Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Un Croissant · 08-05-2015 12:05pm

Tropic Thunder reference.

J Mysterio · 08-05-2015 1:38pm

PopePalpatine wrote: »

Yep, there were people (figuratively) tearing him a new arsehole over that.

Lets have the responses!

PopePalpatine · 08-05-2015 3:07pm

He deleted that status. Most of responses were either like "shame on you" or just mocking him.

Gunslinger92 · 08-05-2015 3:39pm

Someone liked a photo that the "you park like a c**t kerry" posted, so it came up on my feed.

Someone's car had been photographed and sent into the page. They had indeed parked like a class A c**t. Anyway, she wasn't best pleased at having been sent into the page - yes, yes, she had liked the page itself but now that she's been caught she's going mad :pac: So she sent in the following messages

"take that car down you igrnant fuker ur ur getting reported"
"Why are u. Boring old person that has nothing better to be doing dan taking pictures of a car get a kid u low life creep"
"hey U park like a c**t kerry this photo is personal and I would prefer to keep it private. Would you please take it down?"

I had an aul look at her page, and she REALLY comes across as a valuable upstanding member of society :pac:

Generic Dreadhead · 08-05-2015 3:44pm

PopePalpatine wrote: »

He deleted that status. Most of responses were either like "shame on you" or just mocking him.

SHAME! SHAME! SHAME ON YOU! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME ON YOU! :pac:

retro:electro · 08-05-2015 3:54pm

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

"Why are u. Boring old person that has nothing better to be doing dan taking pictures of a car get a kid u low life creep"
:

Why are you? Get a kid? What?!?

bjork · 08-05-2015 4:40pm

anna080 wrote: »

Why are you? Get a kid? What?!?

It was the "get a kid" bit I came here to comment on

wtf?

MonkstownHoop · 08-05-2015 5:09pm

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

Someone liked a photo that the "you park like a c**t kerry" posted, so it came up on my feed.

Someone's car had been photographed and sent into the page. They had indeed parked like a class A c**t. Anyway, she wasn't best pleased at having been sent into the page - yes, yes, she had liked the page itself but now that she's been caught she's going mad :pac: So she sent in the following messages

"take that car down you igrnant fuker ur ur getting reported"
"Why are u. Boring old person that has nothing better to be doing dan taking pictures of a car get a kid u low life creep"
"hey U park like a c**t kerry this photo is personal and I would prefer to keep it private. Would you please take it down?"

I had an aul look at her page, and she REALLY comes across as a valuable upstanding member of society :pac:

I can't find this Kerry page, any link?

Kovu · 08-05-2015 5:20pm

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

I can't find this Kerry page, any link?

Use a 'U' instead of you and don't star out the c**t. Classy. :rolleyes:

08-05-2015 5:20pm

It seems that half of my friends have stuck the "YES EQUALITY 2015" message on their Facebook profile pic, including some who would tell a homophobic joke at the drop of a hat, but gay marriage is so on message.

Hyzepher · 08-05-2015 5:24pm

Deleted User wrote: »

It seems that half of my friends have stuck the "YES EQUALITY 2015" message on their Facebook profile pic, including some who would tell a homophobic joke at the drop of a hat, but gay marriage is so on message.

They are Mutually Exclusive to be fair

Turquoise Hexagon Sun · 08-05-2015 5:26pm

Deleted User wrote: »

It seems that half of my friends have stuck the "YES EQUALITY 2015" message on their Facebook profile pic, including some who would tell a homophobic joke at the drop of a hat, but gay marriage is so on message.

Yeah but a joke is a joke. This election is real.

MrStuffins · 08-05-2015 5:30pm

Deleted User wrote: »

It seems that half of my friends have stuck the "YES EQUALITY 2015" message on their Facebook profile pic, including some who would tell a homophobic joke at the drop of a hat, but gay marriage is so on message.

Nothing wrong with homophobic jokes. Nothing wrong with jokes about anything. Nothing should be beyond humour.

It's more important that they vote Yes.

RonanP77 · 08-05-2015 6:19pm

MrStuffins wrote:

Nothing wrong with jokes about anything. Nothing should be beyond humour.

Yo Momma so fat.......... she's putting serious pressure on her joints and should really consider losing some weight.

Un Croissant · 09-05-2015 8:08am

How do you know if someone took part in Darkness into Light?

They'll post before, during and after pictures on every account they have.

09-05-2015 8:14am

MrStuffins wrote: »

It's more important that they vote Yes.

