Christmas DEADLINE spells death knell of Covid: Yuletide Liveline

Sittingpretty · 04-12-2020 3:55pm

There’s a wedding band assoc?!?!?!

Who knew!

Dan Jaman · 04-12-2020 3:55pm

Go back to times when the band was behind a curtain and certainly didn't mingle with the guests.

golondrinas · 04-12-2020 3:55pm

And here was I thinking that it was ok to live together without a visit from the parish priest with a big stick. FFS this is not the 50s. marriage nowadays is but a bit of paper. Cohabitating gives you both lots of rights. Anyway this topic has been beaten to death on liveline. NEXT.

Anyone else on here who gets paid for doing the same job over and over, i didn't think so.

Rock Lesnar · 04-12-2020 3:56pm

They'll be together from 11am, that doesnt mean they wont get covid

Sittingpretty · 04-12-2020 3:56pm

Victims? :rolleyes:

dvcireland · 04-12-2020 3:57pm

the wedding band...a very niche type of band...requires a very niche taste in music as well

LCD System a great wedding ban

lowest common denominator system

fritzelly · 04-12-2020 3:57pm

Got outta a wedding due to the restrictions, alas they are waiting til they can have the full shebang
Hopefully they break up before that

ShamNNspace · 04-12-2020 3:58pm

Load of bo****ks some of those wedding bands won't even allow guests to go up for a song, im old school innit

jetfiremuck · 04-12-2020 3:58pm

Jesus if my wedding band were used today it would sound like 3rd year school band.........had forgotten how to play and after the lockdown might as well use spoons

jetfiremuck · 04-12-2020 3:58pm

Fruit loop on now....

04-12-2020 3:58pm

Sittingpretty wrote: »

Do they want to get married or have a wedding.

Jesus wept.

I get the let down but Christ on the cross.

Maybe I’m old school but I’d die of cringe if my husband went on to Joe Duffy complaining about not having hair and make up at our wedding.

WTF is this guys problem? Postponing the wedding because he can't have a live band? Am I hearing things?

Dan Jaman · 04-12-2020 3:59pm

ShamNNspace wrote: »

Load of bo****ks some of those wedding bands won't even allow guests to go up for a song, im old school innit

Drunken singers that can't sing when they're sober?

They're quite right, too.

04-12-2020 3:59pm

jetfiremuck wrote: »

Fruit loop on now....

No, Ray doesn't start until 3.01-ish

04-12-2020 4:00pm

wedontbuyit.eu is ripe for being hacked and redirected to OnlyFans.com.

Dan Jaman · 04-12-2020 4:00pm

Lovely button work, Darcy.

Even when things go right, he fecks it up.

Atlantic Dawn · 04-12-2020 4:01pm

Whoy does that ad assume people who buy sex have wives and children? Is it saying wives are bad at the sex once they have kids?

04-12-2020 4:03pm

Deleted User wrote: »

wedontbuyit.eu is ripe for being hacked and redirected to OnlyFans.com.

Oh dear lord. Oh Christ.

It's running on WordPress.

readyletsgo · 04-12-2020 4:05pm

Jesus christ Ray!

ShamNNspace · 04-12-2020 4:07pm

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Drunken singers that can't sing when they're sober?

They're quite right, too.

I've heard the best of singers "get up" at weddings, sadly its something thats dying out mainly because there are too many eegits around now who think they can sing after a few drinks

2smiggy · 04-12-2020 4:16pm

Sittingpretty wrote: »

There’s a wedding band assoc cartel ?!?!?!

Who knew!

fixed that !!

boardise · 04-12-2020 4:18pm

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

NOBODY GIVES A FUK !. We're all in the same boat.

That would be the boat with the torn sail,the broken rudder and the hole below the waterline with a ring of circling fins around it . Aye aye cap'n.

PieOhMy · 04-12-2020 4:53pm

Any good today? It's been a while since gold, hopefuly its comming soon. The three wise men brought some to the baby jesus in deh crib so maybe we can get some too.

withless · 04-12-2020 4:58pm

Anudder terrible week.

jippo nolan · 04-12-2020 5:38pm

TheHomeService wrote: »

Are they related to NWA?

Different colour Caller!

goose2005 · 04-12-2020 9:58pm

BPKS wrote: »

If the nurses are like the fellas going over the trenches during WW1, what is this fella like

in WW2 soldiers sometimes got married over the phone, especially Germans/Russians on the Eastern Front because there was no leave

Clon63 · 05-12-2020 3:03am

gmisk wrote: »

But an exception needs to be made...they are special...

