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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Getting used to it can take up to 24 hours!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    I am so great


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    How great is so great?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,965 ✭✭✭Liamalone


    Are you allowed to fart in here? They don't smell if that matters


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yes, but it must be into a freezer bag so that they may be harnessed as a source of power in our self-sustaining future, after the elder gods have destroyed all power plants and consumed the radioactive materials.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    Star Lord wrote: »
    How great is so great?

    so great that my jet fuel melts steel beams


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Before or after its ignited? If it's before, then kudos to you. Is it Xenomorph blood? It is, isn't it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    Star Lord wrote: »
    Before or after its ignited? If it's before, then kudos to you. Is it Xenomorph blood? It is, isn't it?

    just by sight alone.

    ban me again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Ignite on sight,
    like a torch in the night.

    I think I might.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    They simplly do not make crazy like they did in the olde dayz.

    In protest I shall fall upon my pointiest pencil.

    Henceforth I will be enforcing a strict code of madness within the cuckoo's nest.

    Meet BATMAN, who shall be on patrol on opposite tuesdays and melancholy thursdays.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I love him, when he's not working/on patrol, I shall sit him upon his favourite cushion and feed him bean lard!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts




    Immunity to stupidity eh, it works! I tried this morning to buy a euromillions ticket but I was told I cannot buy tickets without any moneys.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Delicious!!!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    i wish michael noonan would cook socks in hell


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I'm not really sure that would achieve anything though!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Deep fried socks? I'll have it.

    No more questions Your Honor.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Salt and vinegar on those?

    And why do they leave us Johnny? Is it because of that thing I did to all those innocent people?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    I didn't leave I've just been keeping an eye on things from the heavens. One can exit our dear nest, but one can never leave.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Starlord you're being summoned!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yeth mathter?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Just called to say I loooovvvveeee yoooooou
    My darling please I'll always loooovvvveeee yoooouuuuu

    Doo doo doo

    *Guitar solo*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always tolerate youuuuuuuuuuoooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Dear Lord.

    What happened to our little ****hole?

    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Dear peon,

    I wish I knew. One minute you're reveling in nonsense, held aloft in a sea of lovely abuse from the elder God (Iä Sarky!)

    The next minute you're being interviewed by the person below you.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Them was good, horrible days my friend. The golden age of this nest. We need to bring back the absurd.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,965 ✭✭✭Liamalone


    Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk
    And said goodbye to the circus
    Off she went with a trumpety-trump

    Trump, Trump , Trump


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Where you going Nelly? Why do you always leave me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Dry Roasted Peanuts:

    Ingredients: Peanuts, Dry roasted flavour


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Caution: may contain nuts


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 279 ✭✭Stravos Murphy


    Winner alright


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Chicken, chicken, winner dinner!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Your username is an anagram of Tar Lords.

    <3 Tar


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    You think that's accidental?

    <<<333 Tar!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Is Tar dead? I heard she was dead. I hope this is not so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Rumours of her demise have been greatly exaggerated. She's still strutting her sexy stuff.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    I am still the Hitler of the time. This Hitler has only one objective: justice for his people, sovereignty for his people, recognition of the independence of his people and their rights over their resources. If that is Hitler, then let me be Hitler tenfold. Ten times, that is what we stand for.

    robert mugabe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    more like 5 fold I think...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    it is better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for , than a woman to deny you a hole she didn't drill

    robert


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    That particular piece of nonsense reminds me of the number 13 for some reason...

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    Dear Sir:

    I have been requested by the N-gerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The N-gerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for soil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equalizing US$40,000,000,000. The N-gerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of soil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the N-gerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

    You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of N-geria, in moving these funds out of N-geria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the N-gerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the N-gerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 billion of this amount.

    However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a N-gerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of N-geria.

    If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in prison in Legos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain shady officials of the Central Bank of N-geria.

    Please call me at your earliest convenience at 421. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the N-gerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it. To apply for a visa pleases reply with your bank account number and sorting code, or you can take a picture of yourself holding your credit card.

    Yours truly,

    Prince Southcentralts.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I tried to go to the bank of legos like you said, brought my credit cards, phones and monies (pictured below) yet they would not take my deposit. Instead, they gave me a deposit-ion, and said I've to explain my story in front of the judge of logos...
    Fig. 1: cards and cash
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    Fig. 2: me, today
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    Don't worry about a thing my friend, I am a most proficient lawer, and not to mention a good friend to the court, I have been there many times, and know everyone by name. For the reasonable sum of 50 millions of dollars, I am confident I can secure you a private cell with a window.
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    Though such privilege will not make many friends for you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    That looks like the window in your dad's bedroom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Your mayoesty, I didn't realise you'd been fraternising with "The Enemy"(TM), and hanging around outside my dad's window again! You should have told me! I'd have come out to sell you popcorn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    The cheesy kind?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 353 ✭✭Creative83


    Hi


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Oh hai! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 353 ✭✭Creative83


    Hi again


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