Actually I suspect most of them won't bother voting and aren't that pushed about it either way.

I can say with certainty that I had never heard one of them identify it as an issue they felt strongly about, ever. Until the campaign started I hadn't even seen a message in Facebook demanding the right to marry, including from my gay friends.

Sittingpretty · 09-05-2015 11:55am

Un Croissant wrote: »

How do you know if someone took part in Darkness into Light?

They'll post before, during and after pictures on every account they have.

This is all over my news feed this morning.

"Look at me! Aren't I just great".

Shameless self promotion.

I have more respect for people who do this sort of thing but don't feel the need to put it in FB.

coolhull · 09-05-2015 12:08pm

Sittingpretty wrote: »

"Look at me! Aren't I just great".

Shameless self promotion.

.

But maybe he/she is just great?!

Sittingpretty · 09-05-2015 12:11pm

coolhull wrote: »

But maybe he/she is just great?!

Maybe and I do feel like a bit of a cynic even thinking that way but it seems like one feed at least anyways many of my friends can't do ANYTHING without it being on FB. Total overshare.

fussyonion · 09-05-2015 12:15pm

Several girls (and it's always girls, isn't it?!) have clogged up my timeline with their Darkness Into Light posts, showing pictures of themselves posing beside trees and sticking their tongues out for the camera.
Yes, it's a good thing you've done, but my God aren't you just craving attention?

"Pints tonight girlos we deserve them after that trek!!!!"
"tell me about it i shouldnt of worn a bra to be honest it was digin in something cronic few voddies be grand"

J Mysterio · 09-05-2015 12:25pm

Sittingpretty wrote: »

Maybe and I do feel like a bit of a cynic even thinking that way but it seems like one feed at least anyways many of my friends can't do ANYTHING without it being on FB. Total overshare.

It's tragic to think though that people could miss out on another facet of such a wonderfully interesting and deep personality.

09-05-2015 7:01pm

"Me at the darkens into light"

Ave Sodalis · 09-05-2015 7:10pm

*posts a photo with several inches of make up and so photoshopped, she's blurry*

"u luk stunin hun! "
"How do u luk so gud???!"

Followed by about 200 likes. I mean these people know her in real life and know she doesn't look anything like the photo, even if they didn't notice the blatant dodgy photoshop job... people boggle my mind at times

RainyDay · 10-05-2015 11:09am

fussyonion wrote: »

Several girls (and it's always girls, isn't it?!) have clogged up my timeline with their Darkness Into Light posts, showing pictures of themselves posing beside trees and sticking their tongues out for the camera.
Yes, it's a good thing you've done, but my God aren't you just craving attention?

"Pints tonight girlos we deserve them after that trek!!!!"
"tell me about it i shouldnt of worn a bra to be honest it was digin in something cronic few voddies be grand"

Damn those girls, enjoying themselves while raising money for charity.

I'm not sure that you get the 'social' bit of social media.

ratmouse · 10-05-2015 1:09pm

RainyDay wrote: »

Damn those girls, enjoying themselves while raising money for charity.

I'm not sure that you get the 'social' bit of social media.

I kind of agree to an extent in terms of social media being used as means of raising awareness of an illness. Putting up photos and info around the Darkness Into Light walk can surely only be a good thing regarding awareness being increased and the available services of the related charity being promoted, no?

Kovu · 11-05-2015 1:36am

Not exactly a status but;

Worked at my husband lol
Studied at 24/7 yummy mommy and wife

skittles8710 · 11-05-2015 7:37am

The latest trend seems to be "yay ..this time X weeks /months ... "

Mostly girls informing of future plans with their boyfriends.. maybe wait til it actually happens and ye are actually on holidays / married before you update the ol' status !

PandaPoo · 11-05-2015 10:13am

Someone posted saying they're selling runners, two for €60.

First comment...is it 2 pairs for 60 or just 2 shoes?

Potential Underachiever · 11-05-2015 11:35am

PandaPoo wrote: »

Someone posted saying they're selling runners, two for €60.

First comment...is it 2 pairs for 60 or just 2 shoes?

It's buy one runner get the other free obviously!

yerwanthere123 · 11-05-2015 12:22pm

Kovu wrote: »

Not exactly a status but;

Not as bad as

Worked at All Sex Positions at Sex-machine, Special agent at FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation and Doggy style (: at Your Mother

Studied at Youthreach

rawn · 11-05-2015 7:45pm

A girl on my newsfeed posts about 3 selfies a day, in each, zoomed in, up close, head-and-shoulders picture she manages to have :

1. Her hair over one shoulder.
2. The other shoulder bare (top pulled down)
3. At least one boob

All squeezed into the picture somehow. I mean really picture how unnatural that position is. Always tagged with #shamelessselfie or #nofilter or #hereigoagain. It's effectively the same picture, everyday, several times! I JUST DON'T GET IT.

