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Single peoples thread (EVERYONE POSTING HERE WILL BE TAUNTED)

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    #92
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Get a nerd!


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    #93
    Dimitri
    Registered Users Posts: 641 ✭✭✭Dimitri


    oh please ignore the misery of single life it could be worse... i don't know how( cause i'm always single) but i'm sure it could be!


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    #94
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    no it couldn't single life is officially horrible!
    All the good nerds are gone...


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    #95
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hold on yellar what did me and sarky say about you not being welcome here!


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    #96
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Le Rack wrote:
    All the good nerds are gone...

    They'll be back when the WoW servers crash...


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    #97
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    im trying to show ye the light of love


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    #98
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    not the one I want...


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    #99
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    f*ck that!
    I'm going to Manson and Maiden in August and I'm gonna meet Manson and screw him sideways! Dont know how yet biut I willl!!!!!!!!!!


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    #100
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    But Bruce Dickenson is way hotter...


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    #101
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,278 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Le Rack wrote:
    hold on yellar what did me and sarky say about you not being welcome here!

    I still have my rake handy, can I prod her with it?


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    #102
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    thats the spirit!!!go get lovin people!!


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    #103
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yes yes prod prod!


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    #104
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    no no no lovin! only f*ckin! then when I'm bored of that. then comes the lovin!


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    #105
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Prod her she needs it more than me!


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    #106
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me beats Laura with the pointy end of the rake

    Sod off, Couply McSexgetter!


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    #107
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    stop poking me im still tired off the one i got last night


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    #108
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I assume your beating Yellar, cuz she is the one who needs it!


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    #109
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Yes, yes I am.

    I am also saving her quotes so I can show how she spams about getting laid on the internet to her boyfriend.

    I wonder if he's coming to the beer bash...

    "Oh, you're Oldyellar's lad, you know, you must be a f*cking DEMON in the sack, she never shuts up about you..."


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    #110
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    nooooooooo not the bf card , he`d feel so used if he heard me bragging about the pokings


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    #111
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hehehe *evil little giggle* excellent!


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    #112
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,278 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    OLDYELLAR wrote:
    Prod her she needs it more than me!

    That's a different kind of proddin', which could be misconstrued as teh secks. As has already been noted, none of us here is gettin' any and Le Rack and meself doing it would betray the principles upon which this thread was founded. Besides, I think she's waiting for a really good nerd, and I'm only an average nerd...


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    #113
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Then, when he dumps her from sheer embarrasment, she will be allowed to post here for real...


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    #114
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Sarky wrote:

    "Oh, you're Oldyellar's lad, you know, you must be a f*cking DEMON in the sack, she never shuts up about you..."
    its like you know him already


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    #115
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Sarky wrote:
    Then, when he dumps her from sheer embarrasment, she will be allowed to post here for real...
    he wouldnt dump me :( would he?


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    #116
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    There's only one way to find out, isn't there?

    /me sorts out the quotes into alphabetical order for printing...


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    #117
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    ha!
    good plan sarky, the ha was directed at yellar


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    #118
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Bitter? Me?


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    #119
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    well the i got laid is directed at ye all!!!im a damg cool lady he wouldnt dump me , hes hes hes............................goina dump me aint he.......................................................no laura think of the poking he loves you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,yea listen up bit*hes he loves me im cool i have lovin on tap up[ here so ha


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    #120
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hell no!
    I've gotta go I bin sitting here for three hours and my ass hurts! I wouldn't mind if it hurt from secks but its just from sitting on it so HMPH! GOOD BYE!


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    #121
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Right, if you say so.


    Heh...


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