when did men get so clueless with chat up lines???

vanessamee · 14-06-2009 11:44pm #1

Was out this evening with my friends when a guy came up to one of my friends and asked her did she know that lidis toilet paper blocks your sceptic tank we all burst out laughing and he asked her would she like a drink, its got to be the worst chat up line ive ever heard .

any one got worse ones!!!:eek:

GrahamThomas · 14-06-2009 11:45pm

Sounds like he was talking sh*te :pac:

Random · 14-06-2009 11:46pm

Does your friend look cheap?

Sharpshooter · 14-06-2009 11:47pm

What an asshole.:pac:

vanessamee · 14-06-2009 11:47pm

Random wrote: »

Does your friend look cheap?

god no:pac:

Hazys · 14-06-2009 11:48pm

vanessamee wrote: »

Was out this evening with my friends when a guy came up to one of my friends and asked her did she know that lidis toilet paper blocks your sceptic tank we all burst out laughing and he asked her would she like a drink, its got to be the worst chat up line ive ever heard .

any one got worse ones!!!:eek:

Why do some women laugh at men for making the effort/building up their self condfidence to try and chat them up? when they themselves do not have the self confidence to chat a man up?

tbf the line was pretty retarded...but why use lines? When a simple hello should suffice

Jet Black · 14-06-2009 11:48pm

vanessamee wrote: »

god no:pac:

Pics?

tony1kenobi · 14-06-2009 11:48pm

when did men get so clueless with chat up lines???

When the Eastern European women arrived.

bronte · 14-06-2009 11:48pm

"I'd leave you like a painter's radio"

Made me question my sexuality.

vanessamee · 14-06-2009 11:53pm

Hazys wrote: »

Why do some women laugh at men for making the effort/building up their self condfidence to try and chat them up? when they themselves do not have the self confidence to chat a man up?

tbf the line was pretty retarded...but why use lines? When a simple hello should suffice

exactly "a hi im pat wats your name" is enough to get a conversation going!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 14-06-2009 11:54pm

Ah good, a fresh topic in AH at last.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 14-06-2009 11:55pm

vanessamee wrote: »

exactly "a hi im pat wats your name" is enough to get a conversation going!

What if your name isn't Pat?

vanessamee · 14-06-2009 11:56pm

Ainsley Huge Labyrinth wrote: »

What if your name isn't Pat?

well what ever it may be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p

That_Guy · 14-06-2009 11:57pm

Ainsley Huge Labyrinth wrote: »

What if your name isn't Pat?

Hi my name is Dr. Doom, how are you?

truecrippler · 14-06-2009 11:57pm

Ainsley Huge Labyrinth wrote: »

What if your name isn't Pat?

Then you'll be going home with Pa(l)m.

TheZohanS · 14-06-2009 11:59pm

Ainsley Huge Labyrinth wrote: »

What if your name isn't Pat?

That's the point Ainsley Huge Labyrinth, never give them your real name.

Saibh · 14-06-2009 11:59pm

vanessamee wrote: »

Was out this evening with my friends when a guy came up to one of my friends and asked her did she know that lidis toilet paper blocks your sceptic tank we all burst out laughing and he asked her would she like a drink, its got to be the worst chat up line ive ever heard .

any one got worse ones!!!:eek:

You should have told him to shop in Aldi :pac:

Jet Black · 15-06-2009 12:01am

vanessamee wrote: »

any one got worse ones!!!:eek:

Something I posted last week said to a woman looking through her handbag on the ground, mate of mine looks down at her and says 'while you down there love'

vanessamee · 15-06-2009 12:02am

Saibh wrote: »

You should have told him to shop in Aldi :pac:

She asked that and he said its only lidi as far as he knows.:pac:

poisonated · 15-06-2009 12:03am

Ha I like that

magicianz · 15-06-2009 12:03am

Want to talk to a girl? Compliment her! (And 'corr you've got huge knockers!' doesnt count) :-P its EZ mode from there on! :-P

MizzLolly · 15-06-2009 12:16am

That wasn't so much a chat up line than just an attempt to start a conversation. I thought chat up lines were more like ''did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'' and other such cheesy stuff?!

