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focus_mad · 03-02-2012 6:35am

Egypt Deep Timber wrote: »

People who say they are bored like 5 times a day !!! Well get off facebook and do something ergh!!!

Had a go at one of my "friends" about that. Turns out he's on the dole so now every time he writes it I comment, "try look for a job"

better check if I'm still connected or not

amdublin wrote: »

Yep. Or the ones who talk to their children:

Xxxx is with their dad tonight. I love you so much xxxxx, you are the best son in the world

Or

Happy birthday to my little angel xxxxx, wait until you see your surprise when you get home from school

Your kids aren't on facebook, go away.

We may have the same friend!!

Laika1986 wrote: »

I couldnt agree more, a friend of mine died suddenly 2 years ago and recently there was like a memorial page created for her. I wasn't too happy about it and it annoyed me why someone would do it. However I then found out it was her little sister who made the page and thought well if it helps her cope with losing her sister then **** it at least it's doing some good

I think it should only be a family member that creates the page.

Also to the people that share pics trying to get back at an ex, chances are they have already deleted you and ALL of your friends

kraggy · 03-02-2012 8:16am

chuckliddell wrote: »

The .com and the whoop whoop brigade..... C**ts !

Yeah what the hell is the "whoop" thing about? If it was "woohoo" or something I'd say fine because it sounds like something you'd say in real life.

I'd never go "whoop!". The 'p' at the end is too limiting. it cuts things short. I want to release. And unleash. But I can't do that if there's a shaggin' p at the end.

missbelle · 04-02-2012 12:02am

falan wrote: »

I took it to be fool?

Of course :P
Can't decipher the young uns these days :cool:

Sitec · 04-02-2012 1:40pm

repost

Sitec · 04-02-2012 1:41pm

JUST a mum? Uhhh yes, I am a Mum! That makes me an alarm clock, cook, maid, waitress, teacher, nurse, referee, handyman, security officer, photographer, counselor, chauffeur, event planner, body guard, Hairdresser, personal assistant, ATM & I scare away the boogie man. I don't get holidays, sick pay or days off. I work through the DAY & NIGHT. I am on call 24/7 for the rest of my life. And I Love it ♥

No, you're just a tramp that can't keep her legs closed.

Will I Amnt · 04-02-2012 1:43pm

"my jaysus I've seen it all now,some lad collecting his daughter from school on a horse!!!what is this town coming to?"
I lol'd

Cunning Stunt · 04-02-2012 1:46pm

I hate it when I get tagged in a photo that doesnt even have me in it. Why don't they just share the photo instead

Vain · 09-02-2012 12:11am

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! Take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families and friends. Repost this so this message can get across WTF what is this Country coming to... This is all of leinster sharing as got it from a friend of mine is no laughing matter!

Wtf is that ****, they have a child picking out girls to rape where he brings him home to his house and they gang rape the girl, and move house to house to do this

batistuta9 · 09-02-2012 12:51am

Vain wrote: »

Wtf is that ****, they have a child picking out girls to rape where he brings him home to his house and they gang rape the girl, and move house to house to do this

it's a well thought out plan if it's true - well for the first time anyway

hefferboi · 13-02-2012 9:27pm

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/405531_340997225933885_174207815946161_1031859_1875581092_n.jpg

Shanotheslayer · 13-02-2012 9:42pm

Sitec wrote: »

JUST a mum? Uhhh yes, I am a Mum! That makes me an alarm clock, cook, maid, waitress, teacher, nurse, referee, handyman, security officer, photographer, counselor, chauffeur, event planner, body guard, Hairdresser, personal assistant, ATM & I scare away the boogie man. I don't get holidays, sick pay or days off. I work through the DAY & NIGHT. I am on call 24/7 for the rest of my life. And I Love it ♥

No, you're just a tramp that can't keep her legs closed.

So your mam is tramp to ?

PrettyBoy · 13-02-2012 10:01pm

"i realized theres no such thing as a fresh start, u can always start again to get a different ending, but once uv doin sumthin u cant start de same thing from a fresh start."

...what?

newbee22 · 15-02-2012 12:38am

Not a facebook status as such, but lots of people I know posting pictures of the flowers they have received from their boyfriends today:eek: (And no I'm not only complaining because I'm a bitter singleton!:P)

amacachi · 15-02-2012 12:43am

Damnit, saw two statuses about VD but both of them are by people who read here and know who I am. :pac:

newbee22 · 15-02-2012 12:49am

amacachi wrote: »

Damnit, saw two statuses about VD but both of them are by people who read here and know who I am. :pac:

Post them....go on, for our entertainment!

dory · 15-02-2012 12:51am

newbee22 wrote: »

Not a facebook status as such, but lots of people I know posting pictures of the flowers they have received from their boyfriends today:eek: (And no I'm not only complaining because I'm a bitter singleton!:P)

Just saw someone post up a photo of their present, card and EVERY page of a photo book they were made. :eek: To be posting that up before midnight would tell me their night didn't end too romantically!

