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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • Registered Users Posts: 438 ✭✭brandnewaward


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "hoo strawberry dakirries in the tunderoad cafy on a georgous bank holiday sure what else would ya be doin wha"

    Accompanied by the obligatory photo of said "dakirries".

    seriously contemplating returning to education maybe?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    'love you with all my heart, doin wats best for dr baby'

    ... They think they're all model parents too, it's really worrying.

    Hey if their baby is a doctor, who am I judge?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    My friend just showed me this
    "Poor donnas after takin a razor to her eyebrowns an the communion saherday"


  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    anna080 wrote: »
    My friend just showed me this
    "Poor donnas after takin a razor to her eyebrowns an the communion saherday"

    If only scientists would invent some sort of eyebrow pencil between now and ''Saherday''


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Imagine the poor child up at the altar in her big puffy dress with not an "eyebrown" in sight!


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 24,974 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    anna080 wrote: »
    My friend just showed me this
    "Poor donnas after takin a razor to her eyebrowns an the communion saherday"

    Does that mean if it was a boy it was have been sahisday? :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    anna080 wrote: »
    Imagine the poor child up at the altar in her big puffy dress with not an "eyebrown" in sight!

    From a lowbrow event to a no brow one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,429 ✭✭✭Woshy


    anna080 wrote: »
    saherday"

    This actually physically upsets me. Why, just why?!

    Although after reading this (and the previous) thread I sometimes think of "Telpis" and chuckle to myself. It's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,182 ✭✭✭RonanP77


    Woshy wrote:
    Although after reading this (and the previous) thread I sometimes think of "Telpis" and chuckle to myself. It's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen!


    What's Telpis?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,017 ✭✭✭johnny osbourne


    whats strawberry dakirries?


  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    RonanP77 wrote: »
    What's Telpis?

    Apparently it's the new FB way of writing "God help us".
    I think it's brilliant!
    How long before someone thinks up "Tween us anal harm" for 'God between us and all harm'?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Woshy wrote: »
    This actually physically upsets me. Why, just why?!

    Although after reading this (and the previous) thread I sometimes think of "Telpis" and chuckle to myself. It's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen!

    Pretty standard Midlands pronunciation of 'Saturday'. It's phonetic spelling that Mark Twain would have been proud of…


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    This one's ex used to send me messages on Facebook when they were married


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭fatknacker


    Facebook and this thread are the window into the world of the great unwashed, for us middle classians.
    But a cleanish part of the window.

    /shnob


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    This one's ex used to send me messages on Facebook when they were married

    Would that make you the "hard woman"?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 117 ✭✭sara1


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    anna080 wrote: »
    Would that make you the "hard woman"?

    Definitely not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    gutenberg wrote: »
    Maybe not the dumbest one out there, but this one (and the comments underneath) made me laugh:

    Girl 1:Ok. How many children does the queen have? And is her husband still alive? I'm so confused

    Followed by comments such as:

    Girl 2: Prince Philip is very much alive.

    Girl 1: So how is she the queen then? Why don't we have a king?

    ...

    Girl 1: Why is the queen dating a prince and not a king?

    Girl 1: Is Prince William the queen's son?

    It just went on & on from there. However, this final comment made me giggle:

    Guy 1: In answer to your questions:
    - The Queen has never had any children. New royals are generated at appropriate intervals by slightly modifying one of a warehouse of cloned royal embryos.
    - Prince Philip was never alive.

    Just link her to David Ickes theory on Lizard people, that should explain all her questions


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭pmy.murphy


    Dat was d best night I had ina long time **** the stores & dat poxy chart music ino sum of it do b catchy but it's d hardhouse ye want


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,968 ✭✭✭blindside88


    The new thing seems to be people missing. My newsfeed is like a bounty hunters inbox. I can across the most ridiculous one last night (shared by a friend of a friend). A woman's adult brother hadn't contacted her since before he went to work the same day and she was declaring him missing.

    Jesus Christ he might have gotten the ride or his phone might be dead..... Or he might think your a bit of a drama queen and wanted a bit of space 😄


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,144 ✭✭✭DVDM93




  • Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    DVDM93 wrote: »

    That's brilliant


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,695 ✭✭✭Lisha


    The new thing seems to be people missing. My newsfeed is like a bounty hunters inbox. I can across the most ridiculous one last night (shared by a friend of a friend). A woman's adult brother hadn't contacted her since before he went to work the same day and she was declaring him missing.

    Jesus Christ he might have gotten the ride or his phone might be dead..... Or he might think your a bit of a drama queen and wanted a bit of space 😄


    I've just seen that one and It looks like that's a genuine missing person .


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,144 ✭✭✭DVDM93


    That's brilliant

    "You know who you are".

    Well the amount of times I've seen that in statuses worthy for this thread. They got that spot on :D along with everything else. Brilliant video!


