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Maths jokes!

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  • #302
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,629 ✭✭✭TheBody


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  • #303
    Turtwig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Jakey Rolling wrote: »
    Took me a while... TAN function?

    Close. Tan lines.


  • #304
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,629 ✭✭✭TheBody


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  • #305
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,629 ✭✭✭TheBody


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  • #306
    Second Toughest in_the Freshers
    Site Banned Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭Second Toughest in_the Freshers


    https://twitter.com/FactsOfMath/status/736577869749624832


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  • #307
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,450 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


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  • #308
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,031 ✭✭✭✭bnt


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    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • #309
    Capt'n Midnight
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  • #310
    Second Toughest in_the Freshers
    Site Banned Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭Second Toughest in_the Freshers


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  • #311
    TheBody
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  • #312
    TheBody
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  • #313
    evolving_doors
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    ^^^^^^^^
    100% of musicians just don't know where to draw the line.:pac:


    Came across this stock teaching photo in the Irish times.
    Most confusing maths class ever...
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  • #314
    evolving_doors
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    Always spreading the joy of math
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  • #315
    Capt'n Midnight
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  • #316
    Capt'n Midnight
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  • #317
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,190 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


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  • #318
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    Possibly posted already

    How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    0.999999........


  • #319
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


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  • #320
    Capt'n Midnight
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  • #321
    cavu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31 ✭cavu


    My math teacher called me average.



    How mean!


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  • #322
    TheBody
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  • #323
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,450 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Why not https://m.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Doctor+John+Zoidberg-like+curve&lk=3


  • #324
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
    The odds were against me.


  • #325
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


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  • #326
    locum-motion
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    Stolen from the Cool Pics thread.


  • #327
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,738 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


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  • #328
    coppergrass
    Registered Users Posts: 28 ✭coppergrass


    A scientist and an engineer were out for dinner and the scientist started moaning about the public's lack of understanding of science and technology. The engineer had a more optimistic outlook but the scientist was having none of it.

    The scientist said "I'll tell you what, I'm going to the bathroom but when I come back I'll ask the first person I see the easiest integration question I can think of. I bet they won't get it."

    When she left, the engineer called a waiter over and said "Here's 20 quid, can you walk by our table as soon as my friend comes back? She'll ask you a question and just reply with x squared over 2. It doesn't matter if you don't understand it, just say x squared over 2."

    The waiter obliged and upon walking by their table, the scientist asked "what is the integral of x?" He replied with "x squared over 2."

    The scientist was shocked and the engineer was chuffed, but then the waiter looked at them both in disgust and said "plus a constant!"


  • #329
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,738 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    An infinite number of mathematicians walks into a bar. The first one orders a pint of beer, the second one half a pint, the third one a quarter, the fourth one an eighth...
    The bartender pours two pints.


  • #330
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Quantum Erasure wrote: »
    An infinite number of mathematicians walks into a bar. The first one orders a pint of beer, the second one half a pint, the third one a quarter, the fourth one an eighth...
    The bartender pours two pints.

    What a waste!


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  • #331
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,738 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


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    a balloon has minus 1 holes... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymF1bp-qrjU



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