Lollipops23 · 11-05-2015 7:53pm

Girl I know posted a pic of her 9 month old's freshly painted toenails.

Christ on a bike...

ratmouse · 11-05-2015 8:32pm

Lollipops23 wrote: »

Girl I know posted a pic of her 9 month old's freshly painted toenails.

Christ on a bike...

Stunned! And not in a positive way!

Generic Dreadhead · 11-05-2015 8:51pm

rawn wrote: »

A girl on my newsfeed posts about 3 selfies a day, in each, zoomed in, up close, head-and-shoulders picture she manages to have :

1. Her hair over one shoulder.
2. The other shoulder bare (top pulled down)
3. At least one boob

All squeezed into the picture somehow. I mean really picture how unnatural that position is. Always tagged with #shamelessselfie or #nofilter or #hereigoagain. It's effectively the same picture, everyday, several times! I JUST DON'T GET IT.

She's working on it, and when she gets the perfect one she's going to set the world alight, the world of Shoulder/Boob will never be the same

rawn · 11-05-2015 9:23pm

Cormac... wrote: »

She's working on it, and when she gets the perfect one she's going to set the world alight, the world of Shoulder/Boob will never be the same

Le Tigre!

DareGod · 11-05-2015 9:29pm

All I can say is.... the dumber everyone else is, the smarter *I* am by comparison. So I'm delighted about all these Facebook dopes.

BaZmO* · 11-05-2015 10:05pm

DareGod wrote: »

All I can say is.... the dumber everyone else is, the smarter *I* am by comparison. So I'm delighted about all these Facebook dopes.

Or that's what you think!

coolhull · 11-05-2015 10:11pm

DareGod wrote: »

All I can say is.... the dumber everyone else is, the smarter *I* am by comparison. So I'm delighted about all these Facebook dopes.

But you're setting the bar rather low for yourself here, aren't you ?

DareGod · 11-05-2015 10:45pm

BaZmO* wrote: »

Or that's what you think!

I understood about three of those words

MrVestek · 11-05-2015 11:31pm

DareGod wrote: »

I understood about three of those words

...and so the theory was proven true.

DareGod · 11-05-2015 11:36pm

MrVestek wrote: »

...and so the theory was proven true.

I didn't say I'm smart, though. I said I'm smart "in comparison to dumb Facebook dopes." Quite the difference!

Into The Blue · 12-05-2015 2:32am

DareGod wrote: »

I didn't say I'm smart, though. I said I'm smart "in comparison to dumb Facebook dopes." Quite the difference!

Yeah, it's the little victories.

Into The Blue · 12-05-2015 2:34am

rawn wrote: »

A girl on my newsfeed posts about 3 selfies a day.

It's effectively the same picture, everyday, several times! I JUST DON'T GET IT.

And there you are, three times a day, every day, not blocking her.

eternal · 12-05-2015 2:40am

DareGod wrote: »

I understood about three of those words

There's an abundance of hyperlinks to detail the terminology. It's hardly difficult reading.

Happy now?

DareGod · 12-05-2015 2:41am

eternal wrote: »

There's hyperlinks to detail the terminology. It's hardly difficult reading.

Oh. It must have been my total lack of interest then.

And it's "there're" not "there's."

eternal · 12-05-2015 2:43am

DareGod wrote: »

Oh. It must have been my total lack of interest then.

And it's "there're" not "there's."

Never feign indifference with ignorance.

Into The Blue · 12-05-2015 2:45am

DareGod wrote: »

And it's "there're" not "there's."

Dare god.

eternal · 12-05-2015 2:52am

"The Foole doth thinke he is wise, but the wiseman knowes himselfe to be a Foole"

I always did like Shakespeare.

Ed Winchester · 12-05-2015 3:13am

eternal wrote: »

"The Foole doth thinke he is wise, but the wiseman knowes himselfe to be a Foole"

I always did like Shakespeare.

Me too. He couldn't spell for ****e though.

eternal · 12-05-2015 3:19am

Ed Winchester wrote: »

Me too. He couldn't spell for ****e though.

It was a different form of English. Just don't attempt Chaucer and you'll be fine.
I know you're joking btw.

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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