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Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

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  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Could you get him a new bed and put it on the floor with something that smells like you? Get him used to that and take away the steps. Everyone's happy.

    He's now on the floor with something that smells like me. It's me. :P

    We're just too soft with him, he's had a rough ride in life and he's terrified of loud voices or even just strict commands so finding the happy medium is taking a while. It's early days still :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,390 ✭✭✭Bowlardo


    Walking along corridor at work and just room for two people to pass and the people coming to meet you just keep walking shoulder to shoulder. I used to turn sideways and basically hug the wall so there is no collision but now I make sure to hold my space and drop the shoulder if they refuse to move in.

    Think it's an ego thing that one of them doesn't want to be the one to walk behind , or they are totally oblivious to other people
    Love this . Ur a legend


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 957 ✭✭✭MuffinTop86


    Candie wrote: »
    He's now on the floor with something that smells like me. It's me. :P

    We're just too soft with him, he's had a rough ride in life and he's terrified of loud voices or even just strict commands so finding the happy medium is taking a while. It's early days still :)

    Aw the poor little pet. You did a lovely thing in taking him, it makes me so happy to hear of these mistreated dogs now being spoiled.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,920 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    People filing their nails on the bus. Thank you for releasing particles of yourself into the air for us all to inhale. Dirtbirds.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    People who add "-ster: to the end of my shortened name. Not only is it deeply irritating, they've just lengthened my name for short, longer than my full name?! Eejit.
    Generally people choosing what to call you and disregarding what they've been told you're ok with them calling you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,204 ✭✭✭Kitty6277


    Think I’ve blown a speaker in the car :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 401 ✭✭Eleysian


    Where do all the teaspoons in my house go to? I will have to do a tour around to gather them up (hopefully)
    TA - people who can’t put their teaspoons in the sink


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Kitty6277 wrote: »
    Think I’ve blown a speaker in the car :(

    Reminds me of the time myself and John Bercow went for a spin...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,155 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    Eleysian wrote: »
    Where do all the teaspoons in my house go to? I will have to do a tour around to gather them up (hopefully)
    TA - people who can’t put their teaspoons in the sink

    They hide in the missing socks .


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    Eleysian wrote: »
    Where do all the teaspoons in my house go to? I will have to do a tour around to gather them up (hopefully)
    TA - people who can’t put their teaspoons in the sink

    Mine used to go missing years ago.Until i found out my son used to throw them away with the yogurts:D


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    People who add "-ster: to the end of my shortened name. Not only is it deeply irritating, they've just lengthened my name for short, longer than my full name?! Eejit.
    Generally people choosing what to call you and disregarding what they've been told you're ok with them calling you.

    On that note, how is Jack the short for John?!? :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,204 ✭✭✭Kitty6277


    Reminds me of the time myself and John Bercow went for a spin...

    :D:D:D


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Putting herself's number on an important form instead of mine by accident because I'm a rubberhead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,993 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    Is there a road in Ireland not being dug up? Ffs!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    Aw the poor little pet. You did a lovely thing in taking him, it makes me so happy to hear of these mistreated dogs now being spoiled.

    Me too. People who rescue dogs, especially the ones who don't have great prospects are my heroes! Puppies are cute, but it takes a long time to make a soul as sweet as an old dog's. Every ounce of love and kindness he gets now is offsetting his sad past :)

    I'm in on the Christmas misery too. Have had a really tough year family wise - realising that people are not who I thought they were, family siding with abuser and expecting me to keep hush about it all... I am just not in the mood for faux happy families and merriment. It all feels so fake now. :( I'm also growing a human so won't be able to drink :mad::mad: Will just compensate with food! :P

    TA it has become Christmas overnight. The last Halloween firework hadn't even gone off and the decorations were up. Saw a good one yesterday, "to all those people putting their decorations up early, relax - Mary hasn't even told Joseph she's pregnant yet" :):)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    Is there a road in Ireland not being dug up? Ffs!!

    They are just aimlessly spending money digging up roads so they blow their budget and can put in for the same amount next year. Our road is in shít, massive TA of mine right now - the incessant rain into potholes does not help!


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    The Unspeakable Horror of wondering if your extra long plait really did just swoop into and smack off the hair removal cream under your arm. Should I douse the whole thing in the shower and then spend ages blow dryng it again or just trust to providence that it was paranoia? Nothing's fallen off yet.

    Understand that I would never normally speak of such things but it's my fu**ing hair were talking about here.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    The Unspeakable Horror of wondering if your extra long plait really did just swoop into and smack off the hair removal cream under your arm. Should I douse the whole thing in the shower and then spend ages blow dryng it again or just trust to providence that it was paranoia? Nothing's fallen off yet.

    Understand that I would never normally speak of such things but it's my fu**ing hair were talking about here.

    It would only be effective at the roots anyway. It doesn't actually dissolve hair, just the follicles I think.

