Best pleasure you've experienced?

mr_fegelien · 22-10-2019 12:09am #1

Food, sex, drugs, etc... For me it was the first time taking xanax and codeine.

ILoveYourVibes · 22-10-2019 12:11am

music

ILoveYourVibes · 22-10-2019 12:12am

spiritual stuff

learning

Ubbquittious · 22-10-2019 12:17am

The transition from cold to warm as you walk into a cosy pub with a turf fire after getting thorougly soaked and chilled to the bone while slogging up and down a mountain on what turned out to be a miserable day

Simi · 22-10-2019 12:19am

First time I got black out drunk as a kid. I just remember this feeling of warmth and euphoria. It never felt the same way again.

bodice ripper · 22-10-2019 12:23am

You never appreciate the absence of pain, until you do. That's the best feeling.

fatknacker · 22-10-2019 12:25am

Obviously none of yous have smoked decent crack

fatknacker · 22-10-2019 12:25am

I haven't either. Is it any good?

Quantum Erasure · 22-10-2019 12:26am

probably the first festival i was at, just dancing, no drugs. the DJ, the music, and me, and 5000 people dancing in a tent...

CageWager · 22-10-2019 12:26am

Divorce

Cutie 3.14 · 22-10-2019 12:27am

Sweet tasty revenge...

mr_fegelien · 22-10-2019 12:28am

Simi wrote: »

First time I got black out drunk as a kid. I just remember this feeling of warmth and euphoria. It never felt the same way again.

I think alcohol actually depletes some opioid receptors in your brain causing you to need more to feel the same effect over time, just like with any drug.

Quantum Erasure · 22-10-2019 12:29am

Quantum Erasure wrote: »

probably the first festival i was at, just dancing, no drugs. the DJ, the music, and me, and 5000 people dancing in a tent...

and then I discovered Ecstasy, and that was good too...

22-10-2019 12:30am

easi single and butter in white bread with a flask of sweet tea after four hours on the bog

mr_fegelien · 22-10-2019 12:31am

Quantum Erasure wrote: »

and then I discovered Ecstasy, and that was good too...

Did you get deja vu on ecstasy? It seemed to be a feature of my first ecstasy tablet.

derfderf · 22-10-2019 12:32am

Pure MDMA. I have never taken anything of the real class As that take over your life, but they would need to be special to top that.

ArchXStanton · 22-10-2019 12:33am

fatknacker wrote: »

I haven't either. Is it any good?

First hit is good... Then you're chasing it the rest of the night but never quite managing to get it

ceadaoin. · 22-10-2019 4:34am

The tea and toast they gave me in the hospital after a very long labour. Best snack ever lol

Ficheall · 22-10-2019 4:39am

The relief of finally having the time and privacy to go to the loo.

Gynoid · 22-10-2019 6:24am

Intense pleasure seems so fleeting compared with pain which can endure frustratingly. There are obvious more intense ones like orgasm, then more muted pleasure feelings like the warm contentment of being with loved ones. In ordinary day life though intense pure fleeting moments of pleasure for me comes via nature - pristine dark sky with stars and moon, the expanse and freedom of it, a sudden warm breeze that lifts the hair, the green coloured light captured in an incoming wave, the intense red of autumnal leaves, silhouettes of trees against fog or mist, an unexpected blossom, natural stuff gives me a really high fleeting buzz most days, a strong moment of ecstatic peace that reverberates. Music also can give me that pleasure shiver.

suicide_circus · 22-10-2019 6:56am

morphine is pretty dope

Sky King · 22-10-2019 7:04am

[Deleted User] wrote: »

easi single and butter in white bread with a flask of sweet tea after four hours on the bog

Surely the relief you get after sitting for 4 hours on the bog would be the best?

Arghus · 22-10-2019 8:03am

Ficheall wrote: »

The relief of finally having the time and privacy to go to the loo.

Username checks out.

Mint Sauce · 22-10-2019 8:08am

Other than sex, Liverpool winning the Champions League in 2005. What a night.

Reviews and Books Galore · 22-10-2019 8:11am

Yesh, I did something sexually quite mild with a woman but it was intense that I decided to never really do it again. Maybe not with a partner as it was way too intimate/intense.

To sum up, it was the best/pleasure as it was so 'intense' it was almost painful. Imagine the feeling of seeing golden leaves falling on concrete, mixed with an orgasim, and all over your body.

greenspurs · 22-10-2019 9:32am

first time using a Tenga egg..... I nearly passed out !!

Edgware · 22-10-2019 9:36am

Reviews and Books Galore wrote: »

Yesh, I did something sexually quite mild with a woman but it was intense that I decided to never really do it again. Maybe not with a partner as it was way too intimate/intense.

To sum up, it was the best/pleasure as it was so 'intense' it was almost painful. Imagine the feeling of seeing golden leaves falling on concrete, mixed with an orgasim, and all over your body.

