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Best pleasure you've experienced?

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    #32
    Greyfox
    Registered Users Posts: 3,723 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    It's between
    Man United's champions league win in 1999
    Watching the Shawshank redemption for the first time
    Completing the first Resident Evil game on the playstation for the first time


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    #33
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    It's a cliché but my son smiling at me for the first time.
    In a "see, that definitely was a deliberate smile". The first time he giggled at me I almost lost it!


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    #34
    the_pen_turner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,506 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    When someone is on the receiving end of karma.
    I saw two guys enter a shop , first guy held the door but second guy didn't thank him. I'm only going by first gus reaction what happened. First guy timed his exit so he was in front again but let the door swing back and hit the second guy who assumed he would hold it again. The smile on the first guys face was wonderfull. I was prity happy too


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    #35
    daveorourke77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 342 ✭✭daveorourke77


    fatknacker wrote: »
    Obviously none of yous have smoked decent crack

    I prefer eating decent crack.


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    #36
    hellsing101
    Registered Users Posts: 228 ✭✭hellsing101


    Sticking on a new pair of socks fresh from the pack.


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    #37
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I once got a donut that had a double filling.


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    #38
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,358 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I once got a donut that had a double filling.

    I once bought a pack of five doughnuts in Tesco that had six in the pack.


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    #39
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    corner of hells wrote: »
    I once bought a pack of five doughnuts in Tesco that had six in the pack.


    Jam/Custard/Ring?


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    #40
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,358 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Jam/Custard/Ring?

    Jam.


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    #41
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Nice, nice.


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    #42
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Most people know that one of the symptoms of diabetes is the constant need to pee, and a wild thirst. Pre diagnosis, I sat an exam for promotion in Croke Park. Had drank about a litre of water before heading in.

    An hour in to the exam (was actually 2 separate exams in one session), i needed to pee. Badly. The exam was 3 hrs in length. I thought i was going to pass out from the pain of holding. They wouldn't let anyone out to use the bathroom.

    Finally, when we were released, I waddled my way to the jacks. I could actually feel my bladder swaying inside, like an overly full water baloon.

    At first, the pain of release was intense, however, that was quickly replaced with an intense pleasure as I finally deflated.


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    #43
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,647 ✭ [Deleted User]


    mr_fegelien wrote: »
    Food, sex, drugs, etc... For me it was the first time taking xanax and codeine.

    You have a serious problem with prescription meds. Seek help.


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    #44
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
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    Being really hungover and getting my hands on something sweet and liquid. Nearly cry from relief.

    No one's said falling in love? Bunch of miserable undateables.


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    #45
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Randall Mysterious Scabby wrote: »
    Being really hungover and getting my hands on something sweet and liquid. Nearly cry from relief.

    No one's said falling in love? Bunch of miserable undateables.


    I love donuts I suppose.


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    #46
    AlphabetCards
    Registered Users Posts: 410 ✭✭AlphabetCards


    Tough course in the army, had been hard at it for 8 months, was down to the last week and got a bad injury on final exercise. The few hours in the ambulance was heaven. I'll never forget that sense of relief.


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    #47
    Edgware
    Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Reviews and Books Galore wrote: »
    Is that a euphamisam for ejaculation or peeing?
    Its called watersports although some prefer the hard sports aspect


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    #48
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,267 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Finding some garlic bread in the freezer. I was like a 2-year old set free in a sweet shop.


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    #49
    Anus Von Skidmark
    Registered Users Posts: 181 ✭✭Anus Von Skidmark


    Ejaculating violently into the depths of a large-booty'd Brazilian lady's bowels. Or possibly putting on a pair of brand new socks. Or taking a massive prostate-tickling poo the morning after consuming ten pints and a large pizza.


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    #50
    Dr. Bre
    Registered Users Posts: 7,542 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    Orgasm


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    #51
    Hal3000
    Closed Accounts Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Hal3000


    fatknacker wrote: »
    Obviously none of yous have smoked decent crack

    Decent crack ? It’s hardly a fine Whiskey now is it ?


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    #52
    the_pen_turner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,506 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    When you find a bar of chocolate or favourite snack under the seat of your car after forgetting you bought a few days before.


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    #53
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,316 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Catching my first big wave and getting shacked at crab island Doolin on a bodyboard..

    The whole reef sucked backwards and I was shredding along around 2 foot of water, and the wave was double over head..was inside the barrel

    I thought if I was going to **** this up I'm getting pounded off the limestone...

    That or sex, I'd choose another wave like that again
    Got out and caught a few more....


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    #54
    banie01
    Registered Users Posts: 16,496 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Orgasming whilst buried balls deep in the oviduct of a goose that was struggling against my attempts to strangle it....


    Rythymic bliss and pulsation along the entirety of my penis and my petit mort coincided with a death struggle!

    Now to try it with someone choking me!!!


    N.B this post has been formulated whilst sitting through a 2hr lecture on the merits of socially constructed gender versus biology.
    It may actually be complete bollox spouted by a mind trying desperately to retain a degree of patriarchy ;(


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    #55
    the_pen_turner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,506 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    Dr. Bre wrote: »
    Orgasm

    That's a short term bit of pleasure it's nothing compared to when someone you fancy smiles at you. That makes you happy for days


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    #56
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Anus Von Skidmark wrote: »
    Ejaculating violently into the depths of a large-booty'd Brazilian lady's bowels. Or possibly putting on a pair of brand new socks. Or taking a massive prostate-tickling poo the morning after consuming ten pints and a large pizza.

    Never found the bum bum the best orifice. Definitely a distant third.

    Slightly contradicting myself however a blowjob/prostate massage gave me one of those out of body experiences. I seemed to float out of my body and sort of became part of the cosmos. Could definitely feel them meridians.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #57
    banie01
    Registered Users Posts: 16,496 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    morphine is pretty dope

    Meh, on opioids at the no and they are cool to start with pretty quickly become a maintenance med.


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    #58
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    When Divock Origi scored that goal to knock barca out of the champions league is probably the closest to tears of joy i've ever come.

    Apart from that, it's all been chemicals - mdma, coke, mephedrone and any number of psychedelics can induce pure bliss.


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    #59
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    the_pen_turner wrote: »
    When you find a bar of chocolate or favourite snack under the seat of your car after forgetting you bought a few days before.

    There's very little could compare to the unbridled joy of finding out that your kit kat was solid chocolate....back in the day when kit kats were edible that is. They're pure shíte now.


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    #60
    banie01
    Registered Users Posts: 16,496 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    There's very little could compare to the unbridled joy of finding out that your kit kat was solid.

    I'll see your solid chocolate Kit Kat and raise you a solid chocolate blue snack bar!!!!


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    #61
    Anus Von Skidmark
    Registered Users Posts: 181 ✭✭Anus Von Skidmark


    Hal3000 wrote: »
    Decent crack ? It’s hardly a fine Whiskey now is it ?

    It is very more-ish though.
    Feisar wrote: »
    Never found the bum bum the best orifice. Definitely a distant third.

    I agree, the bum bum is definitely best when there's a distant turd. Last thing you want is to be ploughing mud.


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