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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

  • 31-12-2011 1:14am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    ...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

    Isis.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    John.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Max.... ffs loike.... MAX!

    I bet he has brothers called rover and spot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Joey Jo-Jo Junior


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Shakira


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Conor


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Ulick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,249 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Gaylord


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    My uncle is called JJ. He just had a little boy and named him AJ.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 47 thisiswar


    'Bentley' on Teen Mom


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Oh and Molly.

    Fking child abuse, that is.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Yah Liddel Bollichs.

    (overheard it in the supermarket)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Cecil


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    All the stupid Gaelic names


    ANY of them


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Bart


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    44leto wrote: »
    All the stupid Gaelic names


    ANY of them

    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    bort


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    44leto wrote: »
    All the stupid Gaelic names
    ANY of them

    If you're serious you have poor taste.

    Gaelic names are lovely.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    #4.

    It was her second kid FFS, not her fourth!. God help that kid trying to explain it one in a nightclub when she's 19.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 12,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭byhookorbycrook


    Oceania (in a plummy d4 accent)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Bowie Starr..... Seriously!!!:mad:


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Sherniece. In a nasty Limerick accent.

    (In before anyone says all the Limerick accents are nasty...)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    Mohammad


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    "Daughter"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Inbox


    44leto wrote: »
    All the stupid Gaelic names


    ANY of them

    This , my mate gave his 2 kids Gaelic names and they will be forever spelling their names out and correcting people on their 'pronunciation' .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    a boy named Sue


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭billybudd


    cantdecide wrote: »
    ...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

    Isis.



    Is that not the islamic name for jesus?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭jonevin


    Tia destiny in a pure How,ya accent


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Cianos


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    My uncle is called JJ. He just had a little boy and named him AJ.

    Is he going to name them all in sequence? Poor little BJ :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Juno:rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 221 ✭✭IcedOut


    cecil
    caleb
    Bj


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,132 ✭✭✭novarock


    billybudd wrote: »
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    Is that not the islamic name for jesus?

    I believe thats jeshuan


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,859 ✭✭✭Poxyshamrock


    Diamanté


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 12,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭byhookorbycrook


    Isis was an Egyptian godess, temple to hear exisits in Co. Carlow
    http://lotuspharia.freeyellow.com/thecircleofisis/id238.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,324 ✭✭✭JustAThought


    Hayden.
    On a BOY <: 0


  • Registered Users Posts: 100 ✭✭Wibbles19


    Twins called Kylie and Jason


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭IHeartChemistry


    All ya hafta do is look at the 'celebs' and see the awful names...

    Eugenie I think is an awful one. Moroccan is another one. Some of these famous people should really get a good kick up the arse with the names they choose for their kids.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Shannon, she has a sister called Liffey and a cousin in England called Thames.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,490 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    cantdecide wrote: »
    ...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

    Isis.
    Pleb. :)
    In ancient Egyptian religion, Isis was the wife of Osiris and mother of Horus. She was considered the ideal wife and mother, and was believed to be a powerful magician. Isis was worshiped around the Mediterranean basin until the sixth century A.D.
    billybudd wrote: »
    Is that not the islamic name for jesus?
    Isa


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,986 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    I enjoy looking at the new arrivals photos in local papers and seeing the newly invented names for children. For me, its a sign of a Jeremy Kyle generation.

    Kayden is becoming very popular up here ..... among the trashy folk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Inbox wrote: »
    This , my mate gave his 2 kids Gaelic names and they will be forever spelling their names out and correcting people on their 'pronunciation' .

    So he should choose names to make the jobs of people who write down and pronounce names easier?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,213 ✭✭✭PrettyBoy


    Hate hearing all of these celebrities giving their children the most ridiculous names - Apple, Bear, Brooklyn, Moroccan, Pilot Inspektor, Moon Unit - as if they're trying to out do eachother with the most unique name fot their kids. Idiots.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    Molly
    Megan
    Princess
    Natasha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32 DinnyMc


    Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (Pronounced 'Albin')

    A Swedish couple tried to inflict this name on their son in 1996.
    http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/blogs/yahoo-lifestyles/10-illegal-baby-names-194006397-3.html (Number 3)

    But the weirdest name I have heard is 'Harper Seven Beckham'.
    Don't know why, just sounds weird.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,147 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    I used to work where they process medical cards applications.

    I've had to process application of kids with the names Wacker and Rihanna before. :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,867 ✭✭✭sparrowcar


    Constance :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 167 ✭✭Adhamh


    Grenada.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭PinkFly


    There's the folk that call their kids after the celebs

    There's one family with Britney n her new baby sister Rihanna ( these people are rough)

    Herd a delightful lady roaring Inddiiiiaaanaaaa one day in her best dub accent to which the theme tune of Indiana Jones played in my head...


  • Registered Users Posts: 242 ✭✭bigdaddyliamo


    Sorry Guys but the winner is......Torren Dion.

    Yes, it's a boy....No, he's not...you know...of african extraction.

    white, plump, and starting out on a life of beatings slagings and, oh yeah, beatings:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭Chuck was taken


    Rihanna (Seriously)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    My best mates name is Percy.

    True Story - About 3 years ago on a night out, a girl came up to him in a club and was all touchy feely. She asked him his name and when he replied, she just walked off.

    Ha ha.


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