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How Gardai arrest strong people

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  • #102
    Elite Genetics
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    banie01 wrote: »
    Nobody tells you that there's a good chance that you will piss yourself when you get tazered!:eek:
    Thats a secret the elite keep away from us plebs ;)

    On the subject of arresting strong lads, like the "specimen" OP....
    Don't kid yourself, the Gardaí are like a well drilled hunting pack when it comes to assholes!
    They will use joint lock and control tactics, cuff you and **** you into the back of a wagon fairly quickly.


    *I've been that asshole :o and had the hand surgery afterwards to fix the damage I caused myself by being an asshole and resisting a very lawful arrest ;)
    I'm not quite the man mountain the OP is!:eek:
    But I am 6'5", strong and to top it off have years of doorwork experience behind me...:cool:
    They still took me down without resorting to anything other than physical restraint.
    The Gardaí do no not get enough recognition for their de-escalation and control skills.
    Not everything needs a bullet...:mad:
    Sometimes an asp is enough :pac:

    I'd make any guard tap that would try to pull off these things that you mention with their shirt and tie. You lost because you weren't skilled enough so accept it.


  • #103
    Elite Genetics
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    Thoie wrote: »
    Gardaí don't arrest people for only swearing in public. There aren't enough holding cells in the country to cater for that. But even if they did, why would you be resisting arrest?

    Most of the holding cells are empty so I'm sure they could fill them up.


  • #104
    Man with broke phone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,201 ✭✭✭Man with broke phone


    Elite Genetics wrote: »
    BMI is only relevant to people who don't workout. According to BMI most bodybuilders with 4% body fat are obese.

    Rediculous. BMI is the bible of good health its all you need.


    I also know you dont lift them numbers. If you did you wouldnt think they make you superhuman. 2 gaurds weigh 200 kg and they dont stay still and dont spread theor weight across a bar at even intervals.


  • #105
    Elite Genetics
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    Man with broke phone wrote: »
    Rediculous. BMI is the bible of good health its all you need.


    I also know you dont lift them numbers. If you did you wouldnt think they make you superhuman. 2 gaurds weigh 200 kg and they dont stay still and dont spread theor weight across a bar at even intervals.

    I could stand up with 4 guards on me and if I was panicking, my body would shut down some organs for survival and I might even lift a car.


  • #106
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Elite Genetics wrote: »
    I could stand up with 4 guards on me and if I was panicking, my body would shut down some organs for survival and I might even lift a car.

    I hope the cape didn't need a wash after. When are you flying back to Krypton?


  • #107
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    Elite Genetics wrote: »
    I wonder what's the tactics that they use. In the USA you'd just get executed with a pistol. I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.

    I reckon a big redfaced young country garda from the arse-end of Offaly or somewhere, with hands like iron baking trays, would bate nine shades of shight outta ya easily.

    Gerrupouttadat.


  • #108
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Elite Genetics wrote: »
    I wonder what's the tactics that they use. In the USA you'd just get executed with a pistol. I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.


    You need to be careful there my abnormally muscular comapdre, you may well have elite level genes, but only a fool would underestimate the stopping power of an angry culchie weilding a big stick.



    You'd be safer taking your chances with that pistol to be honest.


  • #109
    Man with broke phone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,201 ✭✭✭Man with broke phone


    Elite Genetics wrote: »
    I could stand up with 4 guards on me and if I was panicking, my body would shut down some organs for survival and I might even lift a car.

    Not happening. You would likely have a heart attack because your BMI is in the obese range. Probably catch covid or some other illness because your immune system cant be firing with a BMI in that range.

    I myself keep my BMI right on the centre line of perfect. I used to be a meat head weight lifter but the doctor told me about BMI one day and something just clicked. Within a few months I had it down to perfect and I just started to get promotion after promotion in work. I went from builder to foreman to install manager to a manufacturing manager for a global part supplier. One day when talking to my boss about the secret of my success (I freeze out anybody who doesnt have perfect BMI) they gave me free reign to travel the world and train my BMI generals. Im not 40 yet and my grandchildren will never have to work.

    Id say I could take you with the right plan and patience.


  • #110
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Yea, but that doesn't fix your phone now does it.


    My phone's grand:cool:


  • #111
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,661 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Elite Genetics wrote: »
    You seem like the submissive type so I dont know what you're trying to say.