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,964 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    I finally have something to contribute to this thread!
    sick of everybody talking about the equality vote, why are we offering the gays an option to get married now when it use to be f****n illegal to be gay and now they wana get married. i no for a fact if i was in school and a lad had two fathers id kick the bollox out of him haha. at the end of the day its just gonna lead to more f*****g q***rs coming into this country, in fairness two q***rs raising a child will just leave the child as bent as a ****ing camels back, next we'll a bunch of f****ts running the country. Vote No.

    I'm really hoping this is a frape, but I've known this guy since primary school and he's a bit of a scumbag.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    I finally have something to contribute to this thread!



    I'm really hoping this is a frape, but I've known this guy since primary school and he's a bit of a scumbag.

    I want to hit him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    I finally have something to contribute to this thread!



    I'm really hoping this is a frape, but I've known this guy since primary school and he's a bit of a scumbag.

    Methinks the lady doth protest too much ;)

    Lads I keep thinking of Telpis at random moments and it kills me. Funniest thing ever!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I finally have something to contribute to this thread!

    I'm really hoping this is a frape, but I've known this guy since primary school and he's a bit of a scumbag.

    See... This is why I don't just add everyone on Facebook.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    I finally have something to contribute to this thread!

    To be honest, you should be embarrassed for yourself to be 'friends' with that individual.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,952 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    ivytwine wrote: »
    Methinks the lady doth protest too much ;)

    Lads I keep thinking of Telpis at random moments and it kills me. Funniest thing ever!

    Same here !! I showed my daughter the status with Telpis , she was like wtf ?? And she's on facebook !! Now I'm constantly checking in here to make sure she doesn't say it, even in joking manner and end up being quoted :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    Mam of 4 wrote: »
    Same here !! I showed my daughter the status with Telpis , she was like wtf ?? And she's on facebook !! Now I'm constantly checking in here to make sure she doesn't say it, even in joking manner and end up being quoted :D

    You can be the "cool" parent who uses "hip" language to comment on her fb page and pics


    That will definitely stop her using it

    Telphis all :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,964 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    To be honest, you should be embarrassed for yourself to be 'friends' with that individual.

    Funnily enough, he's now backtracked and claimed he was fraped.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,144 ✭✭✭DVDM93


    'Reli wish I wuz n a relashinship. Wud be so cute watchun filmz n netfliks havin cuddlz n getn fat eaten chinese nal haha not jus bout da ridin lol x'

    Fcuk it anyway. It seems one of them has caught on to the whole 'anal' thing. This genius has cleverly replaced it with 'nal' making it quite the respectful status, very civil.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,144 ✭✭✭DVDM93


    Funnily enough, he's now backtracked and claimed he was fraped.

    Bullsh1t. He's only going back on it now because I can guarantee he got slated for it, unexpectedly to him I'd imagine. It will be a good day when this type of scumbag commits an unprovoked attack based on his own homophobic views and gets absolutely battered by an onlooker or two with the view of the majority.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,964 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Yep, there were people (figuratively) tearing him a new arsehole over that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Yep, there were people (figuratively) tearing him a new arsehole over that.

    He sounds disgusting. He's not alone though in that thinking, a lot of people think that two gay fathers can only mean that their children would be gay. Sure going by that logic wouldn't all straight parents have straight kids? Anyway that's off topic.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    anna080 wrote: »
    He sounds disgusting. He's not alone though in that thinking, a lot of people think that two gay fathers can only mean that their children would be gay. Sure going by that logic wouldn't all straight parents have straight kids? Anyway that's off topic.

    Logic?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    RainyDay wrote: »
    Logic?

    ?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,989 ✭✭✭Potential Underachiever


    Collage interview next Thursday finger crossed


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,989 ✭✭✭Potential Underachiever


    Teacher23 wrote: »
    "What kinda muppet young1 still sucks on a doody nd her 20yrs of age. Grow up fool!!!"

    Doody, eh?

    I presume it was meant to be woody not doody!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,952 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    I presume it was meant to be woody not doody!

    Think it meant to be dodie? Soother? Can't keep up with these words :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    Sucking on a woody at 20 years of age


    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    It's said that princess Diana was still sucking on a dodi up to the time she died.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    DVDM93 wrote: »
    'Reli wish I wuz n a relashinship. Wud be so cute watchun filmz n netfliks havin cuddlz n getn fat eaten chinese nal haha not jus bout da ridin lol x'

    Jaysus if I ever found myself trapped on a couch with that id be :


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    Up 2 dis kip soon not looking 4ward


  • Registered Users Posts: 653 ✭✭✭skittles8710


    This just appeared on my feed. How retarded..did this also happen last year? Glad I missed it if so !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    This just appeared on my feed. How retarded



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    RainyDay wrote: »

    Do you spend your days combing threads to see if anyone is using the word 'retarded'?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,256 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins




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