Super easy & quick vanilla cake - a Werewolf recipe

Baggly · 22-01-2019 9:42pm #1

Hello all,

Welcome to the vanilla cake werewolf game.

There is much consternation in the vanilla fairy village. Someone has stolen the magical gold vanilla cake mixer.

It can only be the work of two werewolves, who are hiding amongst the 9 of ye.

Ye must figure out who the wolves are before they munch ye all up. Werewolves arent the most punctual of folk, but i have a feeling they will strike during the night. I guess we will find out in the morning at exactly 10am.

This flavour has been brought to you by the phrase 'ye'.

Find the magical gold vanilla cake mixer and we will bake our way to victory! Its going to be nice and easy and super breasy!

NRV PM was 'You a nrv'. We have 6 normal villagers.

We have 2 wolves who get to request someone from the village gets eaten each night.

We have 1 seer who get to request a peek on anyone to find out if they are good or bad.

Munch at 10am, lynch at 9pm.

Lynch voting will be done on thread. YOU HAVE 1 VOTE PER DAY. YOU CAN ONLY VOTE ONCE AND THERE IS NO CHANGING YOUR MIND.

You can vote by posting #voteXXXX where the XXXX is replaced with the name of the person you wish to vote for.

Rules:
1. Dont cheat
2. In the event of a lynch vote tie: All tied players will be up for lynch with a new vote immediately following and to close at 10pm. This vote will be in public on thread in the format VOTE XXXX.
The tied players will lose the right to vote at this juncture. In the event of a second tie whoever was voted for first in the tiebreaker round will be lynched.
Please Note: All votes in the tied vote scenario are final - no redaction or withdrawal of votes will be allowed.
3. Are you dead? People are free to post in the thread until the lynch and munch kills are announced. You are not dead until a post in the game thread announces it. Once you are dead, please don't post in the game thread again. Dead players are also asked to NOT THANK POSTS IN THE GAME THREAD AFTER DEATH. You will be granted access to the deadroom where you can discuss the game.
4. No abuse of other players thanks. Boards has a no-abuse rule in place that is in effect in this forum as well. By all means, call people on dodgy behaviour, point out if they are being silly or behaving strangely, be aggressive in your approach; but DO NOT abuse another player. If you feel another player has stepped over a line, the first step is to ask them to stop; if they do not, please PM a forum mod (Sullivlo/Pter) or use the report button on the post in question. Forum mods will investigate and action any issues at an appropriate time, keeping the game mods informed of any actions as needed.
5. Village wins when wolves are dead. Wolves win when number of wolves matches number of remaining villagers.

Any questions please pm me.

Sign ups

Kitten K
sKeith
Kolido
Tritium
Quickbeam
Strawberry Milkshake
Mollyb60
Virtanen
Duff 'barred' man

You may all post now!

quickbeam · 22-01-2019 9:45pm

First?

quickbeam · 22-01-2019 9:45pm

Yes!!!!

quickbeam · 22-01-2019 9:47pm

We got a timeline for lynch and munches throughout tomorrow?

Any peeks between now and munch?

Baggly · 22-01-2019 9:49pm

I wont force you to go to PM for that one.

Normal munch time, normal lynch time. 1 of each per day.

If we reach Friday we will look at how to continue the game, but its a light and breezy game, so im not envisioning the 11 of us going hyper on posting, so it will all be grand and we will either speed day it, continue during the weekend or freeze the game.

Mollyb60 · 22-01-2019 9:50pm

Jasus you're very eager there QB? Overcompensating?

Baggly · 22-01-2019 9:55pm

Hello to the people reading this thread because of the misleading cake orientated title.

Virtanen · 22-01-2019 9:56pm

I love vanilla ice cream

Mollyb60 · 22-01-2019 9:57pm

I was a bit confused when I saw the title. This is gonna send the foodies nuts.

sKeith · 22-01-2019 10:04pm

Vanilla Cake Recipe
Ingredients

1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
vannila extract
4 large eggs
nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Johnnie Walker

Instructions

Sample the Johnnie Walker to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
Make sure the whisky is still OK. Try another cup.
Turn off the mixerer.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a sh1t.
Check the whisky. Now add some vanilla extract and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or something. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven and piss in the fridge.
Turn the cake tin 350 defrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl through the f**king window.
Check the whisky again and go to bed.

quickbeam · 22-01-2019 10:07pm

Pter wrote: »

I wont force you to go to PM for that one.