Some men are a bit thick in what they say to women but you can't blame a guy for trying. (particularly when it's the man more often than not who is expected to make a move first) It only bothers me when a guy is blatantly rude or suggestive, like when I was told I'm the ''perfect height for a blowjob''. :mad: Chat up lines are more charming/cheesy than vulgar and methinks your man from the club sounds like a character!

vanessamee · 15-06-2009 12:16am

magicianz wrote: »

Want to talk to a girl? Compliment her! (And 'corr you've got huge knockers!' doesnt count) :-P its EZ mode from there on! :-P

exactly:)

draward · 15-06-2009 12:18am

does the toilet paper block the thank

Sharpshooter · 15-06-2009 12:23am

Sometimes, septic doesn't always work.

15-06-2009 12:29am

Are you kidding me, OP?! That's a brilliant line he used!

It's original, funny, and probably very true. It shall be my conversation starter for a long time now. Excellent stuff.

The man was clearly very funny and a genuine character, and your friend turned him away?

For shame.

SoupyNorman · 15-06-2009 12:34am

vanessamee wrote: »

Was out this evening with my friends when a guy came up to one of my friends and asked her did she know that lidis toilet paper blocks your sceptic tank we all burst out laughing and he asked her would she like a drink, its got to be the worst chat up line ive ever heard .

any one got worse ones!!!:eek:

More of an icebreaker then a chat up line really, poor oul divil probably isnt very confident, likes your friend and got the courage up to talk to her at least...FAIR PLAY..what do you do eh?>Laugh in the poor chaps face...for shame.

Brutal Ice breaker all the same.

SoupyNorman · 15-06-2009 12:35am

draward wrote: »

does the toilet paper block the thank

You deserve a tanks for that.

Mrmoe · 15-06-2009 12:37am

Deleted User wrote: »

Are you kidding me, OP?! That's a brilliant line he used!

It's original, funny, and probably very true. It shall be my conversation starter for a long time now. Excellent stuff.

The man was clearly very funny and a genuine character, and your friend turned him away?

For shame.

It was you wasn't it?

Nothingcompares · 15-06-2009 12:41am

sounds like a funny and harmless icebreaker to me. did he get much chat out of her afterwards?

Nameajaysus · 15-06-2009 12:43am

I once was asked ''d'ya wanna go halves on a condom? I'll take the inside, you take the outside.''

:eek:

15-06-2009 12:44am

Mrmoe wrote: »

It was you wasn't it?

I wish!

vanessamee · 15-06-2009 12:44am

Deleted User wrote: »

Are you kidding me, OP?! That's a brilliant line he used!

It's original, funny, and probably very true. It shall be my conversation starter for a long time now. Excellent stuff.

The man was clearly very funny and a genuine character, and your friend turned him away?

For shame.

No she accepted a drink from him and chatted for a while, we laughed because it was so funny and silly really but a hello would ave done

vanessamee · 15-06-2009 12:48am

Nameajaysus wrote: »

I once was asked ''d'ya wanna go halves on a condom? I'll take the inside, you take the outside.''

:eek:

see there are clueless, but i think some woman are 2 my sister once told a guy "tell tom dooley get his jacket his pulled"ur man taut all his birthdays had came at once:pac:

Captain-America · 15-06-2009 12:54am

See, OP, he probably had a bet going with his mates that he could give any old line and still pull someone.

He's probably out fifty euro.

15-06-2009 12:56am

vanessamee wrote: »

No she accepted a drink from him and chatted for a while, we laughed because it was so funny and silly really but a hello would ave done

Oh... So what was the problem? He had a funny icebreaker, he used it, you laughed, and everyone lived happily ever after..? It gave you something to talk about. A job well done by the guy, I think. Better than a regular old "hello".

It's not clueless, it's genius!

minidazzler · 15-06-2009 12:58am

vanessamee wrote: »

No she accepted a drink from him and chatted for a while, we laughed because it was so funny and silly really but a hello would ave done

So your saying it worked?

OK, maybe he didn't give her the hot Beef injection, but it got the conversation started?

