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Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

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    #662
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


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    #663
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    sNarah wrote: »
    *sticks toe into thread*

    *looks around suspiciously*

    *thinks nobody saw me*

    *will delete post just in case*

    *Sarky probably isn't paying any attention anways...*

    *but if he his, he might ban me... Must have the bunnyhoppers and whiskey ready for blackmailing purposes...*

    *okbyethx*
    Noes! :(

    sNarah banned :(


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    #664
    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

    UNDO!!!!!



    It's not permanent, is it...?


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    #665
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sarky wrote: »
    Noes! :(

    sNarah banned :(

    what the hell is wrong with you woman!!!! :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

    :(


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    #666
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Did someone say pasta? I love pasta. Get me some now. NOW!


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    #667
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    I like pasta myself... rice too!


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    #668
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    No foxt, whyyy?


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    #669
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    Well, u know....it's just...Nice & stuff.

    I like pasta cold with a salad & some vinaigrette. I like it hot with chili con carne. Its something you can eat all year round, really, not like, say, strawberries.

    Like with strawberries if its not summer you know they have been imported & then you start wondering about where they are imported from & do they use black babies to pick them - nothin wrong with black babies I gave them loads of pennies when I was small & everything - but I worry they might be exploited for the strawberry picking. So I dont buy strawberries out of season. Except at Christmas. And then I cross my fingers cos its for just that one time so should be Ok.

    But no worries like that with pasta! Tis great. & I love Italy too, went on holiday there a few years back. Saw the leaning tower of Pisa & then we went on to Florence & Venice twas great. But the best part was the young hottie at the keycamp swimming pool every day around midday singing the 'bunchawahwah' song. Feckin brilliant she was.

    So anyway, I guess I like pasta so much cos it isn't seasonal & reminds me of Italy & the bunchawahwah hottie.

    Does that all make sense?


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    #670
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    Oh. Shite


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    #671
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    Hmm I should be OK. Cuz I am not extremely stupid. If I was, sure the whole internetz wouldnt permit me to post here. Cos they have packet throttlers & Mac address filters & AVG virus all to keep the extreme stupid people away.

    Hi Sarky! I'd like to met you, I'd say your an intelligent fella like meself. Would you fancy a pint sometime?


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    #672
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    s'funny, sNarah hasnt posted here in a while.

    hmmmmm


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    #673
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    But Fago posts here all the time. He is surely thicker than sNarah.
    Hmmmm.


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    #674
    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Gee, there sure is a lot of banter going on in this thread!

    teeheeheehee!








    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


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    #675
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,793 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    FoxT wrote: »
    But Fago posts here all the time. He is surely thicker than sNarah.
    Hmmmm.
    yes, but Fago like myself has immunity to being banned for posting here.


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    #676
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    But sure he isnt a mod?

    Is he?


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    #677
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,793 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    You should read the charter, especially this part:
    Here is the current list of people who can post in the "post here to get banned" thread without reprisal. TCN moderators are, of course, also exempt. So are admin types, at least until we figure out a way to get around their omnipotence.
    • Jezza. SHE'S MAD!
    • Cyberwolf77 - HE TUK YURR JUUUURB!
    • Fago! - He eats lightning, craps thunder, and never gets to sit comfortably as a result.
    • Toasty113 - He WAS the droid you were looking for!
    • fozzle - SPOOOOOOOOOOOON!
    • Deki - She showed us the TRUE meaning of Kwanza!
    • Squarewave- He showed us that mind-altering drugs have no adverse effects at all, on anyone!


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    #678
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    The divil is always in the small print. Feck.:(


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    #679
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,793 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Well, least it not a permanent ban.


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    #680
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Or IS IT???

    *dramatic chord*


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    #681
    bobblepuzzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭bobblepuzzle


    Sarky wrote: »
    Or IS IT???

    *dramatic chord*

    Don't think it is... :)


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    #682
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well, you called my bluff. But 3 months is still rather a long time.


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    #683
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    FoxT wrote: »
    But Fago posts here all the time. He is surely thicker than sNarah.
    Hmmmm.

    :/


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    #684
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    In keeping with the spirit of Christmas*, Daemos' one year ban has been overturned. Let's see how long it takes him to post here again.

    *Also he offered me expensive luxury electronics.


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    #685
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Daemo who?


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    #686
    Paddy The Pirate
    Registered Users Posts: 332 ✭✭Paddy The Pirate


    I'm new to this forum :) How does it work ? :pac:


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    #687
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    1. Read the charter.

    2. ???

    3. PROFIT!


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    #688
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    You just banned a pirate! You must hate God! Or else he owes you money. Sensible nonsense right there!

    :) <
    Ooh a smily!!


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    #689
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Pirates ain't all that. Nor ninjas. Haberdashers are where it's AT.


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    #690
    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    There was a haberdasher on top of the wardrobe the other day.. I had to poke it down with a curtain pole and catch it in the washing basket.

    NEVER AGAIN.


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    #691
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I'll not have a bad word about ninjas Sarky!! Do it again and I will literally kill you until you're dead from it!

    DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!!!!???!?!?!


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