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Why do women speak in riddles when they want a one-night stand?

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  • #102
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Gwen Cooper wrote: »
    I was listening to Fountains of Wayne this morning and a song called Stacey's Mom reminded me of this thread :D

    The analogy I keep thinking of is when Monica invites Joey in for lemonade and he interprets it as an invitation for sex. I think there's a lot more substance to my theory personally, but that's the way people are responding, like I'm Joey.


  • #103
    weldoninhio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,311 ✭✭✭✭weldoninhio


    Gwen Cooper wrote: »
    Schrödinger's slut

    One of the funniest things i've ever seen on Boards. :D:D:D:D:D


  • #104
    Franz Von Peppercorn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Well this is predicated on the assumption that she was pretty drunk. I'm pretty sure she had been drinking - not because her behaviour, speech or walking ability indicated it, but because it was a Saturday night on Camden St - but she certainly wasn't pissed, and therefore the rationale that she'd be far more blatant with her hints doesn't really apply.

    Not enough emphasis is being placed on the theory that she wasn't really listening to my 'advice' on taxis, by the way. This indicates to me that she didn't really care, possibly because that wasn't what she was really asking, in the same way how that girl in the other anecdote didn't care about the bloke's opinion on her curtains. That's a big, big part of this theory - again, that's all it is.

    I'm big enough to admit I might be wrong, because I've consistently been saying this throughout the thread, but there's way more substance to the theory than people are making out in my view.

    All you have is that she wasn’t listening to you in the manner you would have expected. That’s it.

    Your substance is just that. A stare.

    Look ONS happen all the time. It generally takes a lot more work than stopping someone for cigarettes. Why did you assume she smoked by the way?


  • #105
    Gwen Cooper
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭Gwen Cooper


    weldoninhio wrote: »
    One of the funniest things i've ever seen on Boards. :D:D:D:D:D

    THANK YOU! It was one of my proudest moments and I was expecting 1000 Thank Yous at least, but nothing!

    Finally I feel at least a bit appreciated. Seriously one of the best jokes I've ever made.


  • #106
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Gwen Cooper wrote: »
    THANK YOU! It was one of my proudest moments and I was expecting 1000 Thank Yous at least, but nothing!

    Finally I feel at least a bit appreciated. Seriously one of the best jokes I've ever made.

    I think it's a bit too high brow for AH. I didn't get it personally.


  • #107
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,920 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    I think it's a bit too high brow for AH. I didn't get it personally.

    Or, y'know, people just didn't find it funny that women who fancy a bit of sex are still being referred to as sluts.


  • #108
    Gwen Cooper
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭Gwen Cooper


    Schrödinger's cat - to put it very simply, you're equally as sure that the cat is dead as you are sure that the cat is alive, until you open the box and see for yourself.

    OP said "I'm far from certain that she wanted a one-night stand or any sort of sexual encounter, but I'm also far from certain that she didn't".

    *drumroll*

    Schrödinger's slut.

    Ta daaa.


  • #109
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    That's what happens up your way in Tallaght is it not?

    We’re a special breed up my way


  • #110
    weldoninhio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,311 ✭✭✭✭weldoninhio


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    Or, y'know, people just didn't find it funny that women who fancy a bit of sex are still being referred to as sluts.

    Jesus, it was a clever joke. And it was obvious she was joking. The right on brigade try to ruin everything.


  • #111
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Many years ago, when I was about 19, I brought a friend I'd had a massive crush on for about two years to a gig. Walked her home, after a lovely evening, and she invited me up for a coffee...




    "No thanks, I don't drink coffee."




    Eternal regret.

    Smitchell you never listen to me but eternal regret is silly
    If she was hot for you then she can be hot for you again


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  • #112
    [Deleted User]
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    Control ?


  • #113
    pleas advice
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Control ?

    Choice?


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    testicles
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