Where are all the tall guys in Ireland

Sardonicat · 26-03-2020 12:14pm

the purple tin wrote: »

The Irish midlands, do a cycling tour or something.
That's where the biggest boyos are.

I wouldn't recommend a cycling tour. They'd be in no state to enjoy the charms of those Midlands bean stalks after those saddles.

TheDenialTwist · 26-03-2020 12:15pm

Lolle06 wrote: »

I don‘t think the Irish men are particularly shorter than the EU average and I see men above 6ft all the time. Although some of them could also be N/E European origin...

I don’t doubt that taller guys are quite popular with women in general and therefore often taken.

I also have observed that a few men would be a bit intimidated by tall women and opt for shorter girls.
However, the tall girls I know didn’t have a problem with finding the right guy in the end!

And your are only 27 - you still have plenty of time to find your extra- tall Mr. Right!

Imo threads on Boards (esp in AH) often result in frank, sarcastic and controversial replies.
It really can be a minefield sometimes.
However, threats of any kind should result in an immediate ban! That’s unacceptable!
Mentioning some „physical attributes“ in posts also brings out the creeps unfortunately.

I‘d recommend to take a lot of the replies on here with a grain of salt ... don‘t take it too personal!

Some of the replies are actually quite witty and made me laugh. So, kudos to some of the posters!

I concur, the threats were way out of line.

And yes, few witty retorts

I did take it personally initially, with the video post, vitriolic commentary and being wrongfully accused of discrimination and the OP being threatened.

However, now I realise the short guys just ended up in the wrong thread.

All is right in the World again!

TheDenialTwist · 26-03-2020 12:27pm

DisneyLover wrote: »

Girl join the GirlCrew app or give me a shout and we can go for a pint when all the COVID19 madness dies down ! :pac::cool:

Clothes for our height - try extra tall range from Next.ie plus theyve a sale at the moment!

@ShayNannigan nice to see you here on Disney's thread.
I adore rock and some metal...to quote Nietzsche "Without music, life would be a mistake... "

I'm in the Smurfette category myself regarding height and am attracted to tall guys and my most recent ex is just over 6'1"

All my female friends are tall, so I'm the odd one out in that sense but I'm cool with that...

Disney and yourself will be able to relate, so I'm glad you have someone to talk about clothes for your height and so forth.

I've no-one to talk bout short girl issues, even the sun visor in my car is useless to me!

TheDenialTwist · 26-03-2020 12:34pm

Ultrflat wrote: »

OOOO alll right...

I thought I offended you but maybe it was calling you innocent..

No offence taken whatsoever

TheDenialTwist · 26-03-2020 12:45pm

lastusername wrote: »

Yes....shock horror :pac: A 6'4" guy among a group of 6'7" guys also does, funnily enough

That's true, however, he was talking about an average standard, funnily enough

Ultrflat · 26-03-2020 6:25pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

No offence taken whatsoever

Brillant how was your afternoon delight :pac::D

I went with, this slated carmel

I feel so naughty

TheDenialTwist · 26-03-2020 8:46pm

Ultrflat wrote: »

Brillant how was your afternoon delight :pac::D

I went with, this slated carmel

I feel so naughty

That's not naughty at all. Can't resist but slated caramel? Only kidding I knew what you meant.

'Ah ah afternoon delight'...went better than I expected.

TheDenialTwist · 26-03-2020 8:52pm

Sam Hain wrote: »

You come across as a bit of a Pat Mustard "and now to motorboat Mrs. O''Reilly". Except a female version, a Patricia Mustard as such.

Pat Mustard really floats my boat..hee hee

DisneyLover · 26-03-2020 8:56pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Pat Mustard really floats my boat..hee hee

Love pat lol and he's more of a gent than most of the lads who saw this post and messaged me lol

26-03-2020 8:57pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Pat Mustard really floats my boat..hee hee

He parked it in the kitchen with the candlestick lol

YFlyer · 26-03-2020 9:08pm

6'2"

I'm keeping social distancing. Ironically to ensure the species survive.

DisneyLover · 26-03-2020 9:11pm

YFlyer wrote: »

6'2"

I'm keeping social distancing. Ironically to ensure the species survive.

Is he single though?? And what county for our pie chart

pablo128 · 26-03-2020 9:14pm

Isn't it gas that when someone doesn't like a reply, they call the poster a 'short guy' like it's the worst thing you could say to a man.

I just see it as a catty childish reply. It doesn't show them up well at all.

YFlyer · 26-03-2020 9:16pm

DisneyLover wrote: »

Is he single though?? And what county for our pie chart

Yes single for now. Concentrating on my PhD write up.

Limerick City

TheDenialTwist · 26-03-2020 9:16pm

Sam Hain wrote: »

Not particularly.

I prefer the great late Hitchslap myself...

Just with you going on about some short mythical resurrected short guy, I thought you were being sarcastic and instead a fan of Sam Harris or even better the Hitch himself.

Ah well...

Leg End Reject · 26-03-2020 9:17pm

pablo128 wrote: »

Isn't it gas that when someone doesn't like a reply, they the call the poster a 'short guy' like it's the worst thing you could say to a man.

