Shrimp

BlitzKrieg · 07-05-2005 1:58am

uhmm what happens if you win? (if possible?)

neGev · 07-05-2005 1:59am

I voted yes because I could. Also a lot of Boards people are way too pretentious for their own good. At least Shrimp doesn't give a fúck.
STOP THE OPPRESSION!

cormie · 07-05-2005 2:02am

I believe!!

funky penguin · 07-05-2005 2:11am

BlitzKrieg wrote:

uhmm what happens if you win? (if possible?)

He gets a sub forum for a month. Basically it would entail alot of self praise.

Shrimp, you've got moxie kid. It could be a fatal dose, but I still voted yay.

Gordon · 07-05-2005 2:22am

There is no such thing as bad press.

Nay.

Chad ghostal · 07-05-2005 2:29am

shrimp for teh win

07-05-2005 4:21am

May I just interject and say....

... NO MATTER WHAT A POLL SAYS YOU SHALL NEVER BE A LEGEND ON THIS FORUM

Have a nice day

Shabadu · 07-05-2005 9:21am

Shrimp wrote:

haha.. thanks for your phycoanalytical-breakdown.. but I can assure you that I do not take anything on here to heart. It is just for the laugh. And what fuels me, are people like you who take all this lark seriously... bit paradoxical do you think..

People like me? I'm one of the few that doesn't call you a cocktard. I just find you pathetic.

That's hardly the same thing as taking you seriously.

There's some more 'fuel' for you hon, enjoy.

Shrimp · 07-05-2005 10:47am

Yeah, people like you. I cant say I can remember anyone calling me a cocktard. Thats a pretty bad slag btw. But when someone does slag me on here if they do, I find it funny as I dont see how some people can get so annoyed over something that is so light-hearted. It amuses me greatly.

You clearly take me seriously, if you are prepared to say that:

I "want to be the centre of attention the whole time.." I dont want to be the centre of attention, but who doesn't want to be a legend on boards.. :P

also..

You dont take me serious, yet.. (Direct quote from you) "It bothers me."...

I think usually things that bother someone, are usally things that are taken serious.

Look, it's pretty obvious what you are trying to do. You like 66.28%* off the people on here may want to slag me, but instead you opt for trying to "slag" me in a more grown-up manner.. buy reading into my posts, worring that maybe I have problems.. It's pretty simple, you cant take it that I can take alot of "Crap" of ppl and it doesn't faze me, I dont let small insignifigant things bother me. Because when I look at the news and see that 100 people have just been killed in some earthquake.. or thousands upon thousands killed in iraq, or hundreds of thousands killed in a tsunami... It would be wrong to let small things bother me, as other people are having a much worse time than me...

You gottta learn to just... actually I'll let you figure out what you gotta learn..

keep it real sweet-cheeks.. I Like your style...

Thanks to all of you who have voted..

keep up the good work..

*Correct at time of post :P

Shabadu · 07-05-2005 11:08am

Shrimp wrote:

Yeah, people like you. I cant say I can remember anyone calling me a cocktard. Thats a pretty bad slag btw. But when someone does slag me on here if they do, I find it funny as I dont see how some people can get so annoyed over something that is so light-hearted. It amuses me greatly.

You don't seem 'amused'. You smack of desperation.

You clearly take me seriously, if you are prepared to say that:

I "want to be the centre of attention the whole time.." I dont want to be the centre of attention, but who doesn't want to be a legend on boards.. :P

Don't be obtuse. You are clearly an attention seeker. Any attempt to refute this by you will be because it is such a blatantly true fact, in denying it you are attempting to get more attention.

also..

You dont take me serious, yet.. (Direct quote from you) "It bothers me."...

I think usually things that bother someone, are usally things that are taken serious.

Britney Spears bothers me. I don't take her or any of her paraphenaelia serious.

Look, it's pretty obvious what you are trying to do. You like 66.28% off the people on here may want to slag me, but instead you opt for trying to "slag" me in a more grown-up manner.. buy reading into my posts, worring that maybe I have problems.. It's pretty simple, you cant take it that I can take alot of "Crap" of ppl and it doesn't faze me, I dont let small insignifigant things bother me.

