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Where are all the tall guys in Ireland

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,499 ✭✭✭IamMetaldave


    At least one creche is still open.

    Looks like it bud!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    LaFuton wrote: »
    is this for real?
    i could ask where are all the tall women are

    That's a good question. Why are most the women I know so much shorter than men?
    Why is it so difficult to find a tall woman?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    OP write my name on ur leg and post pic or its not true!


  • Registered Users Posts: 681 ✭✭✭TheDenialTwist


    Well, it is all a bit vacuous.

    "Look at me, I'm tall with big tits".

    I'm not tall with big melons, I'm short with big melons


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,671 ✭✭✭GarIT


    I'm not tall with big melons, I'm short with big melons


    My kind of girl :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    ive only one melon :(

    (in the kitchen)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,039 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    I'm not tall with big melons, I'm short with big melons

    There are a fair few guys on this “site” who could say the same.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users Posts: 681 ✭✭✭TheDenialTwist


    GarIT wrote: »
    What message? The one I posted about set me up with your nice titted friend? It's absolutely no different than saying set me up with your tall friend. I'm not saying there is a problem with either or those.

    No, you know what I mean now...


  • Registered Users Posts: 393 ✭✭DisneyLover


    Double check that the noose is good and tight.

    So I make a post about tall guys and the insecure short man tells me to hang myself? K.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    There are a fair few guys on this “site” who could say the same.

    are we not on a site? what are you inferring with the cavalier use of quotations


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    So I make a post about tall guys and the insecure short man tells me to hang myself? K.

    an insecure tall man would never do that x


  • Registered Users Posts: 393 ✭✭DisneyLover


    beejee wrote: »
    I am taller than most humanoids and love precious metals. Come with me to my planet and I shall display you in my intergalactic zoo.

    I heart you


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    the_syco wrote: »
    Am 6 foot 6, and love metal.

    So you're 666 then?


  • Registered Users Posts: 393 ✭✭DisneyLover


    Rufeo wrote: »
    OP probably swiped left on most tall guys on Tinder and then asks where are all the tall guys.

    OP isn't on tinder


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    ive been jilted!

    'heart' is like a cross between hurt and eat


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    No, you know what I mean now...

    Do you have any friends who are tall, small tits and in a relationship?

    That's my thing, do you think you could hook me up?


  • Registered Users Posts: 393 ✭✭DisneyLover


    Well, it is all a bit vacuous.

    "Look at me, I'm tall with big tits".

    I never said anything stupid. Yes me and the other poster have big tits so what? And I'm tall and shes short. We're only looking for tall men and what country they're in


  • Registered Users Posts: 681 ✭✭✭TheDenialTwist


    I can’t remember the last time I read “lol” so many times in one thread. In fairness, I kept reading...

    Well isn't it good to have some laughter in a time of a pandemic.

    Glad you are enjoying the thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,549 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I never said anything stupid. Yes me and the other poster have big tits so what? And I'm tall and shes short. We're only looking for tall men and what country they're in

    I'd imagine there's tall men in a lot of countries.

    Maybe rule out Asia.


  • Registered Users Posts: 393 ✭✭DisneyLover


    I'd imagine there's tall men in a lot of countries.

    Maybe rule out Asia.

    I meant county. Christ can none of ye have a laugh


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,549 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I meant county. Christ can none of ye have a laugh

    I have short woman syndrome.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    I'd imagine there's tall men in a lot of countries.

    Maybe rule out Asia.

    Some of the tallest basketball players in the world are from Asia, it would be a mistake to rule them out.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I have short woman syndrome.

    Ditto. Try China. Land of plenty. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    99nsr125 wrote: »
    Actually why do tall women all have minuscule breasts?

    What?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    I heart you

    This is, of course, excellent news.

    Forward your vital statistics post haste, lest we miss the next rocket ship. You can reach me by fax at 555-555-123

    Fear not of boredom on your zoological endeavour, for you can stand beside me in your highest of heels and watch my exposed nipples at eye-level for years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,549 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Ditto. Try China. Land of plenty. :D

    You've misunderstood, I am a short woman! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,549 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    tuxy wrote: »
    Some of the tallest basketball players in the world are from Asia, it would be a mistake to rule them out.

