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when did men get so clueless with chat up lines???

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  • #102
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Choo choooooooooooooo smash


  • #103
    Bobeagleburger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,735 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    "can I come on your face?" always works better


  • #104
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    ...im really getting a sense of deja vu here


  • #105
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    I can't seem to make out your post at all, you were surely hungover while typing!:eek:


  • #106
    Ardscoil Ris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,020 ✭✭✭Ardscoil Ris


    I don't chat up girls. The chloroform does most of the talking for me.


  • #107
    Doodoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭Doodoo


    Hossbox wrote: »
    That's genius!
    Did it work?
    Got a few laughs and a few looks of disgust!


  • #108
    Unpossible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    Not chatting but a "look". A guy who I sometimes used to go out drinking with used to claim he had a way of looking at women who might be interested in him and this look was supposed to attract them or something. It was essentially him staring at them in a kind of menacing yet slack-jawed way. Never seemed to work but apparently I was to blame for putting his mojo off.


  • #109
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    dollybird09 wrote: »
    So was out on Sunday night, was early in the evening, 7ish and two guys come over to my friend and I... conversation goes...

    Your friend has a strange name, where did Conversation go anyway?


  • #110
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    So OP, how many random strangers did you approach and talk to on the night out?

    At least this guy had the cojones to do so, even if he made a dogs dinner of it I don't think it gives you the right to laugh at him.


  • #111
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I was told by a female friend that the way in which I got in contact with my current was sleazy. I met her while she was working only I never got her number. So I asked a friend of mine if he knew her as she had mentioned comics and he worked in the comic shop. Low and behold he knew her and gave me her number. We've been going out since. I did'nt see anything sleazy in the way I approched it but my friend said it was creepy and stalkerish.


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  • #112
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    dollybird09 wrote: »
    So was out on Sunday night, was early in the evening, 7ish and two guys come over to my friend and I... conversation goes...

    Him: Hi, eh are you enjoying yourselves?
    My friend: Yeah we are, how about you guys?
    Him: eh eh yeah, um eh *scratches balls* eh are you girls hungover?
    Me: what?!!!
    His friend: eh well like its early on a sunday evening, eh eh eh are you out for a cure... i mean eh its just that eh you look a bit eh hungover, like us
    My friend: are you saying we look terrible and hungover???
    His friend: eh no just that eh you might be and eh could we buy you a drink to make you eh feel better......

    didn't end well!!! pretty clueless!!!

    When it comes to being chatted up, or chatting others up.....what are the sleaziest and most clueless approaches you've witnessed...

    Thanks OP. Getting critiques like this back is really helpful.

    So you're saying next time we should merely allude to the fact that you and your friend look hungover and terrible as opposed to stating it outright?

    Gotcha! Thanks for the tip. ;)


  • #113
    Banter Joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭Banter Joe


    This won't end well :cool:


  • #114
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    dollybird09 wrote: »
    *scratches balls*

    Bit off an exaggeration there?

    *scratches balls*

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #115
    big b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,432 ✭✭✭big b


    Banter Joe wrote: »
    This won't end well :cool:

    Didn't start great either


  • #116
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Do you like cheese?

    Coz i'm an easy single

    My co.....:D


  • #117
    dollybird09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 321 ✭✭dollybird09


    Tchaikovsky wrote: »
    My thoughts exactly.
    Isn't there a thread going on in this already?

    sorry if it's repetitive... I didn't see the other one :(
    Gran Hermano wrote: »
    So OP, how many random strangers did you approach and talk to on the night out?

    At least this guy had the cojones to do so, even if he made a dogs dinner of it I don't think it gives you the right to laugh at him.

    I didn't laugh to his face...and I didn't chat up any random strangers cos I'm seeing someone... who I actually approached when we met!! :rolleyes:


  • #118
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Shouldn't these type threads be in the Ladies Lounge where they belong?


  • #119
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Unpossible wrote: »
    Not chatting but a "look". A guy who I sometimes used to go out drinking with used to claim he had a way of looking at women who might be interested in him and this look was supposed to attract them or something. It was essentially him staring at them in a kind of menacing yet slack-jawed way. Never seemed to work but apparently I was to blame for putting his mojo off.

    Oh jesus thats fcuking sad..


  • #120
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    dollybird09 wrote: »
    I didn't laugh to his face...and I didn't chat up any random strangers cos I'm seeing someone... who I actually approached when we met!! :rolleyes:
    Quit your bragging :(

    :pac:


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  • #121
    dollybird09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 321 ✭✭dollybird09


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Quit your bragging :(

    :pac:

    jealous anyone? :rolleyes:


  • #122
    Bob Z
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,587 ✭✭✭Bob Z


    vanessamee wrote: »
    Was out this evening with my friends when a guy came up to one of my friends and asked her did she know that lidis toilet paper blocks your sceptic tank we all burst out laughing and he asked her would she like a drink, its got to be the worst chat up line ive ever heard .

    any one got worse ones!!!:eek:


    You can laugh now but it wont be so funny when you have a blocked septic tank and realise it was all true:D;)


  • #123
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    vanessamee wrote: »
    Was out this evening with my friends when a guy came up to one of my friends and asked her did she know that lidis toilet paper blocks your sceptic tank we all burst out laughing and he asked her would she like a drink, its got to be the worst chat up line ive ever heard .

    any one got worse ones!!!:eek:

    I think it's good, he was most likely saying it with his tongue planted in his cheek and you took it at face value. I'd have a much better laugh hanging out with him than your lot.

    It's true too btw, that toilet paper is kryptonite to the sewage system.
    MissLolly wrote:
    like when I was told I'm the ''perfect height for a blowjob''. :mad:

    So you're a midget?


  • #124
    Zombrex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,848 ✭✭✭✭Zombrex


    Random wrote: »
    Does your friend look cheap?
    qft :pac:

    OP maybe your friend looked like she needed some cheap toilet paper


  • #125
    rattlenhum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭rattlenhum


    Wanna go halves on a baby?


  • #126
    tok9
    Registered Users Posts: 7,160 ✭✭✭tok9


    This thread just reminds me of one of the lads i know.... went up to this girl in havanas and asked her:

    "Do you have greyhounds?"

    he got some amount of stick after.... why would anyone say that?:D


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