I happen to seriously doubt your ability to actively search for dissapproval solely for the purpose of your amusement. A dadaist, you are not. You exert far too much effort for the average troll. I wasn't slagging you initially. If I came across as a 'grown-up', it is BECAUSE I"M AN ADULT.

Because when I look at the news and see that 100 people have just been killed in some earthquake.. or thousands upon thousands killed in iraq, or hundreds of thousands killed in a tsunami... It would be wrong to let small things bother me, as other people are having a much worse time than me...

Using human tradgedy to distract from your contradiction? Classy.

The contradiction is that you claim not to let these small things bother you, yet you clearly constantly seek out contraversy and dissapproval. If you don't take these 'small things' seriously, you wouldn't make such a blatant and constant effort to provoke a reaction from people.

If your altruistic side is so affected why do you waste your time claiming to be a legend to feed your troll side. Why don't you just contribute something meaningful to the world through charity/volunteering, and contribute something meaningful to this community through your posts.

You gottta learn to just... actually I'll let you figure out what you gotta learn..

Couldn't think of it, could you?

keep it real sweet-cheeks.. I Like your style...

Wow. I'm so validated. This is better than the day I was invited into PTH.

Shrimp · 07-05-2005 12:42pm

Look.. You dont have a clue about me, I sincerly hope you are joking. I know who I am, and what I feel.. I, of all know myself, you(some nobody on the internet) are trying to tell me who I am and how I feel.. To me that seems like you have a problem, wanting to dictate how other feel.

You must have a problem as you cant accept that, If you were to be given this supposed abuse, that you would not be able to handle it. I'm not sayin that for definat as I dont know you what so ever.

You dont know me and dont ever try to think you do.. You'd never be that lucky to know me...

Sherifu · 07-05-2005 12:44pm

I love it when a thread comes together......

07-05-2005 12:47pm

Shrimp wrote:

Because when I look at the news and see that 100 people have just been killed in some earthquake.. or thousands upon thousands killed in iraq, or hundreds of thousands killed in a tsunami... It would be wrong to let small things bother me, as other people are having a much worse time than me...

I think its time for a new law. I've noticed this a lot recently - it would be more similar to a gathering card then a law, but feck it I think I need a law.

***

As the amount of posts on a thread increases in number, the probability of a user posting a comparison involving Iraq or George Bush approaches one.

Myth's Law

***

Similar to Godwin's law, I know

Shrimp · 07-05-2005 12:55pm

i was once given a law... it was appointed to me by a fellow boardser..

Saying the worst thing possible and pricisely the worst time possible..

Shrimp's Law

Shrimp · 07-05-2005 12:57pm

Yay 30 33.33%
Nay 60 66.67%

That should be 66.66 to 33.34 I want that .01 precent. prrfftt.. democracy my ass!

07-05-2005 12:59pm

Shrimp wrote:

Yay 30 33.33%
Nay 60 66.67%

That should be 66.66 to 33.34 I want that .01 precent. prrfftt.. democracy my ass!

.66666666666 is approx equal to .67
.33333333333 is approx equal to .33

And they equal 1. So meh.

Shrimp · 07-05-2005 1:01pm

I know yeah, I was only messing.. I am a ledge tho..

funky penguin · 07-05-2005 2:21pm

Shrimp wrote:

I am a ledge tho..

*Smack**

* Sound of me smacking my own forehead

Kevin_rc_ie · 07-05-2005 2:26pm

Buttmunchy and Shrimp could get together and make many many little prawn cocktails.

It's simply undeniable that Shrimp is a legend on boards.

Shrimp · 07-05-2005 2:29pm

Kevin_rc_ie wrote:

Buttmunchy and Shrimp could get together and make many many little prawn cocktails.

It's simply undeniable that Shrimp is a legend on boards.

haha.. .. cheers kev,

Shabadu · 07-05-2005 2:43pm

Shrimp wrote:

Look.. You dont have a clue about me, I sincerly hope you are joking. I know who I am, and what I feel.. I, of all know myself, you(some nobody on the internet) are trying to tell me who I am and how I feel.. To me that seems like you have a problem, wanting to dictate how other feel.

I'm not trying to tell you how you feel, I'm telling you how I percieve the persona you put across on a public forum. You aren't even posting anonymously, you use your real name freely and yet still strive to reach the dizzying heights of muppet notoriety.

