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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • #32
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    anna080 wrote: »
    This isn't a facebook quote but I was out last night and met my cousin who I grew up with but haven't seen for about five years because she moved to Australia. She's home for a few weeks and I saw her out last night and I said hi to her, I was met with a blank stare as she had no idea who I was. Once I reminded her she said "oh ya ha sure you're not on facebook are ya". Kinda sad really that if you're not on facebook some people forget you even exist.

    I was going to read that but when I realised you're not on facebook, I didn't bother...


  • #33
    Nialinius
    Registered Users Posts: 15 ✭Nialinius


    Sick of these fake statuses on fakebook

    The irony...


  • #34
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,951 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Nialinius wrote: »
    The irony...


    Be careful they don't think Irony is a new word for ironing...

    Like Telpis :D


  • #35
    skirtgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭skirtgirl


    "Some rare yolks around dis town haha !!
    Share
    8 people like this."
    Eight people obviously have found really rare egg yolks so maybe they are not so rare...?


  • #36
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Where do ye find these scobes! They can't be real can they?


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  • #37
    skirtgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭skirtgirl


    efb wrote: »
    Where do ye find these scobes! They can't be real can they?
    They can be found easily through acquaintances on fb. Click click click and before you know it all these crazy statuses are on your page.


  • #38
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    skirtgirl wrote: »
    They can be found easily through acquaintances on fb. Click click click and before you know it all these crazy statuses are on your page.

    I tried. Only spoof pages


  • #39
    skirtgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭skirtgirl


    efb wrote: »
    I tried. Only spoof pages

    Efb you are lucky in that case. They do exist.
    Edit. This thread wouldn't exist without them. Bow to all them people.


  • #40
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    Lisha wrote: »
    So this fine upstanding citizen is waiting for a baby to be born, so she can tell all and sundry, that the child is an ugly fatherless child with a skank for a mother .

    Those poor children haven't a chance :(

    The one who wrote it is having a baby a week before me, she's broken up with the father very publicly numerous times. All the drama aired over Facebook, then a day later 'love you with all my heart, doin wats best for dr baby'

    This other bird said she was going to kick the baby out of her. These people are a different species. They think they're all model parents too, it's really worrying.


  • #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    dave3004 wrote: »
    'Just walked into a shop just there where an elderly homeless man sat with a paper cup as dirty as a bin he prob found it in. Bought a 5 litre bottle of water €2.00 4 apples €0.75 handed them to the elderly homeless man. Seeing the smile on his face priceless. #everylittlehelps'

    A good friend committed the above crime. There's just so much to Enjoy...I don't know where to start.

    We will start with the shameless self promotion. But that's everywhere so it can be somewhat overlooked.

    But the MasterCard and Tescos branding tag lines are amazing and completely unintentional !!

    The repetition the the man was elderly/homeless.

    The fact he bought him 4 apples!!

    What's not to love about this post !!!

    Hijacking the plight of homeless on Facebook was so 2014.

    I think sick children is the one these days. And anyone missing for more than 5 minutes.


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  • #42
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    anna080 wrote: »
    This isn't a facebook quote but I was out last night and met my cousin who I grew up with but haven't seen for about five years because she moved to Australia. She's home for a few weeks and I saw her out last night and I said hi to her, I was met with a blank stare as she had no idea who I was. Once I reminded her she said "oh ya ha sure you're not on facebook are ya". Kinda sad really that if you're not on facebook some people forget you even exist.

    I've had uncles walk past me without saying hello, and I'm talking about blood relative uncles.


  • #43
    gutenberg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 984 ✭✭✭gutenberg


    Maybe not the dumbest one out there, but this one (and the comments underneath) made me laugh:

    Girl 1:Ok. How many children does the queen have? And is her husband still alive? I'm so confused

    Followed by comments such as:

    Girl 2: Prince Philip is very much alive.

    Girl 1: So how is she the queen then? Why don't we have a king?

    ...

    Girl 1: Why is the queen dating a prince and not a king?

    Girl 1: Is Prince William the queen's son?

    It just went on & on from there. However, this final comment made me giggle:

    Guy 1: In answer to your questions:
    - The Queen has never had any children. New royals are generated at appropriate intervals by slightly modifying one of a warehouse of cloned royal embryos.
    - Prince Philip was never alive.


