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Single peoples thread (EVERYONE POSTING HERE WILL BE TAUNTED)

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    #152
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hunny I'm home! Hey look I'm sorry I went on our hoeny moon with out you... Please forgive me! Hey I was thinkg of wearing some wall paper anyway so the curtains should look great!


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    #153
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    and when you said we'd pay Sarky in porn did you mean the stuff you buy or "you and me" porn????


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    #154
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    FP I say we get us a Party Popper, we shove it up amps ass and the sphincter (sp) muscle will create a nice seal around in, preventing it from coming out. Then we pull the string (or let him do it himself thinking its a tampon) and BOOM! Internal combustion! there goes his stomach and him in general!
    Ahh the joys of drunken friends!


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    #155
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I appear to be still extremely single. What's up with that?


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    #156
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    I am sure you have unexplored options awaiting you...if you want I can pull out the tarot cards and tell ya what they say :p

    mine said last night my dreams were about to come true and that I wouldnt come back from a trip abroad...then today i got an email about a job in Galway!!!!!!!!!!

    wish me luck :D


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    #157
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    must do me tarot haven't done em in a while!
    Hey Sarky you can marry me too if you want?!
    I was out at the weekend and even though some sort of something happened I think it was just the drink.... :(


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    #158
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Thanks for the offer, but I've had bad experiences from marriage. I married my hand once, but it went sour and now the bastard has the car, the house, and my babies (that is, the David Bowie collection).


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    #159
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yeah that happened me with my left boob! It wont even talk to the right one anymore!


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    #160
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    tba wrote:
    How are you supposed to know if someone is single unless they tell you?

    Answer that one Amp!

    People can pretend to be single if they like, if however I found out they aren't, (and it can be fairly obvious most of the time) they get banned.


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    #161
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Hey Amp, my husband says hello!


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    #162
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    oh girl you asking to be banned!


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    #163
    lilmissprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 3,016 ✭✭✭lilmissprincess


    I'm single, happy, and have loads of fella mates. What more cud a girl want?


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    #164
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    darling your 14, I have rakes of male friends, probably more than girls and its bloody awful, it just feels good to have a boyf...


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    #165
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Le Rack wrote:
    oh girl you asking to be banned!

    Indeed. No banning required as having a made up husband is sad enough.


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    #166
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    okay its one thing to be desperate, but to invent a husband?!


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    #167
    zаph
    Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭zаph


    does anyone here hug their pillow at night in place of the real thing?


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    #168
    NotMe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    I hug my mattress. I like big women...


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    #169
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I cuddle up with my quilt....


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    #170
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Problems solved!

    mancushion.jpg


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    #171
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Ah, just when you think the world is wierd enough, somebody in Japan is pushing through the edge of the bizzarre.

    /me salutes entire Japanese Nation


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    #172
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    /runs off to order one!


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    #173
    meditraitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    here's to the Beer :D


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    #174
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    sorry but that is just plain ol' weird...even I wouldnt buy one of those


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    #175
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And that's why you're still lonely!

    :p


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    #176
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    trust me, a stuffed pillow friend with half a body would make me even more lonley... :p


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    #177
    Jonny Arson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,124 ✭✭✭Jonny Arson


    Me single..... whhaaaaaaaaaaaa :(:(:(


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    #178
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Sarky wrote:
    Thanks for the offer, but I've had bad experiences from marriage. I married my hand once, but it went sour and now the bastard has the car, the house, and my babies (that is, the David Bowie collection).
    hey you!
    you married me in some thread the shabahdabadu was priestus in!
    then you turned into a peacock!
    amp ban him* :p



    *dont


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    #179
    NotMe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Sarky wrote:
    Problems solved!

    mancushion.jpg

    OMG! That's so sad!


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    #180
    grosser
    Registered Users Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭grosser


    single virgin for sale!comes with instruction manual in multiple languages including womanese,two day warrantty,and own clothes!

    now for the low low price of a hug and a kiss!


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    #181
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    :( If I was old enough...I'd have my husband. *cries* You're all so bitter!


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