nice try but it's more the spoken form that brings me out in a rash!
You know, like on a radio interview, Brendan o Connor or some sort of hack like that asks some super busy mother of 3 entrepreneur minor media personality about how she juggles kids and work and still manages to find time to do charity work, busk on o connell street and update her ****ing Insta while painting her nails and what does the "significant other do ..... like is he just sitting there in his boxers wearing an egg stained vest pulling the plums off himself most of the day
Then we get regaled about the minor successes the hubby has encountered in the back garden putting up a shed or dropping the kids off at training while yer one is simultaneously inventing a new form of yoga and writing a lifrstyle article for a Sunday supplement etc etc
But wouldn't it be great having a coffee with you and going hubby hubby hubby and top it off hubby he's great he's the best without your hubby you'd be nothing you'd be a lost soul in this world without hubby hubby hubby you'd be a failure. With all the twitching you'd be doing people would think you were mad or afflicted and remember concesus would be your poor hubby has a lot to put up with.