Best pleasure you've experienced?

the_pen_turner · 22-10-2019 1:17pm

When you find a bar of chocolate or favourite snack under the seat of your car after forgetting you bought a few days before.

nthclare · 22-10-2019 1:18pm

Catching my first big wave and getting shacked at crab island Doolin on a bodyboard..

The whole reef sucked backwards and I was shredding along around 2 foot of water, and the wave was double over head..was inside the barrel

I thought if I was going to **** this up I'm getting pounded off the limestone...

That or sex, I'd choose another wave like that again
Got out and caught a few more....

banie01 · 22-10-2019 1:19pm

Orgasming whilst buried balls deep in the oviduct of a goose that was struggling against my attempts to strangle it....

Rythymic bliss and pulsation along the entirety of my penis and my petit mort coincided with a death struggle!

Now to try it with someone choking me!!!

N.B this post has been formulated whilst sitting through a 2hr lecture on the merits of socially constructed gender versus biology.
It may actually be complete bollox spouted by a mind trying desperately to retain a degree of patriarchy ;(

the_pen_turner · 22-10-2019 1:19pm

Dr. Bre wrote: »

Orgasm

That's a short term bit of pleasure it's nothing compared to when someone you fancy smiles at you. That makes you happy for days

Feisar · 22-10-2019 1:25pm

Anus Von Skidmark wrote: »

Ejaculating violently into the depths of a large-booty'd Brazilian lady's bowels. Or possibly putting on a pair of brand new socks. Or taking a massive prostate-tickling poo the morning after consuming ten pints and a large pizza.

Never found the bum bum the best orifice. Definitely a distant third.

Slightly contradicting myself however a blowjob/prostate massage gave me one of those out of body experiences. I seemed to float out of my body and sort of became part of the cosmos. Could definitely feel them meridians.

banie01 · 22-10-2019 1:30pm

suicide_circus wrote: »

morphine is pretty dope

Meh, on opioids at the no and they are cool to start with pretty quickly become a maintenance med.

sbsquarepants · 22-10-2019 1:31pm

When Divock Origi scored that goal to knock barca out of the champions league is probably the closest to tears of joy i've ever come.

Apart from that, it's all been chemicals - mdma, coke, mephedrone and any number of psychedelics can induce pure bliss.

sbsquarepants · 22-10-2019 1:34pm

the_pen_turner wrote: »

When you find a bar of chocolate or favourite snack under the seat of your car after forgetting you bought a few days before.

There's very little could compare to the unbridled joy of finding out that your kit kat was solid chocolate....back in the day when kit kats were edible that is. They're pure shíte now.

banie01 · 22-10-2019 1:35pm

sbsquarepants wrote: »

There's very little could compare to the unbridled joy of finding out that your kit kat was solid.

I'll see your solid chocolate Kit Kat and raise you a solid chocolate blue snack bar!!!!

Anus Von Skidmark · 22-10-2019 1:37pm

Hal3000 wrote: »

Decent crack ? It’s hardly a fine Whiskey now is it ?

It is very more-ish though.

Feisar wrote: »

Never found the bum bum the best orifice. Definitely a distant third.

I agree, the bum bum is definitely best when there's a distant turd. Last thing you want is to be ploughing mud.

sbsquarepants · 22-10-2019 1:38pm

I've never had the pleasure, but that does sound amazing alright!

Edit:

:D:D The blue snack bar, not the bum sex.
I've never been much of a fan!

punisher5112 · 22-10-2019 1:38pm

Riding a motorcycle and riding a fine lass....

dinorebel · 22-10-2019 1:38pm

Simi wrote: »

First time I got black out drunk as a kid. I just remember this feeling of warmth and euphoria. It never felt the same way again.

That warmth was you pissing yourself.

Anus Von Skidmark · 22-10-2019 1:42pm

dinorebel wrote: »

That warmth was you pissing yourself.

That warmth sadly turns cold very fast. The only way to warm back up is to crap yourself too.

spodoinkle · 22-10-2019 1:49pm

Speckled mitisbishis circa 1997, never been happier

Feisar · 22-10-2019 1:52pm

Anus Von Skidmark wrote: »

It is very more-ish though.

I agree, the bum bum is definitely best when there's a distant turd. Last thing you want is to be ploughing mud.

Class!

Chelle_C · 22-10-2019 1:58pm

Sex with my ex. I never realised how amazing it could be until I met him and was stunned and annoyed that I’d been missing out for so long.

