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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #3122
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    rawn wrote: »
    Under a post about yer wan bring released from jail in Peru

    "have u hurd you all .. so wat if they tried smoggling drugs .. have u seen the world poverty to day i would do the same if it ment feeding my kids and giving them a good life ."

    Obviously the best way to relieve world poverty is to smuggle drugs.
    Sure wudent u smuggle drugs 2 if it ment getin a new Ifone for ur liddell angles .?
    Peeple now a days. So judge mental....


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    #3123
    dee_mc
    Registered Users Posts: 7,175 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    coolhull wrote: »
    Obviously the best way to relieve world poverty is to smuggle drugs.
    Sure wudent u smuggle drugs 2 if it ment getin a new Ifone for ur liddell angles .?
    Peeple now a days. So judge mental....

    Eh coolhull, it's 'smoggle'.
    'telpis


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    #3124
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    i really hate when people tag themselves in a pub/niteclub and say 'drinking Alcoholic beverages or drinking everything alcoholic with' who gives a flying **** what ur drinking

    That. Wrecks. My. Head.

    It's so...silly. A friend recently put it up and reminded her that her bosses, who are Facebook friends with her in a responsible job, might not see the fun side. She didn't like my intrusion...but she took it down anyway. Why does anyone feel the need to advertise that they are drinking, it's hardly an achievement.


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    #3125
    Hrududu
    Registered Users Posts: 1,711 ✭✭✭Hrududu


    dee_mc wrote: »
    Eh coolhull, it's 'smoggle'.
    'telpis
    This is the one thing I haven't been able to crack in this thread. Somebody help me and tell me what telpis is supposed to mean.


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    #3126
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Hrududu wrote: »
    This is the one thing I haven't been able to crack in this thread. Somebody help me and tell me what telpis is supposed to mean.


    God help us.


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    #3127
    Fakman87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Fakman87


    dirkmeister wrote: »
    "On my way home after feeding the homeless outside the GPO."

    This one reminds me of one my cousin put up. She tagged her sister "Mary" in a picture of wrapped presents saying "Look Mary, our christmas presents for the homeless are ready to go".

    Her and Mary live in the same house, ffs. Madness.


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    #3128
    arayess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    Deleted User wrote: »
    That. Wrecks. My. Head.

    It's so...silly. A friend recently put it up and reminded her that her bosses, who are Facebook friends with her in a responsible job, might not see the fun side. She didn't like my intrusion...but she took it down anyway. Why does anyone feel the need to advertise that they are drinking, it's hardly an achievement.

    i do it.
    It's harmless fun , I don't get the hate.

    Mind I'm not out a huge amount so it's only an occasional thing.
    maybe I'm not the target of your rage ...


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    #3129
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    arayess wrote: »
    i do it.
    It's harmless fun , I don't get the hate.

    Mind I'm not out a huge amount so it's only an occasional thing.
    maybe I'm not the target of your rage ...

    Not rage or hatred.

    As I said, a friend if mine did it, I didn't end up enraged or hating her. I just expressed surprise as her bosses would read it.

    She's 30, not 17, she took it down.


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    #3130
    gutenberg
    Registered Users Posts: 983 ✭✭✭gutenberg


    On the subject of people tagging themselves out 'drinking everything alcoholic', a friend put up this status today:
    Trusty bin at the ready! Be singing into that later on tonight no doubt #pukeselfietofollow

    Together with a photo of her 'puke bin', bought specially for her gin-fuelled nights out.

    Twat.


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    #3131
    arayess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Not rage or hatred.

    As I said, a friend if mine did it, I didn't end up enraged or hating her. I just expressed surprise as her bosses would read it.

    She's 30, not 17, she took it down.

    ah , I'm only exaggerating to cause discussion...

    but i'm 38 , I guess that's telling about me :D


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    #3132
    mud
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    I've found to my regret that lots of places won't let you on to their wifi until you 'check-in' to their business.

    Pro-tip: Change your audience to 'only me' then check in and use internet without having to announce to the world where you are or what you're doing.


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    #3133
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    - feeling pissed off "This rain is miserable (devastated emoji) can't walk the doggies or ride my pony!! (umbrella emoji)"

    Talk about first world problems! This girl is almost thirty and constantly posts s**t like this. She's bankrolled by 'hubby' and has absolutely no idea what it's like to live in the real world.


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    #3134
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Not to mention the rain is made of water, not liquid hot magma, and she could definitely walk the dog in it! :D


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    #3135
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    Not to mention the rain is made of water, not liquid hot magma, and she could definitely walk the dog in it! :D

    Their matching louis vuitton jackets will get wet.:)


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    #3136
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Guy:Incognito wrote: »
    Their matching louis vuitton jackets will get wet.:)

    You thought you were joking there didn't you? :P These dogs having matching outfits on everyday of the week. Bandanas and jumpers usually. I have no idea whether the pony also has matching outfits!