    TA feeling hungry and it's not even midday yet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭Up Donegal


    Shop cashiers who snap the money out of your hands when you're paying. :mad:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Nordie accents. Any of them on radio or tv, I switch straight away.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,239 ✭✭✭Be right back


    Radio presenters who sign off on their show, saying 'see you tomorrow'. No, you won't!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Radio presenters who sign off on their show, saying 'see you tomorrow'. No, you won't!

    They should say "talk to you tomorrow"


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    branie2 wrote: »
    They should say "talk to you tomorrow"


    Listen to me tomorrow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,580 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Antares35 wrote: »
    Me too. People who rescue dogs, especially the

    I'm in on the Christmas misery too. Have had a really tough year family wise - realising that people are not who I thought they were, family siding with abuser and expecting me to keep hush about it all... I am just not in the mood for faux happy families and merriment. It all feels so fake now. :( I'm also growing a human so won't be able to drink :mad::mad: Will just compensate with food! :P
    With you on the 1st bit. Why would you want to spend time pretend these 2 faced basterds want the best for you.
    All the best with the wee one :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    cjmc wrote: »
    Antares35 wrote: »
    Me too. People who rescue dogs, especially the

    I'm in on the Christmas misery too. Have had a really tough year family wise - realising that people are not who I thought they were, family siding with abuser and expecting me to keep hush about it all... I am just not in the mood for faux happy families and merriment. It all feels so fake now. :( I'm also growing a human so won't be able to drink :mad::mad: Will just compensate with food! :P
    With you on the 1st bit. Why would you want to spend time pretend these 2 faced basterds want the best for you.
    All the best with the wee one :)

    Thank you!

    They don't even have the decency to pretend! Since I told them what happened, they have done everything to make me the bad guy. When I mention it, I am a "trouble maker", when I get angry about it I am "an elder abuser". When I went through a period of drinking to numb the pain of it, I was "an alcoholic". I don't even feel like buying them presents! Or if I do, it will be a donation in their name to 1 in 4 :rolleyes:

    TA realising that friends and often strangers can trump family.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,104 ✭✭✭Trigger Happy


    When you buy a pack of polo mints and every single one of them is broken. No sticking my tongue in and out of the polo hole for me this afternoon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    An ad for Dove Microbiome bodywash asking is your bodywash gentle on your "microbiome". WT actual F? They spout any old sh1te nowadays to sell stuff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,161 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    Rubberlegs wrote: »
    An ad for Dove Microbiome bodywash asking is your bodywash gentle on your "microbiome". WT actual F? They spout any old sh1te nowadays to sell stuff.

    Dove soap is gone to shlte, too.
    Its way too perfumed now and doesn't last pissing time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    This one could be long and a tad irrational so I'll start with a summary :

    TL;DR - I got a parking ticket in Cork city that I thought was unfair, so I'm (mostly) avoiding the city until it costs the council way, way more than I paid for the ticket.

    So I'll admit that I was parked illegally, and if I had taken more time, I'd have realised it. But I don't think the spaces were clearly enough marked. There was no sign at the start of the parking bay; just one small grey sign down at the end of the bay that looks like every other parking sign from that distance. The road markings were either obliterated by street repair after street repair, or covered by cars already parked there, so I honestly thought it was regular parking.

    So I got a ticket issued by Cork city council. If you want to appeal the ticket, the appeal is decided by Cork city council. And if you want to appeal their decision, the appeal goes to... Cork city council. And who decides on the signage in the first place? Cork city council. Bit of a handy number there and no scope at all for abuse....

    I thought about going to court over the ticket, but I thought the best case scenario could be that the judge would agree with me, but still have no power to overturn the fine, so it'd end up costing me more in the long term. Instead, I decided to boycott Cork city for ten years.... mostly.

    I'm not going to cut my nose off to spite my face, so if I absolutely need something from the city, I'll go and avoid paying for council parking, or I'll still go to town to drink and socialise, but if I can at all I'll avoid going to the city. Cinema trips would be a good example. Maybe once a month I used to go to town, park in a council car park and go to the cinema. I haven't been in eight months since I got the ticket. That's already a long way towards the cost of the fine in lost revenue. Of course I could park in non-council car park and still go to the cinema, but the cinema is paying rates to the council and I don't want any of my money going to them if I can help it, so I'll go to a cinema outside the city, or just stay home and wait for it to be available at home.

    Study after study has shown that people will act irrationally, even to their own detriment if they feel wronged or are seeking revenge. So this is my weird hill - give me an unfair parking ticket and it'll cost you a lot more in the long term.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,972 ✭✭✭mikemac2


    Our canteen is not amazing but it’s perfectly adequate and cracking value for the price we pay

    My TA is the chap who sits on the team behind us who moans every day about the lunch he had. Worst ever, inedible, slop, wouldn’t feed to his dog bla bla

    ......yet he still returns every day

    I wish he’d zip it


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 7,369 Mod ✭✭✭✭HildaOgdenx


    mikemac2 wrote: »
    Our canteen is not amazing but it’s perfectly adequate and cracking value for the price we pay