Normal munch time, normal lynch time. 1 of each per day.

If we reach Friday we will look at how to continue the game, but its a light and breezy game, so im not envisioning the 11 of us going hyper on posting, so it will all be grand and we will either speed day it, continue during the weekend or freeze the game.

Ohhh, I thought this was a live game. Okay, silly me. Carry on.

quickbeam · 22-01-2019 10:08pm

Mollyb60 wrote: »

Jasus you're very eager there QB? Overcompensating?

Nope. You?

Mollyb60 · 22-01-2019 10:14pm

quickbeam wrote: »

Nope. You?

Nah. I'm pure as snow this game.

sKeith wrote: »

Vanilla Cake Recipe
Ingredients

1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
vannila extract
4 large eggs
nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Johnnie Walker

Cups? you ****ing yank.

Baggly · 22-01-2019 10:15pm

Cups = legit

Mollyb60 · 22-01-2019 10:16pm

Baking is an exact science. You can't use cups. What if your cup is bigger than my cup?

sKeith · 22-01-2019 10:16pm

Mollyb60 wrote: »

Nah. I'm pure as snow this game.

Cups? you ****ing yank.

to be fair, i just ripped that off, and substituted lemon juice with vanilla extract and christmas with vanilla

Baggly · 22-01-2019 10:18pm

Mollyb60 wrote:

Baking is an exact science. You can't use cups. What if your cup is bigger than my cup?

We have baking cups that are exact measurements. Isn't that what everyone has?

Baggly · 22-01-2019 10:20pm

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07KG1RN8H/ref=cm_sw_r_wa_apa_i_UJ4rCb22KRZ1C

Mollyb60 · 22-01-2019 10:24pm

Pter wrote: »

We have baking cups that are exact measurements. Isn't that what everyone has?

I also have a weighing scales that is still more accurate than using 'cups' as a form of measurement.
Now get outta here you filthy yank!

tritium · 22-01-2019 10:29pm

Evening all.

Evening quick

Evening Mollywolf

Other wolf still to post so?

tritium · 22-01-2019 10:30pm

sKeith wrote: »

Vanilla Cake Recipe
Ingredients

1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
vannila extract
4 large eggs
nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Johnnie Walker

Instructions

Sample the Johnnie Walker to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
Make sure the whisky is still OK. Try another cup.
Turn off the mixerer.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a sh1t.
Check the whisky. Now add some vanilla extract and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or something. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven and piss in the fridge.
Turn the cake tin 350 defrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl through the f**king window.
Check the whisky again and go to bed.

Loving the cake recipe.....

.... needs more Johnnie Walker though

Mollyb60 · 22-01-2019 10:30pm

tritium wrote: »

Evening all.

Evening quick

Evening Mollywolf

Other wolf still to post so?

Ah you're late to the party Trit. Conferring in your backroom with your fellow wolf? Or is it keith seeing as how you failed to acknowledge him?

I will give this to you though, Mollywolf is damn catchy.

Baggly · 22-01-2019 10:38pm

OP UPDATED.

Mollyb60 · 22-01-2019 10:40pm

Right so are we getting any clues about where this magical mixer is? Does the thief's name begin with a T?

Baggly · 22-01-2019 10:41pm

If you whistle the tune of eye of the tiger you will find the magical mixer.

Baggly · 22-01-2019 10:42pm

Oh no wait the wolves have erected a whistle proof towel around the mixer. ****e.

Baggly · 22-01-2019 10:44pm

OP REUPDATED WITH THE CORRECT NUMBER OF PLAYERS

sKeith · 22-01-2019 10:44pm

8 = 6v2 >munch >
5V2 >lynch wrong > 4v2 > munch > 3v2
lynch wrong we lose.

If we lynch wrong twice its game over, so we can only afford 1 mislynch.

Baggly · 22-01-2019 10:45pm

There are 9 players.

Mollyb60 · 22-01-2019 10:46pm

Great, don't lynch me so and we'll be graaaaaaaaaaaand.

It's always useful when the game mod knows how many players are actually playing the game. :rolleyes:

sKeith · 22-01-2019 10:46pm

grrr

8 = 7v2 >munch >
6V2 >lynch wrong > 5v2 > munch > 4v2
lynch wrong we still lose.

If we lynch wrong twice its game over, so we can only afford 1 mislynch.

-- it stood up to the change

Super easy & quick vanilla cake - a Werewolf recipe

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