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Squarewave · 29-01-2011 1:41am

Toast is my favourite kind of bread!

Toasty113 · 29-01-2011 1:43am

Have you ever bought the Toastie brand of bread and then toasted it? Toast Squared! It causes a tear in the fabric of reality

Squarewave · 29-01-2011 2:00am

I've caused enough tears in the fabric of reality as is.. >.>

I think I'm between 2.15 and 2.30 minutes. Any less is a waste of bread, any more is risking carbon poisoning..

Toasty113 · 29-01-2011 2:10am

Squarewave wrote: »

I've caused enough tears in the fabric of reality as is.. >.>

I think I'm between 2.15 and 2.30 minutes. Any less is a waste of bread, any more is risking carbon poisoning..

But carbon tastes awesome! And gives you super powers!

Cant really say where I am. I aint that tan really

Storminateacup · 29-01-2011 2:10am

45 second looks good!

Squarewave · 29-01-2011 2:20am

45 seconds?! That's not toast, that's warm bread!

Squarewave · 29-01-2011 2:21am

Dammit, now I really want toast..

Storminateacup · 29-01-2011 2:24am

Me too. Make me some

no butter. tekkit out when its just about to tan!

Toasty113 · 29-01-2011 2:26am

3 times in one night? Score!

Storminateacup · 29-01-2011 2:29am

are you sayin you could go all night?

Toasty113 · 29-01-2011 2:32am

Depends where we are going

Squarewave · 29-01-2011 2:32am

Storminateacup wrote: »

Me too. Make me some no butter. tekkit out when its just about to tan!

Meh, the toasters too far away..
Anyway, I have a drawer full o' wine gums here.

*ponders about wine gums on toast*

Squarewave · 29-01-2011 2:34am

Toasty113 wrote: »

Depends where we are going

LLAMALAND?!

Storminateacup · 29-01-2011 2:36am

I would totally kill myself with those right now. For real.

MAJOR CRAVING!

jellybeaned toast.

Toasty113 · 29-01-2011 2:40am

Squarewave wrote: »

LLAMALAND?!

Oh hell yes! I'll get the batmobile!

P.S. Jellybean toast...DOnt know why but it sounds really good

Squarewave · 29-01-2011 2:42am

Corned beef + toast ...

*TOASTGASM*

Storminateacup · 29-01-2011 2:52am

Balsamic vinegar and strawberries.

Fago! · 30-01-2011 4:35pm

Ya know the expression ZOMG!!! What does the Z stand for?

Sarky · 30-01-2011 8:52pm

Herpes.

Fago! · 31-01-2011 5:43pm

THAT BITCH!

she'll pay dearly for lying to me!

BTW Sarky have you got a loan of a gun...................... just to look at it y'know?

Fago! · 04-02-2011 5:42pm

Baby spice was my favourite!

Storminateacup · 04-02-2011 5:56pm

Spice girls were for LOSERS.
Though, throughout my teenage years, I yearned for VB's booty. Or lack thereof!

Ke$ha is where its mothafugin at. I love that bitch. Its like shes been inside my head. I wanna make her my bff.

Whiskey in her handbag? I can get behind that.

I WOULD get behind that. UHYEHYEH. <insert perv>

Fago! · 04-02-2011 9:45pm

....HMM? Oh sorry storm... I was thinking about soup!

Storminateacup · 04-02-2011 9:47pm

what kind of soup??

i feel so FAT. I just chowed down pretty much everything that wasnt nailed down.

Fago! · 04-02-2011 10:01pm

Chicken soup! mmm

Like as in water with 18 live chickens in it

Storminateacup · 14-02-2011 11:07pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH1Gt3vcKUE lmaoooo

oh man i feel old. i miss these boys

growing up SUCKS

No mo' knacker drinkin.. no more car cruises. No more being wrecked.

edit: wow i really effed that link up..

Fago! · 14-02-2011 11:11pm

Who says no more knacker drinkin?!?!?

Storminateacup · 14-02-2011 11:23pm

I THINK OBAMA SHOULD TAKE IT OFF

Fago! · 14-02-2011 11:34pm

Being responsible and not being an idiot doesn't make you old.

Wrinkles and arthuritis makes you old.

And with my knee riddled with rthuritis, I'm haflway to the grave!

Storminateacup · 15-02-2011 12:52am

and with my wrinkles, we're pretty much there with one foot in the grave.

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