Greyfox · 15-06-2009 1:00am

vanessamee wrote: »

Was out this evening with my friends when a guy came up to one of my friends and asked her did she know that lidis toilet paper blocks your sceptic tank we all burst out laughing and he asked her would she like a drink, its got to be the worst chat up line ive ever heard .

any one got worse ones!!!:eek:

Well at least he didn't use a chat-up line. It was a really terrible thing to say but at least it was original and he got a laugh out of you and he started a conversation which is a lot better than not approaching women at all like some men!

vanessamee · 15-06-2009 1:02am

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh... So what was the problem? He had a funny icebreaker, he used it, you laughed, and everyone lived happily ever after..? It gave you something to talk about. A job well done by the guy, I think. Better than a regular old "hello".

It's not clueless, it's genius!

Well outta all the things he could have said he decided on that like surely he could have have came up with some better

vanessamee · 15-06-2009 1:05am

well she only talked to him because my other friend taught it actually did block toliets ha plus he was a nice guy but he wont be chattig to her again:pac:

Greyfox · 15-06-2009 1:09am

vanessamee wrote: »

Well outta all the things he could have said he decided on that like surely he could have have came up with some better

Yes but if he had of spent a few minutes thinking of something better to say he would run the risk of someone else getting in their befor him or you's running off to the dancefloor...sometimes when guys say such nonsense it tells the girl that "I'm here to just have a laugh" and not desperately trying to score...at least the guy wasn't boreing!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 15-06-2009 1:13am

Captain-America wrote: »

See, OP, he probably had a bet going with his mates that he could give any old line and still pull someone.

He's probably out fifty euro.

I doubt he's got €50 to fritter away if he's using Lidl toilet paper.

vanessamee · 15-06-2009 1:16am

Ainsley Huge Labyrinth wrote: »

I doubt he's got €50 to fritter away if he's using Lidl toilet paper.

So true!:pac:

Armin_Tamzarian · 15-06-2009 1:23am

The best way to chat up women is to start with a compliment, such as "Hi, you look just like my Mother".
Once you've got her hooked get her talking about her interests.
For example, ask her if she prefers knitting or sewing.

It's also important to let the girl know that you're not afraid to splash the cash.
Tell her that if she married you that you'd be straight down the Co-op to buy her a new cooker, washing machine and ironing board.

Finally when it's time to seal the deal devastate her with yet another irresistable compliment, such as "jaysus but don't you have a powerful set of child bearing hips on ya".
Then ask her if "she's shiftin", stick in the head and she's all yours...

4zn76tysfajdxp · 15-06-2009 1:31am

I've discovered that women love sensitive musicians like Chris Martin, Jeff Buckley and Justin Timberlake so I simply approach them speaking in a high-register falsetto like a eunich. Drives them wild so it does.

vanessamee · 15-06-2009 1:32am

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

The best way to chat up women is to start with a compliment, such as "Hi, you look just like my Mother".
Once you've got her hooked get her talking about her interests.
For example, ask her if she prefers knitting or sewing.

It's also important to let the girl know that you're not afraid to splash the cash.
Tell her that if she married you that you'd be straight down the Co-op to buy her a new cooker, washing machine and ironing board.

Finally when it's time to seal the deal devastate her with yet another irresistable compliment, such as "jaysus but don't you have a powerful set of child bearing hips on ya".
Then ask her if "she's shiftin", stick in the head and she's all yours...

Ya and dont forget the chains to tie her up to the kitchen and bedroom
you must ave a good woman ta take your charming bull:p

Snowie · 15-06-2009 1:54am

bronte wrote: »

"I'd leave you like a painter's radio"

Made me question my sexuality.

some one walked over and said that to you ?

:pac:

cherryghost · 15-06-2009 2:03am

'You're so ugly, theres a 95% chance I'll be eating your face in 5 minutes.'

vanessamee · 15-06-2009 2:04am

cherryghost wrote: »

'You're so ugly, theres a 95% chance I'll be eating your face in 5 minutes.'

What did you reply?

cherryghost · 15-06-2009 2:08am

it was a friend who was approached. she kicked him the balls. :pac:

vanessamee · 15-06-2009 2:12am

cherryghost wrote: »

it was a friend who was approached. she kicked him the balls. :pac:

|Fair play to her would have loved to ave seen his face i bet priceless:pac::pac:

when did men get so clueless with chat up lines???

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