    Whist you with your logic!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,499 ✭✭✭IamMetaldave


    I'd imagine there's tall men in a lot of countries.

    Maybe rule out Asia.

    Now that made me LOL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Now that made me LOL

    It wouldn’t be the malehood that would be Asias fortè but there just so goddamn many there has to be more/taller than here. And africans more intelligent


  • Registered Users Posts: 393 ✭✭DisneyLover


    beejee wrote: »
    This is, of course, excellent news.

    Forward your vital statistics post haste, lest we miss the next rocket ship. You can reach me by fax at 555-555-123

    Fear not of boredom on your zoological endeavour, for you can stand beside me in your highest of heels and watch my exposed nipples at eye-level for years.

    ok but seriously you need to look up lily from the tv show sex education who is obsessed with alien sex you'll love her.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 393 ✭✭DisneyLover


    tuxy wrote: »
    Some of the tallest basketball players in the world are from Asia, it would be a mistake to rule them out.

    If they look like Henry Golding yes please


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,362 ✭✭✭landofthetree


    I'd imagine there's tall men in a lot of countries.

    Maybe rule out Asia.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypergamy

    Woman dont tend to marry poorer than them.

    As Ireland is a relatively rich country its going to rule out a lot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    If they look like Henry Golding yes please

    Sultan Kösen, he's from the asian part of Turkey
    251 cm (8 ft 2.8 in)

    worlds-tallest-shortest-men.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,549 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypergamy

    Woman dont tend to marry poorer than them.

    As Ireland is a relatively rich country its going to rule out a lot.

    Update: Tall, wealthy men required.

    Please advise if the men of Cork, Kerry and Limerick, and the one tall man in the good part of North Dublin (as identified to date) meet these requirements.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭chrissb8


    tuxy wrote: »
    Sultan Kösen, he's from the asian part of Turkey
    251 cm (8 ft 2.8 in)

    worlds-tallest-shortest-men.jpg

    How far do you reckon he could boot him?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    ok but seriously you need to look up lily from the tv show sex education who is obsessed with alien sex you'll love her.

    Heres another opportunity to show off my current fascination. Tell me you're not aroused by this man, and I'll show you a liar



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    chrissb8 wrote: »
    How far do you reckon he could boot him?

    Can only imagine how much a peahead he must look from down there


  • Registered Users Posts: 393 ✭✭DisneyLover


    Update: Tall, wealthy men required.

    Please advise if the men of Cork, Kerry and Limerick, and the one tall man in the good part of North Dublin (as identified to date) meet these requirements.


    :pac::pac::pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 393 ✭✭DisneyLover


    chrissb8 wrote: »
    How far do you reckon he could boot him?

    he would make me look as small as yer man on the left


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    he would make me look as small as yer man on the left

    Is that your goal?


  • Registered Users Posts: 736 ✭✭✭Das Reich


    I am 1,91 m. Tall in my country but nearly average here (happy married).


  • Registered Users Posts: 393 ✭✭DisneyLover


    To the man who just wrote me half an a4 message about how shallow and disgusting I am and that he wants to hunt me down and kill me..

    You are the reason sites like this get banded. You're a horrible person KevW. And I'm reporting you now you disgusting man threatening me saying you know my IP address? Wow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Das Reich wrote: »
    I am 1,91 m. Tall in my country but nearly average here (happy married).

    Oh; you :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    Das Reich wrote: »
    I am 1,91 m. Tall in my country but nearly average here (happy married).

    Which country because that's well above average for men in the Netherlands and that's the country with the tallest people.

    What planet do you live on?


  • Registered Users Posts: 393 ✭✭DisneyLover


    tuxy wrote: »
    Which country because that's well above average for men in the Netherlands and that's the country with the tallest people.

    What planet do you live on?

    So is this user German with an SS username


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    So is this user German with an SS username

    Where did Hitler move to after the war?
    Doesn't he have a base on the far side of the moon?
    Perhaps that's where he is and they all grow tall with the lower gravity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    So is this user German with an SS username

    He fled to the americas back in the day


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    You've misunderstood, I am a short woman! :D

    :):)


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,797 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Soy alto pero ando fatal de dinero.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,503 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    I'm very tall, i don't like it at all and never found it any advantage whatsoever with the ladies


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