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Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

Sarky · 2009-07-21 13:36:52

The Extreme Stupidity Filter is back by popular demand. Bans ARE RANDOM, although if you want a longer ban, just mention it in your post or PM one of the mods, and we'll see to your request ASAP. Thanks, The management. NOTE: Moderators of The Cuckoo's Nest are exempt. We just can't ban eachother, no matter how hard I tr-…

21-07-2009 1:36pm

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The Extreme Stupidity Filter is back by popular demand.

Bans ARE RANDOM, although if you want a longer ban, just mention it in your post or PM one of the mods, and we'll see to your request ASAP.

Thanks,
The management.

NOTE:

Moderators of The Cuckoo's Nest are exempt. We just can't ban eachother, no matter how hard I tr- WE try.

Other users may be given ban immunity in this thread for contributing in a significant fashion to "teh silly". A list of such people will be kept in the Charter.

There are many, many people who decided they'd had enough of TCN and asked previous overlord amp to permaban them in the original thread. Seeing as that thread has disappeared completely, I'm offering an amnesty for previously banned folk. Drop me Damo or Tar a PM and plead your case, and we might just let you back in to this haven of silleh.

AHA! I found the original thread! That there is the daddy of them all. Amp permanently banned everyone who posted on that thread, save for a few souls he granted immunity, and the admins. He never, ever lifted a single ban, either. You kids really don't know how easy you have it.

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#2 21-07-2009 3:33pm

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:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p!

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#3 21-07-2009 3:40pm

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There we go. See you in two weeks. Thank you for your custom.

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#4 21-07-2009 4:41pm

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G'WAN MUNSTER!!!!!!

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#5 21-07-2009 4:49pm

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Does this mean we can use the prison forum? My wildest dreams...

+1 lol123456

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#6 21-07-2009 5:07pm

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I'm afraid you'd have to be site-banned to post in Prison.

At this point I'd like to remind you that using a second Boards.ie account to get around a ban is a site-bannable offense.

Anyway, lol123456 and jumpguy have been banned, as per their wishes. Thanks guys, happy to help.

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#7 22-07-2009 5:11pm

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PENIS~

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#8 22-07-2009 5:13pm

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I can see why amp started the original thread. This is fun! ^_^

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#9 22-07-2009 6:43pm

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What's the story with this place, anyway?

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#10 22-07-2009 6:47pm

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Fremen wrote: »

What's the story with this place, anyway?

What's the story with your face..........................

see what i did there, genius or what:rolleyes:

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#11 22-07-2009 7:40pm

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Its too quiet in the cn, and I was promised 74 virgins, if i came in here, by this bloke with a tea towel on his head.......was that Sparky ?

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#12 22-07-2009 9:45pm

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Go on...ban me!

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#13 22-07-2009 9:49pm

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:-)

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#14 22-07-2009 9:52pm

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abouttobebanned wrote: »

:-)

Quality!!

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#15 23-07-2009 12:07am

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Blimey, I wasn't expecting the extreme stupidity filter to be so popular! Sorry for the wait, guys, I had a few errands in town to run and a pizza to eat. All sorted now, Enjoy your bans!

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#16 23-07-2009 12:09am

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Hit me Sarky baby, hit me good, hit like you paid for me

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#17 23-07-2009 12:11am

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Never let it be said that I shied away from administering a good spanking. Enjoy the ban orestes, see you soon! xxx

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#18 23-07-2009 1:29am

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3 years please, hit me like a red headed stepchild.

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#19 23-07-2009 1:30am

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Damn it, I can't do it!

It only goes up to one year

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#20 23-07-2009 1:34am

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Don't worry, I got around it by retroactively changing the rules. Ain't modship grand. Everyone should read the new rules.

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#21 23-07-2009 1:35am

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Damn your giant red note, I'll bane you yet!

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#22 23-07-2009 1:36am

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TO MARTHA!!

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#23 23-07-2009 1:38am

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Dave147 wrote: »

TO MARTHA!!

Thanks, you've just popped my cherry

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#24 23-07-2009 8:15pm

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Bar keep....I say! Bar keep!!! A pint of your finest ban please...........

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#25 23-07-2009 8:20pm

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I have given you a pint of the good stuff.

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#26 24-07-2009 1:01am

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Added an amnesty for victims of the original banning thread. Being let back into the Nest is NOT guarenteed, but if you make a good case to Tar or myself, our shrivelled, blackened withered hearts might just melt a little bit and grant you access again.

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#27 24-07-2009 9:02pm

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#28 24-07-2009 9:27pm

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I'll have a ban. Sure ban barleybooley also, she's in my sig after all.

/looks forward to sexy prison fantasy with barleybooley

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#29 24-07-2009 9:32pm

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Happy to oblige, although I'm afraid if you want me to ban barleybooley then barleybooley is going to have to post in this thread.

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#30 24-07-2009 9:33pm

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BITE MY SACK!!!!

wOOOOOOOOOOOt!!!!

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#31 24-07-2009 10:05pm

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If by "bite my sack" you mean "please sir, can I be banned?", then of course! Have fun!

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#32 24-07-2009 10:14pm

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:eek:You **** stabing , matress munching , fudge packing , pillow biting , sausage jockey , alterboy raping , pencil dick

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#33 24-07-2009 10:24pm

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Once your ban for personal abuse is up I'll see about your 2 week ban for posting here. Have a nice day!

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#34 26-07-2009 11:18am

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hehe I can see you guys enjoying this for quite some time

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#35 26-07-2009 4:21pm

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Curse your sexy admin access rights, Sparky! I'll find a way!

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#36 30-07-2009 1:39am

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Sarky wrote: »

I'm offering an amnesty for previously banned folk. Drop me or Tar a PM and plead your case, and we might just let you back in to this haven of silleh.

quite a few people sent me pm's in the last few months asking for 'in' again. i was feeling generous. good to see this thread back again

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#37 30-07-2009 12:02pm

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suck my sh1t guys!!!

im a goin on a boardss holiday!!

que song were all going on a summer holiday!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ0CFXSh_iY

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#38 30-07-2009 1:40pm

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enjoy your holiday... banned.

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#39 05-08-2009 2:06am

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This month, I'm going to ban people for d10+4 days. How lucky do you feel?

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#40 05-08-2009 2:18am

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Now this looks like my kind of place.

Can I impose my rules of etiquette and ideas and whatever else around here before I sign the contract for your gang?
:D:D:D:D:D:D

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#41 05-08-2009 2:22am

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I'm afraid not. See you in...

*rolls die*

... 10 days.

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#42 05-08-2009 2:43am

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EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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#43 05-08-2009 2:44am

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Ooh, you just get a week, you lucky devil. Also, I'm deleting your post for legal reasons.

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#44 05-08-2009 9:20pm

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Hello,
I was wondering if i could have another ban?

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#45 05-08-2009 11:48pm

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Of course you may!

*rolls*

Ooh, a 10. That means you get 2 weeks. Have fun!

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#46 05-08-2009 11:54pm

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Oh I already banned him, but you probably made it hours longer, muahaha!

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#47 05-08-2009 11:56pm

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We should never consult on these things ever for comic effect.

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#48 06-08-2009 12:36am

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Consulting is for the thoughtful!

Now wherewas I...who to randomly ban next...

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#49 06-08-2009 2:35pm

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me me me

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#50 06-08-2009 2:44pm

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Hi, in new here and hope to make many friends

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#51 06-08-2009 2:49pm

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Please don't ban me:(

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