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    #3137
    dirkmeister
    Registered Users Posts: 2,652 ✭✭✭dirkmeister


    Update on the family Facebook row...

    At least our daughter can see for her self first hand what an evil woman you really are. You shouldn't play with a child's mind. And I won't let it happen. This stops now. You have been given chance after chance. You shouldn't have to be asked to keep in contact with your own grandkids.


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    #3138
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    dirkmeister wrote: »
    Update on the family Facebook row...

    At least our daughter can see for her self first hand what an evil woman you really are. You shouldn't play with a child's mind. And I won't let it happen. This stops now. You have been given chance after chance. You shouldn't have to be asked to keep in contact with your own grandkids.

    Facebook is totally the place for this.

    Jesus wept.


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    #3139
    PowerToWait
    Registered Users Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭PowerToWait


    Couldn't make it up.


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    #3140
    Neil Issagum
    Registered Users Posts: 203 ✭✭Neil Issagum


    3 Posts from the same person. The effort that must go into purposely changing every word ending in ey to iii for reasons known only to herself.

    "Hope you like your flowers my friend bright and cheerful just like you love & Miss you Dearlii"

    "It's so lovelii to see all the mamii 's happii big happii mothers daii to all of yous ladies & to the strong willed women doing it on there own but I wana say the biggest happii mothers daii to my mam the mega bitch lol I'm her onlii girl happii mamii 's daii mothergoose hope you have a lovelii daii & get Spoiled"

    "A Big Heavenly Happii Birthdaii To My Cousin Loved & Missed Dearlii Forever & Always In Our Thoughts"


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    #3141
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,844 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    "ii" instead of "y"?! What is this, Bebo?! :pac:


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    #3142
    Neil Issagum
    Registered Users Posts: 203 ✭✭Neil Issagum


    PopePalpatine wrote: »
    "ii" instead of "y"?! What is this, Bebo?! :pac:

    The funny thing is she and her boyfriend run a dial-a-drink service through their facebook pages, and any posts about this weeks drink delivery offers or whatever, she switches back to perfectly normal spelling. But then for her personal posts, it's straight back to the weird bebo teenspeak again despite the fact she's about 30


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    #3143
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Neil Issagum wrote: »
    The funny thing is she and her boyfriend run a dial-a-drink service through their facebook pages, and any posts about this weeks drink delivery offers or whatever, she switches back to perfectly normal spelling. But then for her personal posts, it's straight back to the weird bebo teenspeak again despite the fact she's about 30

    Woah woah woah woah back up there.

    ''Dial-a-drink?'' The hell is that?!


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    #3144
    Neil Issagum
    Registered Users Posts: 203 ✭✭Neil Issagum


    Kovu wrote: »
    Woah woah woah woah back up there.

    ''Dial-a-drink?'' The hell is that?!

    There's loads of them on Facebook. This one calls herself "The Beer Baron". They stock up on trays of cans and bottles of spirits, then deliver them to people out of hours for double the price


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    #3145
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Neil Issagum wrote: »
    There's loads of them on Facebook. This one calls herself "The Beer Baron". They stock up on trays of cans and bottles of spirits, then deliver them to people out of hours for double the price

    All relevant alcohol retail licences are in order I presume?


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    #3146
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    All relevant alcohol retail licences are in order I presume?

    Presume they don't sell alcohol, they sell the delivery.


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    #3147
    Neil Issagum
    Registered Users Posts: 203 ✭✭Neil Issagum


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    All relevant alcohol retail licences are in order I presume?

    I'd say the taxman would love to pay them a visit.


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    #3148
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Presume they don't sell alcohol, they sell the delivery.

    How does that work then?


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    #3149
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    How does that work then?

    I presume they don't purport to charge anything for the drink except the cost price, they charge for the transport. Much like any haulage company that charges for the delivery of alcohol, they don't need a liquor licence.


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    #3150
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I presume they don't purport to charge anything for the drink except the cost price, they charge for the transport. Much like any haulage company that charges for the delivery of alcohol, they don't need a liquor licence.
    Yeah, let them tell that to Revenue.


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    #3151
    Neil Issagum
    Registered Users Posts: 203 ✭✭Neil Issagum


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Presume they don't sell alcohol, they sell the delivery.

    No I don't think they're clever enough that using a loophole like that would even cross their mind. Or more likely they just don't care. Especially when you see these posts every day:

    "Remember people when the off license is closed were around 24/7 #TheBeerBaron"

    "Bottle of Vodka & Mixer €35"
    "Box of Budweiser Bottles €35" etc etc


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