The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

cantdecide · 31-12-2011 1:14am #1

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

Isis.

Chuck Stone · 31-12-2011 1:15am

John.

Sky King · 31-12-2011 1:16am

Max.... ffs loike.... MAX!

I bet he has brothers called rover and spot.

KeithM89_old · 31-12-2011 1:16am

Joey Jo-Jo Junior

hondasam · 31-12-2011 1:16am

Shakira

LH Pathe · 31-12-2011 1:16am

Conor

PseudoFamous · 31-12-2011 1:16am

Ulick

o1s1n · 31-12-2011 1:17am

Gaylord

Aoifey! · 31-12-2011 1:17am

My uncle is called JJ. He just had a little boy and named him AJ.

thisiswar · 31-12-2011 1:19am

'Bentley' on Teen Mom

Sky King · 31-12-2011 1:19am

Oh and Molly.

Fking child abuse, that is.

Dotrel · 31-12-2011 1:20am

Yah Liddel Bollichs.

(overheard it in the supermarket)

the groutch · 31-12-2011 1:20am

Cecil

44leto · 31-12-2011 1:20am

All the stupid Gaelic names

ANY of them

superstoner90 · 31-12-2011 1:21am

Bart

Aoifey! · 31-12-2011 1:21am

44leto wrote: »

All the stupid Gaelic names

ANY of them

jd007 · 31-12-2011 1:22am

bort

Chuck Stone · 31-12-2011 1:22am

44leto wrote: »

All the stupid Gaelic names
ANY of them

If you're serious you have poor taste.

Gaelic names are lovely.

MistyCheese · 31-12-2011 1:23am

#4.

It was her second kid FFS, not her fourth!. God help that kid trying to explain it one in a nightclub when she's 19.

byhookorbycrook · 31-12-2011 1:24am

Oceania (in a plummy d4 accent)

Wurly · 31-12-2011 1:24am

Bowie Starr..... Seriously!!!:mad:

Insect Overlord · 31-12-2011 1:26am

Sherniece. In a nasty Limerick accent.

(In before anyone says all the Limerick accents are nasty...)

old_aussie · 31-12-2011 1:26am

Mohammad

Purple Lemons · 31-12-2011 1:26am

"Daughter"

Inbox · 31-12-2011 1:27am

44leto wrote: »

All the stupid Gaelic names

ANY of them

This , my mate gave his 2 kids Gaelic names and they will be forever spelling their names out and correcting people on their 'pronunciation' .

the groutch · 31-12-2011 1:27am

a boy named Sue

billybudd · 31-12-2011 1:27am

cantdecide wrote: »

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

Isis.

Is that not the islamic name for jesus?

jonevin · 31-12-2011 1:27am

Tia destiny in a pure How,ya accent

Cianos · 31-12-2011 1:28am

Aoifey! wrote: »

My uncle is called JJ. He just had a little boy and named him AJ.

Is he going to name them all in sequence? Poor little BJ

gerrybbadd · 31-12-2011 1:29am

Juno:rolleyes:

IcedOut · 31-12-2011 1:29am

cecil
caleb
Bj

novarock · 31-12-2011 1:30am

billybudd wrote: »

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Is that not the islamic name for jesus?

I believe thats jeshuan

Poxyshamrock · 31-12-2011 1:31am

Diamanté

byhookorbycrook · 31-12-2011 1:31am

Isis was an Egyptian godess, temple to hear exisits in Co. Carlow
http://lotuspharia.freeyellow.com/thecircleofisis/id238.html

JustAThought · 31-12-2011 1:32am

Hayden.
On a BOY <: 0

Wibbles19 · 31-12-2011 1:33am

Twins called Kylie and Jason

IHeartChemistry · 31-12-2011 1:33am

All ya hafta do is look at the 'celebs' and see the awful names...

Eugenie I think is an awful one. Moroccan is another one. Some of these famous people should really get a good kick up the arse with the names they choose for their kids.

mattjack · 31-12-2011 1:34am

Shannon, she has a sister called Liffey and a cousin in England called Thames.

Victor · 31-12-2011 1:35am

cantdecide wrote: »

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

Isis.

Pleb.

In ancient Egyptian religion, Isis was the wife of Osiris and mother of Horus. She was considered the ideal wife and mother, and was believed to be a powerful magician. Isis was worshiped around the Mediterranean basin until the sixth century A.D.

billybudd wrote: »

Is that not the islamic name for jesus?

Isa

NIMAN · 31-12-2011 1:37am

I enjoy looking at the new arrivals photos in local papers and seeing the newly invented names for children. For me, its a sign of a Jeremy Kyle generation.

Kayden is becoming very popular up here ..... among the trashy folk.

Chuck Stone · 31-12-2011 1:37am

Inbox wrote: »

This , my mate gave his 2 kids Gaelic names and they will be forever spelling their names out and correcting people on their 'pronunciation' .

So he should choose names to make the jobs of people who write down and pronounce names easier?

PrettyBoy · 31-12-2011 1:37am

Hate hearing all of these celebrities giving their children the most ridiculous names - Apple, Bear, Brooklyn, Moroccan, Pilot Inspektor, Moon Unit - as if they're trying to out do eachother with the most unique name fot their kids. Idiots.

newmug · 31-12-2011 1:38am

Molly
Megan
Princess
Natasha

DinnyMc · 31-12-2011 1:38am

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (Pronounced 'Albin')

A Swedish couple tried to inflict this name on their son in 1996.
http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/blogs/yahoo-lifestyles/10-illegal-baby-names-194006397-3.html (Number 3)

But the weirdest name I have heard is 'Harper Seven Beckham'.
Don't know why, just sounds weird.

ironictoaster · 31-12-2011 1:40am

I used to work where they process medical cards applications.

I've had to process application of kids with the names Wacker and Rihanna before. :eek:

sparrowcar · 31-12-2011 1:42am

Constance :eek:

Adhamh · 31-12-2011 1:42am

Grenada.

PinkFly · 31-12-2011 1:44am

There's the folk that call their kids after the celebs

There's one family with Britney n her new baby sister Rihanna ( these people are rough)

Herd a delightful lady roaring Inddiiiiaaanaaaa one day in her best dub accent to which the theme tune of Indiana Jones played in my head...

bigdaddyliamo · 31-12-2011 1:48am

Sorry Guys but the winner is......Torren Dion.

Yes, it's a boy....No, he's not...you know...of african extraction.

white, plump, and starting out on a life of beatings slagings and, oh yeah, beatings:D

Chuck was taken · 31-12-2011 1:51am

Rihanna (Seriously)

Fizman · 31-12-2011 1:54am

My best mates name is Percy.

True Story - About 3 years ago on a night out, a girl came up to him in a club and was all touchy feely. She asked him his name and when he replied, she just walked off.

Ha ha.

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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