Think it was so important that the mother was name checked for being from Killiney.

Reckon it could have been her neighbour on a while back who gave out about her wunderfulnsun being checked by the Gardai for urinating on the street after being on the piss in town when all the pubs were "closed".

Think Mammy mentioned that her friend git fined too. What a coincidence that both of their LEAP cards had both run short that very morning and unfortunately neither happened to be aware of it or hear the bing. Such a pity that they were able to fet through the barrier unchecked as otherwise they would gave known of this unfortunate oversight.

Just lucjy that when they are a bit older and paying the auld insurance they will be able to claim it all back if they dont make a claim, so to speak.

Was shocked that neither of them had special needs or were now seriously concerned about the impact on tbeir menral health.

Joe almost urging her to take a case for compebaation after being asked to confirm her name.

How could anybody think that Clodagh Britney Kardashian might not be a real birth name?

Clon63 · 05-12-2020 3:14am

dvcireland wrote: »

Professor Whacker...so to speak...or is it Dickie Boyd - Barret

Think he got his PHD in the same establishment as the caller with the PHD in Social Justice living near Connolly Station got hers.

Must check myself though he is a Trinity academic who no doubt inspires many maby wundetful students who become towering figures in our society, to a higher academic standard than the rest of us. Tge very people who are sought the world over such as our estemmed, articulate abd hughly educated host. Apparently he only turned down the BBCs call due to his wurking class wurk ethic. So he makes do on his miserly stipend from the underfunded state broadcaster so to speak.

That Prif didnt sound well at all. He reminded me a bit of the wunderful insoirational caller from earlier in the week with his horse in the flats except he was yeah every othervword instead if you know.

Clon63 · 05-12-2020 3:29am

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Kelly Ann ...nuff said

Ah feel so sorry for poor Kelly Ann. It must be a total mare for her.

It must have been so hard for her to break the devestating news to her bridespeople Jess, Sorcha. Amy (with an ie) and Sarah - Jane - Katelin.

Not to mention the Best Person XY (non binary).

Poor Eoghan McDermott was due to be MC and Cavistons of Glasstoooool are devastated by the reduced orders from the cut in numbers.

ButtersSuki · 05-12-2020 9:18am

TheHomeService wrote: »

Are they related to NWA?

Straight Outta Clontarf.

ButtersSuki · 05-12-2020 9:24am

Dan Jaman wrote: »

If you don't have at least a cover version of 'Money for Nothing' the legality of the ceremony might be challenged down the road.

How about the Deep Dish V Dire Straits “Flashing For Money” remix so to speak?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTBrrPgf67o

ButtersSuki · 05-12-2020 9:30am

Brian Scan wrote: »

Yes, it's a brilliant thread.

When the Oxford Dictionary publishes its definition of sarcasm next year, they will use the above post as an example.

ButtersSuki · 05-12-2020 9:36am

Roger_007 wrote: »

It’s official folks............on planet Duffy, fare-dodging is OK.

Well considering he thinks drink driving is fine this is something less egregious to be excusing so to speak.

ButtersSuki · 05-12-2020 9:39am

Read the thread backwards as usual, it makes more sense that way so to speak.

Worth listening back to? Hard to tell from the thread. Southsiders unable to get married due to lack of make up artists and wedding bands (and the groom’s testicles it seems) sounds like it had potential?

ButtersSuki · 05-12-2020 9:51am

I’m listening back to the Southsiders. Ffs he played the song.

They’re so deluded and entitled both sets of parents must work in RTÉ, which would make sense actually and explain how they got on air.

ButtersSuki · 05-12-2020 10:03am

I turned it off. Too many flashbacks for me so to speak. The put on D4 Dort accent is almost as bad as the wurkin class accent so to speak.

SpitfireIV · 05-12-2020 12:34pm

Got married back in early October, small gig in Kilkenny in a registry office and then to the hotel with fourteen immediate family for a meal. Don't know about stage 5, but with stage 3 you could travel to another county for the purpose of getting married. Myself and the wife to be were traveling from Carlow in my vintage car, we were stopped by the guards alright on the outskirts of KK by a guard who said 'that's a flakin car! Where ye off to?', ehh, to get married. We had a fantastic day, no pressure and good fun.