Also my first festival with a bag of MDMA, that was a weekend I’ll never forget.
Mind blowing.

sbsquarepants · 22-10-2019 2:00pm

spodoinkle wrote: »

Speckled mitisbishis circa 1997, never been happier

They were good alright, but they were no snowballs

Ifevera wiztherewas · 22-10-2019 2:05pm

This one time at Bandcamp...

Arghus · 22-10-2019 2:07pm

Randall Mysterious Scabby wrote: »

Being really hungover and getting my hands on something sweet and liquid. Nearly cry from relief.

No one's said falling in love? Bunch of miserable undateables.

I thought about saying it, but I thought of pleasure as one of those intense things that comes and goes.

Wheras love is a like a semi permanent state of craziness, a good craziness of course.

OnTheCouch · 22-10-2019 2:19pm

When I was very young and innocent, and didn't realise exactly how the world worked, one or two times when a girl that I liked seemed to like me back, well this for a few hours made living on this planet feel like absolute heaven.

Nowadays, I don't know whether it's through age or wisdom, but even on the rare occasion where a beautiful lady appears to be curious about me, it's a nice feeling, but it never comes close to what I experienced in my younger days, which is a great shame really.

To come back to the question therefore, I would have to say the time I did a bungee jump. I suppose it was the realisation that if something went wrong I was screwed (I jumped over concrete as opposed to water) and that all that was between me and a very gory death was a rope tied around my ankles (obviously it's slightly more advanced, but this is what it felt like). After I completed the jump, I just wandered around for a few hours in a state of bliss thinking I could do anything. It was such an amazing sensation and once which I haven't experienced since.

JupiterKid · 22-10-2019 4:54pm

Good adventurous, intense and sweaty athletic sex is a hard one to beat...

But seeing the fruits of your research and wrtiting labours, those night up in the wee hours and getting stressed out as the deadline looms, finally get published gives me an amazing buzz...that sense of achievement, of completion.

Until the next time.

BarryD2 · 22-10-2019 4:57pm

mr_fegelien wrote: »

For me it was the first time taking xanax and codeine.

What a waste of a life..

Church on Tuesday · 22-10-2019 5:02pm

Proving people wrong.

Sardonicat · 22-10-2019 5:57pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

easi single and butter in white bread with a flask of sweet tea after four hours on the bog

If you're spending that long on the bog, it's time to switch to brown bread. Maybe shove a lettuce leaf and tomato on top of the easi single...

DJIMI TRARORE · 22-10-2019 6:08pm

When haven't pooed for 5/6 days and in rag order and bloated and stomach cramps cutting u in 2 and then the movement, good God pure bliss and the stomach fits back into ur trousers

Donnielighto · 22-10-2019 6:33pm

DJIMI TRARORE wrote: »

When haven't pooed for 5/6 days and in rag order and bloated and stomach cramps cutting u in 2 and then the movement, good God pure bliss and the stomach fits back into ur trousers

Man eat some greens.

dodderangler · 22-10-2019 6:34pm

Roast ham cooked slow for good few hours served with a side of steak strips that was blue.

Donnielighto · 22-10-2019 6:34pm

Getting into a bath, not too hot, when youre a bit sick and have chills is lovely.

22-10-2019 6:41pm

Deleted User wrote: »

easi single and butter in white bread with a flask of sweet tea after four hours on the bog

???

corner of hells · 22-10-2019 6:45pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

???

He's just saying he likes to bring a sandwich with him when he's going for a dump.

EmmetSpiceland · 22-10-2019 6:54pm

corner of hells wrote: »

He's just saying he likes to bring a sandwich with him when he's going for a dump.

But he doesn’t touch it until the four hours are up.

There’s no way he’s walking after that long though, my legs start to go “asleep” if I’m on there longer that 20 minutes.

Still waters · 22-10-2019 7:01pm

Anus Von Skidmark wrote: »

Ejaculating violently into the depths of a large-booty'd Brazilian lady's bowels.

I'm mildly disturbed by the mental image conjured up with your wonderful way with words

GG66 · 22-10-2019 7:03pm

Listening to sigur ros on morphine after a long day of pain in the emergency department.

Redneck Reject · 22-10-2019 7:06pm

Not to sound sappy, but for me was seeing my daughter being born. To date nothing has topped that, despite all the good things in my life since then.11 years on and she still fascinates me.