Maybe you don't care about how others percive you, but if you didn't care about other people's opinions one way or the other, why would you try so hard to get people to dislike you? This effort shows that you do invest something of yourself into your posts. You are hardly a true cynic.

There is a difference between someone like Merc Tilt who has gotten a lot of (unwarranted imo) abuse and not given a sh!t, and someone like you who actively seeks it.

You must have a problem as you cant accept that, If you were to be given this supposed abuse, that you would not be able to handle it. I'm not sayin that for definat as I dont know you what so ever.

The point I made in my last point was to query why you wanted it, not whether or not you could handle it. Anyone who seriously wants abuse, even 'for the laugh', is an unmitigated spa in my opinion.

Any abuse I get is incidental to the rest of my posts. I don't go looking for it. That is the difference between us.

You dont know me and dont ever try to think you do.. You'd never be that lucky to know me...

This is the funniest thing I have ever read.

One final note: Don't even try to faze me or insult me. It won't happen. I enjoy debate and discussion and would greatly appreciate if you would address the points I have made with logical arguments rather than trying, rather feebly, to insult me while spouting a load of Dr. Phil 'knowing oneself' bullsh!t at the same time. I realise that you may not enjoy debate as much as me, in which case i'll just piss off back to humanities and leave you to enjoy yourself over here.

Go find Maslow's hierarchy of needs. There is no way you have self-actualised- the fact you crave attention proves you are still at the esteem level. That's not claiming to know you- that's an informed opinion developed through reading your posts.

peterk19 · 07-05-2005 2:58pm

YAY
Shrimp for LEG-END
Reason: He never fails to amuse me!!!
Thanks Shrimp

Barry Aldwell · 07-05-2005 3:02pm

[horse]
Neigh
[/horse]

Lafortezza · 07-05-2005 3:24pm

Thread subscirtion added... this is entertaining stuff.

Shrimp · 07-05-2005 3:29pm

peterk19 wrote:

YAY
Shrimp for LEG-END
Reason: He never fails to amuse me!!!
Thanks Shrimp

haha.. cheers man,

good stuff.. love the sig.. :P

As for you Shabadu.. you dont have a clue, I mean, like I find ur post hilarious, how u are taking this all so seriously.. you're so wooden.. oh god..

You said I use my real name as my handle? Shrimp? yeah thats my real name.

U crack me up.. Why do you give to ****s? no wait dont answer that.. ha. u stupid tit, bet ur real ugly..

Look, I am having a laugh, as you can see here some ppl like me, find it funny that i the way i post, some dont. If I want everyone to like me I am going to have to be someone I'm not, you'll never find anyone (cept the Hoff) that everyone will like, I mean no one person is liked by everyone, this is me, like it or love it.. Of course this is only one side off me, cos after all this is only a forum.. I mean, in person things are always different...

I've been thinking just as I wrote that last paragraph, yeah, your without a doubt ugly.. good stuff lads.. keep the votes coming in..

L5 · 07-05-2005 3:34pm

shrimp, you're a muppet.
This thread is embarrassing for you. Wheres Chick to back you up like you backed her up?

Shrimp · 07-05-2005 3:38pm

no i didn't back her up..

she just backed herself up, she is good at assuming the appropriate position..

Petal · 07-05-2005 3:42pm

I like Shrimp

Shrimp · 07-05-2005 3:45pm

cool.. brb, just going for dinner.. 5 mins.. do go missing me ok..?

Flash backs of, brb, just going to a friends house post.

cormie · 07-05-2005 4:00pm

hehe. Tone down on the abuse and you may get yourself a front page display on poker.ie for your campaign.

Shrimp · 07-05-2005 4:01pm

oh cool what do you mean by front page display..

Shabadu · 07-05-2005 4:01pm

Shrimp wrote:

haha.. cheers man, good stuff.. love the sig.. :P

As for you Shabadu.. you dont have a clue, I mean, like I find ur post hilarious, how u are taking this all so seriously.. you're so wooden.. oh god..

Oh god. I'm soo entertaining ...you. Like, you are your own perosn inside and I. No right to see... what,You say about you on the interweb.. LOL! Yeah ...you'rew soo like, thick and nstuff!!..

