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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    Mustard spread for her hot dog !! :)

    Her pussy got the cream again


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Global methane emissions were riding rapidly

    Eamonn ryan has a fart fit


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Global methane emissions were riding rapidly

    The greens demand an immediate investigation


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Beans, eggs, cows, all immediately banned


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Beans, eggs, cows, all immediately banned

    Everyone should just eat some prunes


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Everyone should just eat some prunes

    Beans, eggs, steak the rebellion begins


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Everyone should just eat some prunes

    We'll be knee deep in sh!t


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Everyone should just eat some prunes

    The cow cried... not another prune


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Why oh why are wasps nasty


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    Kylta wrote: »
    Why oh why are wasps nasty

    Wasps are tolerable, spiders are evil.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Why oh why are wasps nasty

    Because they'd really enjoy some earwax


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Because they'd really enjoy some earwax

    Sounds like something from chinese chipper


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Because they'd really enjoy some earwax

    Said the salesman of fine candles


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Because they'd really enjoy some earwax

    Couldn't here a word he said


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Is this a good place here


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Is this a good place here

    Downtown grozny was changing very fast


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Downtown grozny was changing very fast

    Fast enough for the quick ride


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Downtown grozny was changing very fast

    It's amazing how quick covid works


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Downtown grozny was changing very fast

    They changed the name to soho


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    It's amazing how quick covid works

    Not as quick as Vladimir Putin


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Not as quick as Vladimir Putin

    The early bird wouldn't catch Vlad


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Not as quick as Vladimir Putin

    No flies on the master stroker


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Not as quick as Vladimir Putin

    The russians love the auld psychopath


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    No flies on the master stroker

    He loved really good personal hygiene


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He loved really good personal hygiene

    He pays 8k for a shirt


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He loved really good personal hygiene

    Oral sex with a mask on


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He loved really good personal hygiene

    If you smell, well hello siberia


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    If you smell, well hello siberia

    The body odour police smell rancid


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The body odour police smell rancid

    A week of partying they said


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The body odour police smell rancid

    'Twas to keep the women away


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