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20-11-2020, 23:26   #6826
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Please, J, do the world a favour and do not flush them. They don’t “break down”, they still cause blockages and they are terrible for the environment.

Throw them into a little bin beside the toilet, like a Greek.
Certainly not. No one wants to leave the remnants of their crimes against common decency festering away in a grotty little bin beside the toilet. I flush them and enjoy the sparkling cleanliness of the bathroom and my undercarriage. I've had my fun Emmet, and that's all that matters.

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21-11-2020, 01:25   #6827
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Lucozade and surprisingly silvermints will get you flowing like a volcano!
No point in messing around. A Lucozade enema is the job here. With a bag of baking soda stirred in. You'll be besmirching the hopper in jig time...
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21-11-2020, 08:41   #6828
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I ate chilli a couple of days ago - the farts yesterday were on a par with Guinness and cabbage. Crop dusted downstairs at home. The thing is, I know that the bowels need a detox - I haven’t had a proper blow out in months if not years. Any suggestions for fast and effective relief?
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Certainly not. No one wants to leave the remnants of their crimes against common decency festering away in a grotty little bin besides the toilet. I flush them and enjoy the sparkling cleanliness of the bathroom and my undercarriage. I've had my fun Emmet, and that's all that matters.
Filthy kernt.
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This is the post by pintman saying he passed away

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/show...postcount=5155
Dafuq?
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21-11-2020, 22:54   #6831
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Two dumps. No food in 16 hours. Shirt didn't fit.

Conclusions:

Didn't take enough Dulcolax.
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21-11-2020, 22:56   #6832
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Two dumps. No food in 16 hours. Shirt didn't fit.

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Didn't take enough Dulcolax.
I told you. 5 is the sweet spot.
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I told you. 5 is the sweet spot.
Amen. Only taking two was a stupid idea in hindsight. Maybe the idea itself was a stupid idea in hindsight but I had good intentions.
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22-11-2020, 00:07   #6834
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Taking laxatives to attempt to fit into a shirt is intensely stupid and demeans this fine thread.
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22-11-2020, 01:41   #6835
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Well you haven't seen this shirt Mr Desiato.
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23-11-2020, 11:48   #6836
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This is the post by pintman saying he passed away

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23-11-2020, 11:51   #6837
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Is johnnyflash actually dead?
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He's gone the way of the Flutt unfortunately.
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23-11-2020, 12:03   #6839
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Is johnnyflash actually dead?
The username is .... I'm sure he's still posting though
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I have a very itchy ring piece. So far have avoided getting stuck in with the finger. Double checked there wasn’t some dried poo flakes that was causing it, TP came away spotless but I’m nearly at the stage of dragging my arse along the ground like an old Collie dog.
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