  • #44
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    efb wrote: »
    Where do ye find these scobes! They can't be real can they?

    Honestly! While this thread gets a great laugh on occasion, it's also tremendously depressing.


  • #45
    sadie06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,706 ✭✭✭sadie06


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    Honestly! While this thread gets a great laugh on occasion, it's also tremendously depressing.

    FB has to be the Jeremy Kyle's production team's first call when recruiting for each series. It practically does their job for them!


  • #46
    sara1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 117 ✭✭sara1


    This post has been deleted.


  • #47
    Nialinius
    Registered Users Posts: 15 ✭Nialinius


    Pretty much anything from "hope your ok hun xx" page :P


  • #48
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Someone on my feed has the following quote:
    If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. ...Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.

    Aside from the whiff of sub-Marilyn Monroe bullshít, it's also attributed to that noted feminist and not-at-all-a-dirty-dog-poon-hound Bob Marley :pac:


  • #49
    Teacher23
    Registered Users Posts: 120 ✭✭Teacher23


    "What kinda muppet young1 still sucks on a doody nd her 20yrs of age. Grow up fool!!!"

    Doody, eh?


  • #50
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    I seen stuff published today that indicates a new "game" has started on facebook! It's called Game of 72 and it's where teenagers/others are daring each other to disappear for 72 hours without letting relatives or friends know where they are, if they can stay out of sight for 72 hours they have succeeded! What a bloody stupid pitiful thing to dare anyone to do! Can you just imagine the despair that families must go through when this happens? and think of the danger that young people are putting themselves in during this 72 hour "disappearance" ! Any young person out there reading this I want you to understand the awful fear a parent feels when they don't get a text in a 24 hour period from their kid, it is indescribable, please never put your loved ones through this, it's impossible to be ever right again after a fear like that! Idiots that dare teenagers to do this sort of crap are terribly unhappy, sad and angry people and need to make others the same. if you need to talk to someone, do that and if you have time on your hands I'm sure your community could do with your help. STAY SAFE!

    Dumb kids


  • #51
    brandnewaward
    Registered Users Posts: 438 ✭✭brandnewaward


    how d'ya like dem apples :0


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  • #52
    brandnewaward
    Registered Users Posts: 438 ✭✭brandnewaward


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "hoo strawberry dakirries in the tunderoad cafy on a georgous bank holiday sure what else would ya be doin wha"

    Accompanied by the obligatory photo of said "dakirries".

    seriously contemplating returning to education maybe?


  • #53
    Undergod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    'love you with all my heart, doin wats best for dr baby'

    ... They think they're all model parents too, it's really worrying.

    Hey if their baby is a doctor, who am I judge?


  • #54
    retro:electro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    My friend just showed me this
    "Poor donnas after takin a razor to her eyebrowns an the communion saherday"


  • #55
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    anna080 wrote: »
    My friend just showed me this
    "Poor donnas after takin a razor to her eyebrowns an the communion saherday"

    If only scientists would invent some sort of eyebrow pencil between now and ''Saherday''


  • #56
    retro:electro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Imagine the poor child up at the altar in her big puffy dress with not an "eyebrown" in sight!


  • #57
    Loughc
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 24,974 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    anna080 wrote: »
    My friend just showed me this
    "Poor donnas after takin a razor to her eyebrowns an the communion saherday"

    Does that mean if it was a boy it was have been sahisday? :P


  • #58
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    anna080 wrote: »
    Imagine the poor child up at the altar in her big puffy dress with not an "eyebrown" in sight!

    From a lowbrow event to a no brow one.


  • #59
    Woshy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,429 ✭✭✭Woshy


    anna080 wrote: »
    saherday"

    This actually physically upsets me. Why, just why?!

    Although after reading this (and the previous) thread I sometimes think of "Telpis" and chuckle to myself. It's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen!


  • #60
    RonanP77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,182 ✭✭✭RonanP77


    Woshy wrote:
    Although after reading this (and the previous) thread I sometimes think of "Telpis" and chuckle to myself. It's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen!


    What's Telpis?


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  • #61
    johnny osbourne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,017 ✭✭✭johnny osbourne


    whats strawberry dakirries?


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