I just see it as a catty childish reply. It doesn't show them up well at all.

It's hilarious, especially when they say it to women.

Obligatory lol.

YFlyer · 26-03-2020 9:19pm

pablo128 wrote: »

Isn't it gas that when someone doesn't like a reply, they the call the poster a 'short guy' like it's the worst thing you could say to a man.

I just see it as a catty childish reply. It doesn't show them up well at all.

Or ginger pablo.

Bobblehats · 26-03-2020 9:20pm

DisneyLover wrote: »

Love pat lol and he's more of a gent than most of the lads who saw this post and messaged me lol

That’s George Burgess :pac: has a more intimidating figure ever prowled these hallowed car parks?!

the purple tin · 26-03-2020 9:22pm

Bobblehats wrote: »

That’s George Burgess :pac: has a more intimidating figure ever prowled these hallowed car parks?!

A1 Sharon...

TheDenialTwist · 26-03-2020 9:32pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

It's hilarious, especially when they say it to women.

Obligatory lol.

If you're referring to me in my reply to Sam, I wasn't calling him a 'short guy' it's was in relation to a post regarding a guy called Jesus Christ and Sam said he was a short arse.

I've never heard of him myself so can't really comment

Oh, and just to repeat myself over and over, this is a thread about Tall Guys not short guys. Think you would have guessed that from the title?

The rudimentary Pie Charts and so forth that we're employing in this thread are exclusively for the compilation of Tall Guy data. So, I'm still bewildered that there's any short guys here at all :rolleyes:

Ultrflat · 26-03-2020 10:04pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

That's not naughty at all. Can't resist but slated caramel? Only kidding I knew what you meant.

'Ah ah afternoon delight'...went better than I expected.

So no chance your afternoon delight was caramel flavored? :pac:

whats up with salted caramel?

TheDenialTwist · 26-03-2020 10:05pm

DisneyLover wrote: »

Love pat lol and he's more of a gent than most of the lads who saw this post and messaged me lol

Too true Disney...

And sure I'm Patricia Mustard, they finally figured out my true identity!

TheDenialTwist · 26-03-2020 10:08pm

Ultrflat wrote: »

So no chance your afternoon delight was caramel flavored? :pac:

whats up with salted caramel?

What do you mean? I was just pointing out that you said 'slated' caramel... That's all dude

All good?

Or were you slating me??? I hope not

Sam Hain · 26-03-2020 10:21pm

This thread has gone full circle from Justin Hawkins to Richard Dawkins.

Bobblehats · 26-03-2020 10:32pm

Just look into the rhythm of the thread

Ultrflat · 26-03-2020 10:36pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

What do you mean? I was just pointing out that you said 'slated' caramel... That's all dude

All good?

Or were you slating me??? I hope not

Why would I slate you?

My spellings has been a challenging experience for most of my life.

Bobblehats · 26-03-2020 10:39pm

Martin Heidbegger wrote: »

Women like tall men because height indicates good genes, hence it's attractive. And that's completely fine.

But women have no right to get annoyed when men indicate their preference for slim young beautiful girls.

George Burgess doesn’t even have a good pair of jeans

You know what just give me good heart. A sensible head on those shoulders, big or small I’ll take them all I don’t discriminate. Unless you’re not pretty that is...

TheDenialTwist · 26-03-2020 10:47pm

Sam Hain wrote: »

This thread has gone full circle from Justin Hawkins to Richard Dawkins.

The Extended Phenotype... Don't really rate it.

Can't beat the Hitch

TheDenialTwist · 26-03-2020 10:50pm

Ultrflat wrote: »

Why would I slate you?

My spellings has been a challenging experience for most of my life.

I know you wouldn't slate me, it was just a play on words from your initial post.

And yes, I love salted caramel... Good choice for afternoon delight, but not too salty

TheDenialTwist · 26-03-2020 11:02pm

YFlyer wrote: »

Or ginger pablo.

@Pablo

Well if you look at this thread there's a lot of short guys who think it is the worst thing ever.

Isn't that 'gas'?

People getting offended over sfa is just tiresome

As a poster on here said... Grow a thick skin

Sardonicat · 26-03-2020 11:03pm

Growing a thick skin comes in useful. So does getting a life. Applies to all people of all sizes, too.

TheDenialTwist · 26-03-2020 11:04pm

Sardonicat wrote: »

Growing a thick skin comes in useful. So does getting a life. Applies to all people of all sizes, too.

I should hope so

pablo128 · 26-03-2020 11:04pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Well if you look at this thread there's a lot of short guys who think it is the worst thing ever.

Isn't that 'gas'?

People getting offended over sfa is just tiresome

As a poster on here said... Grow a thick skin

You are the one constantly referring to 'short guys'. No one else.

TheDenialTwist · 26-03-2020 11:08pm

pablo128 wrote: »

You are the one constantly referring to 'short guys'. No one else.

Ah... This is a Tall Guy Thread... And if a man is short why would I call him tall?

Ain't no-one ever going to call me tall is there?

Get a grip FFS

This is AH

What's what all these random posts?

Yawn

Oh, and let's get real here, I am NOT the only one...

