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    #32
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm surrounded by happily coupled couples in real life too. It's really a bit much.


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    #33
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,279 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    It just so happens I bought a rake only last week. I didn't think I'd be getting a chance to use it this soon. Can I use the pointy end or do I have to use the blunt end?


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    #34
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Depends on how much sex the couple are having, we might have to watch them for awhile.


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    #35
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    *pokes Sarky with rake*

    mwah haw haw!


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    #36
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Rozabeez wrote:
    Depends on how much sex the couple are having, we might have to watch them for awhile.

    And make.. notes and stuff.


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    #37
    Sarky
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    sanncoo wrote:
    *pokes Sarky with rake*

    mwah haw haw!


    Hey! No fair! I'm not having sex at all!

    Amp! She's repressing me!


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    #38
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,279 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    amp wrote:
    And make.. notes and stuff.

    Yeah.....stuff.............


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    #39
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Sarky wrote:
    Hey! No fair! I'm not having sex at all!

    Amp! She's repressing me!


    Pam (and I don't mean Amp's previous persona!!) and her 5 sisters!!!!!!


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    #40
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I like the poking of the happy people idea!
    I hate people in relationships! I WANT A BOYF! You lucky f*cking b@$t@rd$ with your coupley-ness! I especially hate people in long distance relationships! THATS NOT A F*CKING RELATIONSHIP!












    i want a boyf.......:(


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    #41
    amp
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    That's it, let it all out. Vent people vent.


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    #42
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Why the f*ck do they have to be so f*cking coupley! Can they not contain themselves! We all know the male and female body join to make one but do they have do do it in public so f*cking much!


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    #43
    amp
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    From what I can remember anticipation is a powerful aphrodisiac.


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    #44
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Le Rack wrote:
    Why the f*ck do they have to be so f*cking coupley! Can they not contain themselves! We all know the male and female body join to make one but do they have do do it in public so f*cking much!


    /me makes whipping sounds by way of explanation


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    #45
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yeah! or even a public place that isn't quite so public! but do they have to bring it to my bedroom when I'm in it or to band practice or walking through the park ina big group or anywhere! WHAT THE F*CK!


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    #46
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Hooray for being single!
    Hey what'dya say we all just lower our standards... ugly people need love too.
    I mean, once the lights go off, that massive hook-nose isn't really that noticable.


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    #47
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It looks like 69ing another man.


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    #48
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    huh?


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    #49
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Sarky wrote:
    It looks like 69ing another man.
    *runs off to pour domestos in her ear...out picture of hook nose ugly people bumping and grinding.....*


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    #50
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hmmmm oh ouch that could hurt!
    69ing someone with a huge hook nose.......
    think of the places that hook could go!


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    #51
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Exactly


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    #52
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Sarky wrote:
    It looks like 69ing another man.
    LMFAO :D:D
    I'm not sure if you meant what I think you did, but there's larfing in my head.


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    #53
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    go away with your hairy nipples!


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    #54
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    *sulks off to shave nipples*


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    #55
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    *checks nips to see if hairy*

    Whew! Can stay!


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    #56
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    oh no dont shave for me! I was referring to fp and anyway I like hairy men!


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    #57
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Good evening...


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    #58
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    well sarks hows it going!
    and sanncoo dont wory hairy men are fully welcomed here! Unless your a girl then its good you dont have hairy nipples!


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    #59
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Quick question... men lactate red milk sometimes don't they?


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    #60
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    well if you shaved your nipple off then yes!


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    #61
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    lactate*giggle*


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