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    #6302
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Common sense is hard to attain

    Some peoples stupidity is actually endless


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    #6303
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Common sense is hard to attain

    The stupid book of learning stupidity


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    #6304
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Unless your a member of goverment

    Then you can drink and drive


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    #6305
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Then you can drink and drive

    And lie, cheat, beg and borrow


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    #6306
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Then you can drink and drive

    Without even having a full licence


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    #6307
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Then you can drink and drive

    Once a cabbage.. always a cabbage


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    #6308
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Once a cabbage.. always a cabbage

    A cabbage is a dangerous thing


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    #6309
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A cabbage is a dangerous thing

    It is when its a minister


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    #6310
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A cabbage is a dangerous thing

    Especially if you eat it whole


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    #6311
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A cabbage is a dangerous thing

    When folks believe in its wisdom


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    #6312
    Sprog 4
    Registered Users Posts: 434 ✭✭Sprog 4


    Going for a dance. Sans pants.


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    #6313
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Sprog 4 wrote: »
    Going for a dance. Sans pants.

    Definitely booging on my own now


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    #6314
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Sprog 4 wrote: »
    Going for a dance. Sans pants.

    The death of the slow set


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    #6315
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Sprog 4 wrote: »
    Going for a dance. Sans pants.

    One on floor.. one off floor


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    #6316
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    The man really loved his parsnips


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    #6317
    daithi7
    Registered Users Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭daithi7


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Common sense is hard to attain

    Common sense is not common enough....


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    #6318
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The man really loved his parsnips

    His wife loved the big carrot


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    #6319
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The man really loved his parsnips

    No wonder eamon ryans always smiling.


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    #6320
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The man really loved his parsnips

    The cheap version of the dildo


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    #6321
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    Common sense is not common enough....

    It's rare in anybody with sense


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    #6322
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    Common sense is not common enough....

    The pub closures killed the seer


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    #6323
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    Common sense is not common enough....

    The government minister unattainable holy grail


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    #6324
    daithi7
    Registered Users Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭daithi7


    Kylta wrote: »
    No wonder eamon ryans always smiling.

    As he's closest to a joke!!


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    #6325
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    As he's closest to a joke!!

    Or too close to the parsnip


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    #6326
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    As he's closest to a joke!!

    But not in a comedic way


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    #6327
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    As he's closest to a joke!!

    He blames it on cabbage juice


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    #6328
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    He blames it on cabbage juice

    He should have tried parsnip sandwiches


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    #6329
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He should have tried parsnip sandwiches

    The greens need meat to succeed


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    #6330
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He should have tried parsnip sandwiches

    It will not stop the bullsh¡t


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    #6331
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He should have tried parsnip sandwiches

    Who would make him that sandwich


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