Once she emptied the bladder on you the pleasure goes quickly

Gynoid · 22-10-2019 9:36am

greenspurs wrote: »

first time using a Tenga egg..... I nearly passed out !!

Gingerly googled tenga egg. It autocompletes with tenga egg cancer warning. Be careful.

Professor Genius · 22-10-2019 9:37am

Sinking a good hard schlong into a moist welcoming vjj

greenspurs · 22-10-2019 9:57am

Gynoid wrote: »

Gingerly googled tenga egg. It autocompletes with tenga egg cancer warning. Be careful.

Its worth it !

Reviews and Books Galore · 22-10-2019 10:06am

Edgware wrote: »

Once she emptied the bladder on you the pleasure goes quickly

Is that a euphamisam for ejaculation or peeing?

Greyfox · 22-10-2019 10:15am

It's between
Man United's champions league win in 1999
Watching the Shawshank redemption for the first time
Completing the first Resident Evil game on the playstation for the first time

razorblunt · 22-10-2019 10:15am

It's a cliché but my son smiling at me for the first time.
In a "see, that definitely was a deliberate smile". The first time he giggled at me I almost lost it!

the_pen_turner · 22-10-2019 10:21am

When someone is on the receiving end of karma.
I saw two guys enter a shop , first guy held the door but second guy didn't thank him. I'm only going by first gus reaction what happened. First guy timed his exit so he was in front again but let the door swing back and hit the second guy who assumed he would hold it again. The smile on the first guys face was wonderfull. I was prity happy too

daveorourke77 · 22-10-2019 11:43am

fatknacker wrote: »

Obviously none of yous have smoked decent crack

I prefer eating decent crack.

hellsing101 · 22-10-2019 11:45am

Sticking on a new pair of socks fresh from the pack.

Boom_Bap · 22-10-2019 11:50am

I once got a donut that had a double filling.

corner of hells · 22-10-2019 11:52am

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I once got a donut that had a double filling.

I once bought a pack of five doughnuts in Tesco that had six in the pack.

Boom_Bap · 22-10-2019 11:55am

corner of hells wrote: »

I once bought a pack of five doughnuts in Tesco that had six in the pack.

Jam/Custard/Ring?

corner of hells · 22-10-2019 11:57am

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Jam/Custard/Ring?

Jam.

Boom_Bap · 22-10-2019 11:58am

Nice, nice.

gerrybbadd · 22-10-2019 12:00pm

Most people know that one of the symptoms of diabetes is the constant need to pee, and a wild thirst. Pre diagnosis, I sat an exam for promotion in Croke Park. Had drank about a litre of water before heading in.

An hour in to the exam (was actually 2 separate exams in one session), i needed to pee. Badly. The exam was 3 hrs in length. I thought i was going to pass out from the pain of holding. They wouldn't let anyone out to use the bathroom.

Finally, when we were released, I waddled my way to the jacks. I could actually feel my bladder swaying inside, like an overly full water baloon.

At first, the pain of release was intense, however, that was quickly replaced with an intense pleasure as I finally deflated.

22-10-2019 12:00pm

mr_fegelien wrote: »

Food, sex, drugs, etc... For me it was the first time taking xanax and codeine.

You have a serious problem with prescription meds. Seek help.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 22-10-2019 12:14pm

Being really hungover and getting my hands on something sweet and liquid. Nearly cry from relief.

No one's said falling in love? Bunch of miserable undateables.

Boom_Bap · 22-10-2019 12:16pm

Randall Mysterious Scabby wrote: »

Being really hungover and getting my hands on something sweet and liquid. Nearly cry from relief.

No one's said falling in love? Bunch of miserable undateables.

I love donuts I suppose.

AlphabetCards · 22-10-2019 12:25pm

Tough course in the army, had been hard at it for 8 months, was down to the last week and got a bad injury on final exercise. The few hours in the ambulance was heaven. I'll never forget that sense of relief.

Edgware · 22-10-2019 12:46pm

Reviews and Books Galore wrote: »

Is that a euphamisam for ejaculation or peeing?

Its called watersports although some prefer the hard sports aspect

Victor · 22-10-2019 1:04pm

Finding some garlic bread in the freezer. I was like a 2-year old set free in a sweet shop.

Anus Von Skidmark · 22-10-2019 1:12pm

Ejaculating violently into the depths of a large-booty'd Brazilian lady's bowels. Or possibly putting on a pair of brand new socks. Or taking a massive prostate-tickling poo the morning after consuming ten pints and a large pizza.

Dr. Bre · 22-10-2019 1:13pm

Orgasm

Hal3000 · 22-10-2019 1:17pm

fatknacker wrote: »

Obviously none of yous have smoked decent crack

Decent crack ? It’s hardly a fine Whiskey now is it ?

Best pleasure you've experienced?

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