Einhard · 15-02-2012 1:02am

On a friend's page recently:

Warning!!!! If you happen to meet a 5 year old boy wandering around the streets crying holding a sign with an address on it, do not bring him to that address!!!! This is the newest form of gang rape!!!!! Bring him to a police station!!!!!

I mean, seriously, she's an intelligent girl...

Doctor Jimbob · 15-02-2012 1:52am

Einhard wrote: »

On a friend's page recently:

I mean, seriously, she's an intelligent girl...

I doubt it :P

booboo88 · 15-02-2012 3:38am

My puppy is sum lasy bitch , I teel yaa ♥ loves her looads tho :L:L

really?

IvyTheTerrible · 15-02-2012 9:24am

Someone who is less than 3 months pregnant posting their scan photos on FB for everyone to see. How appropriate!

antodeco · 15-02-2012 10:14am

I deleted a load of friends from my page because I realised I wasn't friends with them. I knew them, that's all. The catalyst was loads saying they were coming to my 30th, and never turned up. Not even a text. Nothing even on my birthday. If people who live 5 minutes away are like that, then no, not my friends!

Anyway, there's people I know who keep posting a countdown to the next twilight movie. Posting up pictures of them as twilight people and super imposing their faces beside the main guy from twilight. It's kinda scarey, and sad!

Raditub · 15-02-2012 6:38pm

I just get very annoyed when facebook statuses are too personal...and or looking for sympathy! Like.."omg men are such assholes why did he break up with me????" Ehm because your a whining B....!!! Block this user! haha!

moco · 15-02-2012 6:58pm

newbee22 wrote: »

Not a facebook status as such, but lots of people I know posting pictures of the flowers they have received from their boyfriends today:eek: (And no I'm not only complaining because I'm a bitter singleton!:P)

Yea this really pissed me off yesterday too it's so smug posting them up so people will comment that he's a keeper, you're a lucky girl etc etc.

Tiocfaidh Armani · 15-02-2012 7:03pm

The simple unhappy emoticon

that birds put up for attention. It's followed by dozens of "oh what's right love" from masses of females, add to that the odd creep who wants his hole with a "you alright babe, text me worried about ya".

**** off and phone a counsellor ya prats.

Explosions in the Sky · 15-02-2012 7:49pm

Had a facebook friend put up a status about his young friend who passed away, it was short and nice but then some idiot put on the status who's "the young guys name" the human race doesn't deserve to exist :mad:

batistuta9 · 15-02-2012 7:57pm

Explosions in the Sky wrote: »

Had a facebook friend put up a status about his young friend who passed away, it was short and nice but then some idiot put on the status who's "the young guys name" the human race doesn't deserve to exist :mad:

what do you mean?

Paddy Cow · 15-02-2012 9:59pm

This got sent to me as a private message:

Hey Put a heart (♥) on your wall without comment, only a heart. Then send this message to all your friends - only the women. Next, place a heart on the wall of the person who sent this message to you. And if someone asks you why you have so many hearts on your wall, do not reply. This is only for women to remember that this is the week to remember and care about breast cancer. And that we should always think about it. so it's a < then a 3 then hit enter and you should get the heart.

leggo · 15-02-2012 11:04pm

Paddy Cow wrote: »

This got sent to me as a private message:

Hey Put a heart (♥) on your wall without comment, only a heart. Then send this message to all your friends - only the women. Next, place a heart on the wall of the person who sent this message to you. And if someone asks you why you have so many hearts on your wall, do not reply. This is only for women to remember that this is the week to remember and care about breast cancer. And that we should always think about it. so it's a < then a 3 then hit enter and you should get the heart.

They tell you not to talk about it, but then if you say how dumb the entire concept is, people cry "HEY I'M RAISING AWARENESS FOR BREAST CANCER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

...but you're not allowed talk about it according to the rules of the 'game'. And it's hardly Fight Club now is it? Grr...

Brain Stroking · 15-02-2012 11:24pm

Women who have recently had babies annoy the crap out of me too. Imagine growing up knowing everyone in your town has seen you so newly born you were still covered in your ma's goo. Plenty of kids divorcing parents cases in 2029

Explosions in the Sky · 15-02-2012 11:30pm

batistuta9 wrote: »

what do you mean?

Someone commented on my friends status which was about his friend who died with "who is "enter name"

XxMCRxBabyxX · 15-02-2012 11:35pm

Explosions in the Sky wrote: »

Someone commented on my friends status which was about his friend who died with "who is "enter name"

I really don't see the problem with that. The person clearly didn't really mean it in a bad way, they may not have realised that the person who died was someone that the fb poster directly knew. It may have been a better idea not to say anything but what he did say wasn't exactly terrible

Brain Stroking · 15-02-2012 11:37pm

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

I really don't see the problem with that. The person clearly didn't really mean it in a bad way, they may not have realised that the person who died was someone that the fb poster directly knew. It may have been a better idea not to say anything but what he did say wasn't exactly terrible

Saw someone do that on a friend's page too. Looks terrible to be honest. If you dont know the person why derail a tribute?

XxMCRxBabyxX · 15-02-2012 11:44pm

Brain Stroking wrote: »

Saw someone do that on a friend's page too. Looks terrible to be honest. If you dont know the person why derail a tribute?