    Isn't it obvious? He's trying to hit on you.

    Why else world two adult men discuss their personal measurements on the internet...?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #112
    Man with broke phone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,201 ✭✭✭Man with broke phone


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    Yea, but that doesn't fix your phone now does it.


    My phone's grand:cool:

    Yeah but you live in a pineapple.


  • #113
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Man with broke phone wrote: »
    Yeah but you live in a pineapple.


    This is true.


    Swings and roundabouts i suppose.


  • #114
    Squeeonline
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,560 ✭✭✭Squeeonline


    I hear a weedy 12 year old.

    But just in case, no I'm not looking for a fight.


    FYI, the more muscle, the more likely you are to go down with a taser. Muscle conducts electricity far better than fat tissue. You'll spaz out and likely lose control of vital bodily functions.


  • #115
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Elite Genetics wrote: »
    That is fine and all but do you think I would just stand there and wait doing nothing while you call for backup? I'd just run away and that's it and if you attempt to wrestle me to the ground, I'd just do an armbar submission.

    They'd pursue you until you gas out 100 yards down the road


  • #116
    CoBo55
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,337 ✭✭✭CoBo55


    Tacitus Kilgore wrote: »
    Would these links be from the RIY?


    Research Institute of Youtube?


    Question for you yankydoodle: how many fahrenheits are in a pound per square hogshead?

    Two and a quarter, with half a perch left over :D
    I'm loving this thread...


  • #117
    eddiervp20
    Registered Users Posts: 35 ✭eddiervp20


    Your 6ft 6 not batman. In my experience,there are some very large Gardai with big sporting backrounds who are not worried about big lads. 2 handy,fit gardai would leave you in a bad way with batons.They dont use them for tickling.But i suppose they never faced someone like you


  • #118
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 52,392 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    A good “Hackballscross uppercut” will bring any size of man to his knees.


  • #119
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Elite Genetics wrote: »
    That is fine and all but do you think I would just stand there and wait doing nothing while you call for backup? I'd just run away and that's it and if you attempt to wrestle me to the ground, I'd just do an armbar submission.
    Elite Genetics wrote: »
    So they'd attempt to kill me by smashing my head with a baton?

    Sounds like you've already gotten one too many bumps on the noggin.


  • #120
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Elite Genetics wrote: »
    I could stand up with 4 guards on me

    I think you'd stand to attention thinking of them in you.


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  • #121
    saabsaab
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,241 ✭✭✭saabsaab


    'In carrying out their duties, members of An Garda Síochána shall, as far as practicable and in so far as the circumstances dictate, consider non-physical means before resorting to the use of force in the resolution of public order incidents'


  • #122
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,661 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Elite Genetics wrote: »
    I could stand up with 4 guards on me...

    Kinky :)

    (or do you mean literally?)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #123
    ElChe32
    Registered Users Posts: 2,690 ✭✭✭ElChe32


    I'd say the OP is auto-erotic asphyxiating himself to the thought of all those men in uniform with their truncheons in their hands having their way with him.


  • #124
    2Mad2BeMad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,792 ✭✭✭2Mad2BeMad


    Elite Genetics wrote: »
    You seem like the submissive type so I dont know what you're trying to say.

    Ya definifitly mate when it comes to guards arresting you. The best outcome for everyone is to let them do there job.

    But keep living in your imaginary world where you wish you were what you typed in your OP
    I'm sensing alot of insecurities in your first post.


  • #125
    banie01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,944 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Elite Genetics wrote: »
    I'd make any guard tap that would try to pull off these things that you mention with their shirt and tie. You lost because you weren't skilled enough so accept it.

    Lost?
    Their was no coherent fight, just drunken stupidity on my part.
    You may need to try a clomid cycle bro, your shrunken bollox seems to be writing cheques your bitch ass can't cash.

    As for doing anything with a Garda's tie?
    Try it, and while your holding the tie wondering wtf just happened?
    Your kneecaps will be battered sideways with an asp.


  • #126
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,147 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    I think I know this guy. Seen him around.

    1c5e66d0b0ee012f2fef00163e41dd5b


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  • #127
    Ten of Swords
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,063 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    Op has sufficiently impressed us with their tales of bravado and suprahuman abilities

    Closed     :rolleyes:

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