Will the trolls on here just leave if they are not going to contribute the OP intention of the thread?

Deebles McBeebles · 26-03-2020 11:18pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

The Extended Phenotype... Don't really rate it.

Can't beat the Hitch

Anyone else read Dawkins and Hitchens and then immediately lose all interest in the subject (religion)? I don't bother these days, the subjects bores me and passes me by like a tall girl passing by a short guy.

Vinaigrette, now there's something I could talk about. F*cking delicious.

Ush1 · 26-03-2020 11:26pm

Don't worry about height, try find someone with a similar brain injury. lol haha

Leg End Reject · 26-03-2020 11:29pm

Ush1 wrote: »

Don't worry about height, try find someone with a similar brain injury. lol haha

A tall order.

Lol

TheDenialTwist · 26-03-2020 11:30pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Anyone else read Dawkins and Hitchens and then immediately lose all interest in the subject (religion)? I don't bother these days, the subjects bores me and passes me by like a tall girl passing by a short guy.

Vinaigrette, now there's something I could talk about. F*cking delicious.

Well I wouldn't know as I'm a short girl, not a tall girl.

No interest in Dawkins really but great respect for the late Hitch.

Ultrflat · 26-03-2020 11:49pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

but not too salty

Thats what she said :pac:

Austria! · 27-03-2020 12:27am

Sorry OP and the girl, what is the intention of this thread?
Do you want people to speculate on which counties have the greatest percentage of tall men? There's very unlikely to be a meaningful difference.

And would you move there to get a tall man? Is there an endgame at all?

TheDenialTwist · 27-03-2020 1:28am

Ultrflat wrote: »

Thats what she said :pac:

That's what 'she' said...

You're replying to me but not saying 'you'?

I did say not too salty...and I meant it... I like more of a sweet taste, not that I'm discriminating salt! Wink wink

TheDenialTwist · 27-03-2020 1:34am

Austria! wrote: »

Sorry OP and the girl, what is the intention of this thread?
Do you want people to speculate on which counties have the greatest percentage of tall men? There's very unlikely to be a meaningful difference.

And would you move there to get a tall man? Is there an endgame at all?

Hi Austria.

Don't recognise you from this thread at all? My apologies if I'm mistaken, of course.

'OP and the girl', jeepers thanks! Strange way to address me (the girl).

Surely you would know if you've been reading the posts that the so called 'endgame' as you put it is evident in the OP initial thread post.

And as for myself, 'the girl', I've already said that yes, I would be willing to travel.

Disney and myself are hoping to travel to different Counties when the Pandemic is over to finally meet these guys IRL.

Thanks for the interest.

Goodnight and stay safe

Smart Bug · 27-03-2020 1:37am

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Yep, all you need is someone to start a throbbing in the nethers and lists go out the window.

I keep reading this as fists.

Leg End Reject · 27-03-2020 1:43am

Smart Bug wrote: »

I keep reading this as fists.

That would change the meaning somewhat, but whatever you're in to.

Ultrflat · 27-03-2020 1:46am

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

I did say not too salty...and I meant it... I like more of a sweet taste, not that I'm discriminating salt! Wink wink

So what your saying is you like to make sure your men drink pineapple juice?

Smart Bug · 27-03-2020 1:46am

Austria! wrote: »

Sorry OP and the girl, what is the intention of this thread?
Do you want people to speculate on which counties have the greatest percentage of tall men? There's very unlikely to be a meaningful difference.

And would you move there to get a tall man? Is there an endgame at all?

It’s a none too secret attempt to turn this site into POF.

TheDenialTwist · 27-03-2020 2:04am

Ush1 wrote: »

Don't worry about height, try find someone with a similar brain injury. lol haha

I'm not 'worried' about height.

I do not possess any brain injury.

Another random troll on here looking for validation via 'thanks' from all the other guys doing same, I presume?

Well done you.

If that was your best attempt at a personal insult to me, couldn't you have come up with something better?

Have you had any FMRI recently?

If not, maybe ask your doctor for a referral perhaps. Just a suggestion.

And perhaps try 'Thread Distancing' instead of sending a random post suggesting I have a brain injury :rolleyes:

TheDenialTwist · 27-03-2020 2:13am

Leg End Reject wrote: »

A tall order.

Lol

You hit the nail on the head there at last, Leg End!!!!!

A Tall order is exactly what OP and I are seeking. We thought they were in short supply but thankfully they're not. No pun intended.

Plenty of tall guys messaging on here now, thankfully.

I thought all was lost for a while with the shortcakes but now starting to get to know the tall guys.

27-03-2020 2:18am

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

A Tall order is exactly what OP and I are seeking.

Venti latte, now with added styrofoam. You are #1327 in the queue, expected arrival on April 4th with a side of Bono and MLK.

TheDenialTwist · 27-03-2020 2:19am

Ultrflat wrote: »

So what your saying is you like to make sure your men drink pineapple juice?

Well I wasn't saying it directly UF, however, I guess it was implied. But not pineapple, don't like the taste.

Love the taste of strawberries, how about you?

Strawberries and a squirt of cream perhaps? Yummy

Where are all the tall guys in Ireland

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