    My TA is the chap who sits on the team behind us who moans every day about the lunch he had. Worst ever, indelible, slop, wouldn’t feed to his dog bla bla

    ......yet he still returns every day

    I wish he’d zip it

    I know the type. Annoying to listen to that, day in, day out.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    mikemac2 wrote: »
    Our canteen is not amazing but it’s perfectly adequate and cracking value for the price we pay

    My TA is the chap who sits on the team behind us who moans every day about the lunch he had. Worst ever, indelible, slop, wouldn’t feed to his dog bla bla

    ......yet he still returns every day

    I wish he’d zip it

    You should tell him that vanish is good for getting those food stains off. :D


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    The Unspeakable Horror of wondering if your extra long plait really did just swoop into and smack off the hair removal cream under your arm. Should I douse the whole thing in the shower and then spend ages blow dryng it again or just trust to providence that it was paranoia? Nothing's fallen off yet.

    Understand that I would never normally speak of such things but it's my fu**ing hair were talking about here.

    I've done that innumerable times, and yes, like you I've always asked myself "Will I risk it?", and the answer's always been no (my hair is in a state as it is...). So, soaking plait every time. :/
    Antares35 wrote: »
    It would only be effective at the roots anyway. It doesn't actually dissolve hair, just the follicles I think.

    No, it doesn't, unfortunately: it's caustic (IIRC) and it actually dissolves the hairs (that's why they look all crinkly a few minutes after the application; they tell you not too keep it on for longer than the recommended maximum time because after that it starts attacking your skin.

    My TA is that the Penguin bars I bought don't taste half as nice as they used to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,623 ✭✭✭ILikeBoats


    New Home wrote: »

    My TA is that the Penguin bars I bought don't taste half as nice as they used to.

    Coincidentally, I stole a Penguin bar from my daughter's Halloween haul. It was great, so I went out and bought loads more!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    New Home wrote: »
    I've done that innumerable times, and yes, like you I've always asked myself "Will I risk it?", and the answer's always been no (my hair is in a state as it is...). So, soaking plait every time. :/



    No, it doesn't, unfortunately: it's caustic (IIRC) and it actually dissolves the hairs (that's why they look all crinkly a few minutes after the application; they tell you not too keep it on for longer than the recommended maximum time because after that it starts attacking your skin.

    My TA is that the Penguin bars I bought don't taste half as nice as they used to.

    Gah! :eek:

    Re Penguin bars, that would be the EU banning all the nice additives we enjoyed in the 80s. They did the same with crispy pancakes :mad:


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    I blame the palm oil, and the glucose-fructose syrups and all the rest.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,776 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Fairytale of New York is on the bleeding radio already! It's too fecking early!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Fairytale of New York is on the bleeding radio already! It's too fecking early!

    Ah for feckk sake.


    I'd be boycotting that radio station.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,490 ✭✭✭✭Tauriel


    Fairytale of New York is on the bleeding radio already! It's too fecking early!

    One of the music channels on Sky switched to a Christmas music channel in......








    ....September! :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 587 ✭✭✭Redneck Reject


    How dangerous certain parents make the pick up/drop off during a school run.I can't count the amount of times kids were nearly run down.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    I don’t know what’s worse, the playing of Fairytale New York or the complaints about the playing of Fairytale of New York because of that word. I’ll just stick to my usual complaining about the complaining about the playing of Fairytale of New York.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭selous


    Bus connect.......Delivering you a new improved service, Really? Can't deliver a bloody leaflet properly .

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,993 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    I think I've found the ikea product that has finally broken me.

    My love affair with flat pack is over.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,155 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    How dangerous certain parents make the pick up/drop off during a school run.I can't count the amount of times kids were nearly run down.

    And my TA is that a good percentage of them could have walked


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I think today's winner is the person who now insists upon calling what we used to term, in our evidently less politically sensitive days, "single" people as "self-partnered" people.

    I mean, well, I just give up.

    ‘Self-partnered’ Emma Watson: the sudden rise of the single positivity movement


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    When actors talking dont match the subtitles.Or the voice over doesnt match whats being said.Really annoys me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,239 ✭✭✭Be right back


    I think today's winner is the person who now insists upon calling what we used to term, in our evidently less politically sensitive days, "single" people as "self-partnered" people.

    I mean, well, I just give up.

    ‘Self-partnered’ Emma Watson: the sudden rise of the single positivity movement
    I thought Gwyneth and her 'uncoupling' was bad enough..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,184 ✭✭✭riclad


    Cannot a celeb just say i,m happy to be single, if i meet someone nice i,ll see what happens .rather than making up new words or phrase,s to describe the experience being a single person
    Its like celebs live in a special world, using a simple phrase like ,im single ,and i,m happy is not enough.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    One of the music channels on Sky switched to a Christmas music channel in......








    ....September! :mad:

    That's just plain wrong.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,954 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Self Partnered ?
    Wtf ?
    Since when has the word Single become so unmentionable that it had to be replaced with self partnered ?

    It's like something you'd read on the FB thread :p


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