You said I use my real name as my handle? Shrimp? yeah thats my real name.

Where did I say you used it as your handle Youssef? Yousef Sarahan? In your shagging profile. The only thing about you thats shagging, tbfh.

U crack me up.. Why do you give to ****s? no wait dont answer that.. ha. u stupid tit, bet ur real ugly..

You're right, I'mlike sucjh a creature!,..OMG I' bet i'm even from a culchie-land like...or something!!.. Loike I'm dso thick! ..I can't evenj get joke! :rolleyes:

:eek:

Look, I am having a laugh, as you can see here some ppl like me, find it funny that i the way i post, some dont. If I want everyone to like me I am going to have to be someone I'm not, you'll never find anyone (cept the Hoff) that everyone will like, I mean no one person is liked by everyone, this is me, like it or love it.. Of course this is only one side off me, cos after all this is only a forum.. I mean, in person things are always different...

I meanj, like...be seroius fro minute. II like some poeprle me. Cos,..You know I like the like way me pOst. So like it or hate it, whatever peeps!!Q!!!OMG you so ugly I defnitre now. I, ..can tell!
Anywasy cos of course I total Ledge!

And your mum!

;);):D:D:D

I've been thinking just as I wrote that last paragraph, yeah, your without a doubt ugly.. good stuff lads.. keep the votes coming in..

Like I know, cos I knowe me btrre than yuu, that i'm as babe, ...My mum omg told me likme!!! You're sooo ugly like I know, I carn'et bilive itt!!1

07-05-2005 4:04pm

Noo! Shrimp has his sig back!

cormie · 07-05-2005 4:05pm

Shrimp wrote:

oh cool what do you mean by front page display..

Your big massive image (the non sig one) on the front page of poker.ie

I'm joking by the way.

Shrimp · 07-05-2005 4:08pm

ok, you went a little over the top on the "spelling mistakes" it got very old very quick..

You're not that funny, anyway, enough of our banter.. i dont have much interest in speaking to you.

Moving on.. :cool:

I like totally won that, like.

Shabadu · 07-05-2005 4:09pm

Win this, bitch. *smack*

Shrimp · 07-05-2005 4:11pm

Shabadu wrote:

Win this, bitch. *smack*

oh god that was un funny...

Yeah thats right.. I got control of the domain that is my sig.

07-05-2005 4:12pm

Shrimp wrote:

You're not that funny...

The important word being...that.

Wandering back on topic, I don't think Shrimp should be a legend because he annoys the hell out of me.

bounty · 07-05-2005 4:13pm

attention whore

JackKelly · 07-05-2005 4:13pm

It's simply undeniable that Shrimp is a legend on boards.

Having that in your own sig gives you a instant Nay.

Shabadu · 07-05-2005 4:14pm

It wasn't meant to be funny. *smack*

Shrimp · 07-05-2005 4:18pm

Look, guys.. you need to just get of your high-horses..

I've toned down the sig a lil..

07-05-2005 4:20pm

Shrimp wrote:

Look, guys.. you need to just get of your high-horses..

NEVER

Shrimp · 07-05-2005 4:23pm

haha.. good pic..

weemcd · 07-05-2005 4:44pm

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

Shrimp · 07-05-2005 4:45pm

I've seen that a long time ago.. haha.. kinda stupid.. ah well..

damnyanks · 07-05-2005 5:03pm

Uhhh never really noticed Shrimp before. Now I see why most consier him a class a moron.

Gordon · 07-05-2005 5:13pm

Shrimp wrote:

I know who I am, and what I feel.. I, of all know myself

Ah now that's just not true and you know it.

StupidLikeAFox · 07-05-2005 5:27pm

Well if hitler got man of the year in 1939 i dont see how giving shrimp a forum can do any harm..

Go Shrimp!

pwd · 07-05-2005 5:31pm

shabadu's posts are amusing because they demostrate the very things she is criticising in shriimp. they are also annoying because they are repetetive; have nothing new in them at all, just twisted her previous point to show off her vocabulary a bit more.
I'd find it funny if shrimp put her on ignore.

Well if hitler got man of the year in 1939 i dont see how giving shrimp a forum can do any harm..

lmao

Shrimp

Comments