Zulu


    Romanian Woman: "For the dead travel fast."

    - Bram Stoker's Dracula


    Martin Scorcese voiceover: "Nine-ball is rotation pool, the balls are pocketed in numbered order. The only ball that means anything, that wins it, is the 9. Now, the player can shoot eight trick shots in a row, blow the 9, and lose. On the other hand, the player can get the 9 in on the break, if the balls spread right, and win. Which is to say, that luck plays a part in nine-ball. But for some players, luck itself is an art."

    - The Color of Money



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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭MfMan


    "Johnny the boy has done it again. This time it's a scrubber..... He's never gonna learn".
    "But we are going to teach him Bubba. You are going back for him."
    "No way. Not me. Not for him"
    "But it's not for him. It's for me Bubba."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWARF-8ywzs


    :-)


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Listen, kid! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,465 ✭✭✭PCeeeee


    Deserves got nothing to do with it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,667 ✭✭✭Worztron


    RoboCop: "Your move, creep." – RoboCop (1987)

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users Posts: 10,913 ✭✭✭✭Tom Mann Centuria


    Infamy, infamy! They've all got it in for me.

    Carry on Cleo.

    Oh well, give me an easy life and a peaceful death.



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,667 ✭✭✭Worztron


    C-3PO: "We’re doomed." – Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,165 ✭✭✭Sweet Talkin Romeo


    King Kong aint got shít on me!



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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭sprucemoose


    OH, NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭sprucemoose


    layer cake has some of my favourites

    Eddie Temple: England. Typical. Even drug dealers don't work weekends.

    Crazy Larry on having a penchant for boys but claiming to not be gay: **** females is for p**fs.


    and one of the best exchanges of dialogue

    XXXX: I've got an idea... Why don't you come 'round for breakfast? I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How's that sound?

    Dragan: Sounds very hospitable.

    XXXX: Do you know where I live?

    Dragan: No.

    XXXX: Well, **** off then.

    [hangs up]



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭The Mulk


    The prison food quotes in Goodfellas, especially,

    Johnny Dio did the meat.

    We had no broiler, so Johnny did everything in pans.

    It used to smell up the joint something awful and the hacks used to die, but he still cooked a great steak.

    Johnny Dio- “How do you like yours?”

    - Medium rare.

    Johnny Dio – “Medium rare. An aristocrat.”



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,722 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    Every man dies but not every man really lives



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,558 ✭✭✭Blue850


    "There is no way, no way, that you could come from my loins. Soon as I get home,the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your Momma in the mouth"

    Sherrif Buford T. Justice



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭MfMan


    From Blade Runner, a line I've always thought holds depths of hidden meaning and hints at the ambiguity of Deckard's character;

    Deckard: Suspect? How can it not know what it is?



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    Smokey and the bandit? For a brief second I thought you were talking about me!



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    I’m not sure if you can classify it as a quote but without doubt my favourite soliloquy in any film is Denis Hoppers rebuttal to Christopher Walken,

    i often thought would any accused in a criminal trial come close as a way to shut down a trial.



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,667 ✭✭✭Worztron


    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,958 ✭✭✭kirk.


    If they can whack a president they can whack a president of a union



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