Snails pace · 22-10-2019 7:13pm

Getting into bed after putting new sheets on the bed. The feeling of pure pleasure sitting on the Jack's on a Sunday morning and letting rip after a feed of Guinness and maybe a taco chip from the night before.

shesty · 22-10-2019 7:15pm

The first shower after giving birth. ;-)

Four Phucs Ache · 22-10-2019 7:41pm

On a holiday in greece years ago, rented a jet ski about 9 in the evening, they were closing up so yer man said just be back by before 10, even though the fee was for 30 mins.

At about 9.30 with sun setting and after a good fast blast following the waves I was about 2 miles out bobbing up and and down sitting there.

I turned off the engine and just sat there, dominant dark blue/navy waves some reaching 15 feet blocking out the coast with each swell, the sound and foreverness of the ocean moving beneath me coupled with the smell of the air , fading heat on my face. I felt so powerless and powerful in awe at the same time because I chose to be here .

Simple but in the moment magical.

Galwayguy35 · 22-10-2019 8:51pm

A hot towel shave feels fairly good, well worth the extra few bob.

DJIMI TRARORE · 22-10-2019 9:06pm

Donnielighto wrote:

Man eat some greens.

kiki_the_third · 22-10-2019 9:34pm

Coming up fron ecstacy while I was walking down the stairs of a nightclub. All I felt was euphoria. All I could think was 'Everyone in this club is thinking about how cool I am' as they obliviously danced away.

Dr. Bre · 22-10-2019 9:35pm

When holding in a $hite for hours and hours. Pure ecstasy when it’s released

studdlymurphy · 22-10-2019 9:38pm

Winning a fake argument in my head after the fact.... can't beat that feeling

JupiterKid · 22-10-2019 9:59pm

GG66 wrote: »

Listening to sigur ros on morphine after a long day of pain in the emergency department.

That reminds me of the time I was administered a shot of morphine as I was prepped for a surgical procedure - it was only a few minutes before I was out cold on another shot of anaesthetic but those few short minutes were the closest to pure euphoria I had ever felt in my life.

brevity · 22-10-2019 10:09pm

Back in my sessioning days, I used to love leaving the club and heading for a house party..that buzzy walk was amazing. Off to be best friends with a random stranger..

More recently, a float tank. Super relaxing.

uch · 22-10-2019 10:48pm

Slightly overdid it on Ketamine once when I was a chizzler, slept/whacked for two days, but fúck me I felt great the day I woke up.

valoren · 22-10-2019 11:48pm

Winter. Christmas. Off work. Pyjamas. The room illuminated by the blazing fire alone. Lying under a warm blanket on the big couch with my bald head lying on my wife's lap. She tickles my head so sensually that I eventually fall into a badly needed and very prolonged deep "dead to the world" sleep. Bliss.

Sunny Disposition · 23-10-2019 12:07am

Seeing your child being born is probably as good as it gets, best I’ve found anyway.
Others might be sex when you are young and inexperienced. Never tried hard drugs other than alcohol, which admittedly is a demon, but the buzz you get the first time you ever have a few beers is pretty immense. Can never have it again though.
There’s something about speed too, some buzz in driving quickly, being on a rollercoaster or swimming in the Atlantic being flung around by huge waves.
Pleasure is very fleeting really.

OU812 · 23-10-2019 12:09am

Yer ma.

mr_fegelien · 23-10-2019 12:17am

Sunny Disposition wrote: »

Seeing your child being born is probably as good as it gets, best I’ve found anyway.
Others might be sex when you are young and inexperienced. Never tried hard drugs other than alcohol, which admittedly is a demon, but the buzz you get the first time you ever have a few beers is pretty immense. Can never have it again though.
There’s something about speed too, some buzz in driving quickly, being on a rollercoaster or swimming in the Atlantic being flung around by huge waves.
Pleasure is very fleeting really.

As I said regarding alcohol, it depletes endogenous opioid receptors in the brain over time with use so you need more to feel the same effect.

Really, if you want euphoria with drugs but not going too hard, try other GABAergic drugs, benzos, GHB, combining them with alcohol. I went on a flight to L.A. and I took 40mg of diazepam with two glasses of wine. I slept and then woke up with this comforting almost orgasmic feeling in my stomach/adrenals.
Never experience that on alcohol alone.

Best pleasure you've experienced?

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