We may still have a bigger gathering come April, we'll see how things go. I've read many accounts on a FB page I follow of people who had the small intimate wedding, cut the numbers from 200+ down to 25 and had the best day ever, it's what you make of it. So listening to that twat yesterday was really annoying, another one of these 'it has to be!', 'so unfair' types, get on with it, adapt or reschedule, ye're not the only ones that are inconvenienced and that's all it is, an inconvinience.

ButtersSuki · 05-12-2020 1:18pm

SpitfireIV wrote: »

Got married back in early October, small gig in Kilkenny in a registry office and then to the hotel with fourteen immediate family for a meal. Don't know about stage 5, but with stage 3 you could travel to another county for the purpose of getting married. Myself and the wife to be were traveling from Carlow in my vintage car, we were stopped by the guards alright on the outskirts of KK by a guard who said 'that's a flakin car! Where ye off to?', ehh, to get married. We had a fantastic day, no pressure and good fun.

We may still have a bigger gathering come April, we'll see how things go. I've read many accounts on a FB page I follow of people who had the small intimate wedding, cut the numbers from 200+ down to 25 and had the best day ever, it's what you make of it. So listening to that twat yesterday was really annoying, another one of these 'it has to be!', 'so unfair' types, get on with it, adapt or reschedule, ye're not the only ones that are inconvenienced and that's all it is, an inconvinience.

This type of positivity, getting on with things, and logic are not welcome on air. WHOY did you have a nice day? Could you not have thrown a strop and b*tched and moaned like Kelly Ann and the self-proclaimed fairly well off Neal/Neil? Ireland needs more whingers and moaners, not less.

zell12 · 06-12-2020 8:27am

CCTV reveals up to 45 were at RTÉ event An examination of footage from the event on November 12

It's a disgrace, Joe

Halenvaneddie · 06-12-2020 8:36am

zell12 wrote: »

CCTV reveals up to 45 were at RTÉ event An examination of footage from the event on November 12

It's a disgrace, Joe

I’m sure nobody hugged, shared spoons or the GRAVY boat

withless · 07-12-2020 12:45am

I deserve to get the vaccine first Joe.

ButtersSuki · 07-12-2020 12:46am

withless wrote: »

I deserve to get the vaccine first Joe.

WHOY?

Atlantic Dawn · 07-12-2020 2:09am

withless wrote: »

I deserve to get the vaccine first Joe.

People will be registering for all sorts of new illness and unwellness if it jumps them up the q so to speak.

sligojoek · 07-12-2020 2:50am

withless wrote: »

I deserve to get the vaccine first Joe.

No you don't. My great grandfather fought in 1916. I deserve it more than you.

thesandeman · 07-12-2020 3:36am

Somebody should ring in tomorrow and say this happened. He'd probably believe it:

ButtersSuki · 07-12-2020 7:40am

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

People will be registering for all sorts of new illness and unwellness if it jumps them up the q so to speak.

I for one hope the real heroes like Tubs and other RTE contractors and staff get priority access to the vaccine just like they got access to tests when there was a shortage of them.......

withless · 07-12-2020 11:23am

ButtersSuki wrote: »

WHOY?

Well that will be very interesting to see which card gets played...

I am going to go ahead and say: A teachers mammy will ring in on her OR HIS behalf.

07-12-2020 1:00pm

thesandeman wrote: »

Somebody should ring in tomorrow and say this happened. He'd probably believe it:

Get yer vaccines. Great little stocking filler. Made in Choina.

Atlantic Dawn · 07-12-2020 1:42pm

T'day...
More on lack of allowing a live band at weddings.
Old people having money taken from them when going to bank...potential gold.
Should all masses go online for Chrimbo.

Red Fred · 07-12-2020 1:42pm

Maybe but unlikely to be on twodayis show:

Couples getting married can't have live music [Clip from Friday]. Can the gubberment not allow bands at weddings. Was a Bord Failte recommendation - none of their business sez Joe. They'll be closed down by 3 p.m.

Older people being mugged outside banks

Christmas religious services - should they be online?

Wash your hands

PieOhMy · 07-12-2020 1:43pm

Today maybe?

A new nuance. Wedding whingers. Joe making an absolute hames of whatever he is trying to say about this. Clip from last week of a guy who's name he cant pronounce.

2 stories from dublin this morning. Old people getting cash taken from them, no idea what that's about.

Mass at Christmas- middle class areas have no problems getting stewards but others do? De rich areas he must mean as we all know the com unee ah tee spirit in wurking class areas means they self regulate.

By working class I mean welfare class.

Christmas DEADLINE spells death knell of Covid: Yuletide Liveline

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