I'm not saying it's right, I've seen it done before and have thought the same thing. Sometimes people aren't always as aware of what the status might mean when they don't know the full context. I'm just saying give the guy a break, he obviously wasn't trying to be insensitive or derail anything.

Paddy Cow · 15-02-2012 11:46pm

leggo wrote: »

They tell you not to talk about it, but then if you say how dumb the entire concept is, people cry "HEY I'M RAISING AWARENESS FOR BREAST CANCER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

...but you're not allowed talk about it according to the rules of the 'game'. And it's hardly Fight Club now is it? Grr...

That's what gets me! WTF is the point of a bunch of women sending each other hearts but not telling anyone what they are about?

Brain Stroking · 15-02-2012 11:49pm

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

I'm not saying it's right, I've seen it done before and have thought the same thing. Sometimes people aren't always as aware of what the status might mean when they don't know the full context. I'm just saying give the guy a break, he obviously wasn't trying to be insensitive or derail anything.

Hard to misunderstand "RIP x you'll be sorely missed"

XxMCRxBabyxX · 15-02-2012 11:50pm

Brain Stroking wrote: »

Hard to misunderstand "RIP x you'll be sorely missed"

It is when they may not realise that it's a friend who died and not some celebrity.

Also sometimes people mean the best but it comes across badly

Brain Stroking · 15-02-2012 11:54pm

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

It is when they may not realise that it's a friend who died and not some celebrity.

Also sometimes people mean the best but it comes across badly

Think you're excusing stupidity but we'll agree to disagree

XxMCRxBabyxX · 16-02-2012 12:00am

Brain Stroking wrote: »

Think you're excusing stupidity but we'll agree to disagree

Oh it is stupidity just not a case of "the human race doesn't deserve to exist".
By commenting they did probably mean well

Brain Stroking · 16-02-2012 12:03am

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Oh it is stupidity just not a case of "the human race doesn't deserve to exist".
By commenting they did probably mean well

I dont think things ever reach the "human race doesnt deserve to exist" stage. As that would include me. And i like me.

Our President for Life · 16-02-2012 12:06am

I've encountered this one a bit recently: "Mary": 'Soooo excited to be heading home'. "Mary" proceeds to check in at every location along the way home (a moderate length of a journey within Ireland, not an epic trans-continental trek or anything), until finally she checks in at home, then checks in in bed, and updates her status to tell us all how much she's looking forward to sleeping.

Just go home and go to bed like a normal person please.

TheMilkyPirate · 16-02-2012 12:18am

This thread hurts my head.

LH Pathe · 16-02-2012 12:29am

I have seen the culture of family / relationships that arent that at all. My sister has a penchant for adding crudely tattoo'ed baldy tough guys, basically bobos as brothers. Security.. One of em is even named Bobo

btard · 16-02-2012 12:42am

Paddy Cow wrote: »

That's what gets me! WTF is the point of a bunch of women sending each other hearts but not telling anyone what they are about?

It has no more point than 99% of the other brainless garbage they post. I deactivated mine recently. I didn't want to offend the girls I work with by blocking or deleting them, but I couldn't stand to read their garbage anymore.

superstoner90 · 16-02-2012 12:49am

I spent the last 4 days reading through the thread. I find it hard to follow all the quotes. food and water is low also.

blatantrereg · 16-02-2012 1:01am

Paddy Cow wrote: »

That's what gets me! WTF is the point of a bunch of women sending each other hearts but not telling anyone what they are about?

oragnised attention seeking.
It amused me because one girl put a heart on her own page the other day. There were no comments or hearts from any other people.

im invisible · 16-02-2012 1:04am

leggo wrote: »

...but you're not allowed talk about it according to the rules of the 'game'. And it's hardly Fight Club now is it? Grr...

damn you!!

Thats another one aswell that i hate, but iv put it up a couple of times myself...

Riddle101 · 16-02-2012 11:05am

Our President for Life wrote: »

I've encountered this one a bit recently: "Mary": 'Soooo excited to be heading home'. "Mary" proceeds to check in at every location along the way home (a moderate length of a journey within Ireland, not an epic trans-continental trek or anything), until finally she checks in at home, then checks in in bed, and updates her status to tell us all how much she's looking forward to sleeping.

Just go home and go to bed like a normal person please.

:eek: I can never understand these people. It's alright if you're out and about. Maybe make one status about going home, but when you feel the need to post about every little thing you do until you go to bed, that's just sad.

It almost seems like people are just trying to show off that they're out having a good time and want everyone to know that they have a life. Although posting about stuff on facebook is a cutting it a bit I think. I don't think i'd have the time to be posting on facebook while i'm out with my friends.

NufcNavan · 19-02-2012 4:14am

Facebook not working on Chrome for me. Have to use Firefox now.

Quite possibly the most boring status I have ever read.

Samich · 19-02-2012 4:22am

NufcNavan wrote: »

Quite possibly the most boring status I have ever read.

I'm laughing out loud at this one :pac:

Corkblowin · 20-02-2012 8:05pm

You'd have thought she'd have more on her mind than updating her FB status!

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