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UglyBolloxFace · 23-04-2012 7:09pm

"such a tym ta tel u ta cum ta tec alf 2 ta 4 wdf lol"

equals

"such a time to tell you to come to tech at 2.30 to 4 pm...what the fuck, laugh out loud"

(c) BoardsPostTranslator, 2012

im invisible · 23-04-2012 7:11pm

Deleted User wrote: »

"The game."

you just lost it

WindSock · 23-04-2012 7:16pm

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

The girl who announced her grandfather has been given 24 hours to live?

HE'S GOING TO LIVE. HE'S FINE.

And yes, I know this because of facebook.

I bet she feels like a fukcing moron now. Or she should, at least.

Wonder if she kills him now so she doesn't feel so stupid to all her facebook buddies?

Canis Lupus · 23-04-2012 7:19pm

mfceiling wrote: »

such a tym ta tel u ta cum ta tec alf 2 ta 4 wdf lol

This^^

Cousin's young fellow...he's 18 or 19....beginning to think he doesn't speak English never mind be able to write it...

Have you told him facebook doesn't charge per letter.

Gunslinger92 · 23-04-2012 7:22pm

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

I call shenanigans on this whole story. Post up screenshots (blurring her name and picture out of course).

How do I do that?

UglyBolloxFace · 23-04-2012 7:29pm

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

How do I do that?

http://www.internet4classrooms.com/prtsc2paint2word.htm

But I believe you

SillyMangoX · 24-04-2012 2:20am

Ah now these whole ''like to save a life" type posts are getting ridiculous. A picture of a shark with a mouth full of puppies, click like to save them. I despair for humanity! http://m.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=357599870954480&id=308625895851878&set=a.333647350016399.75372.308625895851878&__user=541778902

Pdfile · 24-04-2012 2:23am

" someone should learn to tag people they are moaning about rather then not havin the neck to say who their talkin about"

that c*** owes me a new keyboard from laughing and spilling my drink..

smokedeels · 24-04-2012 3:09am

A few weeks ago, somebody I "know" posted a picture of their kid sitting in the cinema watching a move

blatantrereg · 24-04-2012 10:43am

SillyMangoX wrote: »

Ah now these whole ''like to save a life" type posts are getting ridiculous. A picture of a shark with a mouth full of puppies, click like to save them. I despair for humanity! http://m.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=357599870954480&id=308625895851878&set=a.333647350016399.75372.308625895851878&__user=541778902

That was weird. I thought you knew the same people as me for a second.

24-04-2012 10:47am

smokedeels wrote: »

A few weeks ago, somebody I "know" posted a picture of their kid sitting in the cinema watching a move

Kill the bastard!!

Cokeistan · 24-04-2012 10:53am

I fúcking hate it when people argue with each other on facebook through their status updates. There was one stage last year where these two girls I'm friends with on it started making updates like "Some people are just cúnts" while the other would say something like "I've had enough of certain people in my life, moving on in the world", all of this would be done with extremely bad grammar too. I probably should have removed them from my friends list at the time, but yano, too much effort and all that

Also hate it when people post the "copy this status" for things like cancer awareness, suicide awareness etc..as if the people reading the updates are really going to take meaning from your status updates....fúcking twats like!

Rant over :P

Plumpynutt · 24-04-2012 11:19am

im absolutly board out of head this country is ****e might just paint myself black nd get myself a free gaf nd car nd free money

onlyrocknroll · 24-04-2012 11:33am

I kid you not

When you carry a Bible... the Devil gets a headache.

When you open it... he collapses.

When he sees you reading it... he faints.

When you sees you living it... he flees.

And just when you're about to repost this by hitting "Share"... he will try to discourage you.

I just defeated him... "Share" this if you in God's army

Three things stand out about this post.

1. It's f*cking ridiculous

2. Why does the Devil faint after he collapses?

3. The person who posted this regularly posts the most nasty whinging crap about "foreigners stealing our benefits" etc, she's not exactly very Godly.

Plumpynutt · 24-04-2012 11:38am

When you carry a Bible... the Devil gets a headache.

When you open it... he collapses.

When he sees you reading it... he faints.

When you sees you living it... he flees.

And just when you're about to repost this by hitting "Share"... he will try to discourage you.

I just defeated him... "Share" this if you in God's army

hahahahahahahahah

24-04-2012 11:40am

Plumpynutt wrote: »

:pac:

The King of Moo · 24-04-2012 3:26pm

psychward wrote: »

May I ask a personal favor ... Only some of you will do it, and I know who you possibly are. If you know someone who fought a battle with cancer and passed away, or someone who is still fighting, or someone in remission ... please add this to your status for 1 hour as a mark of respect and remembrance. I hope I was right about people who will re post! And for those who do; thank you very much. ♥
Like · · 3 minutes ago ·

Fuck OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love how they "ask a personal favor" by copying and pasting something someone else wrote once, then posting it once on their wall for everyone to see.

How "personal."

SheFiend · 24-04-2012 5:43pm

Pdfile wrote: »

" someone should learn to tag people they are moaning about rather then not havin the neck to say who their talkin about"

that c*** owes me a new keyboard from laughing and spilling my drink..

I have to know: did this person tag the people he was moaning about in this post?

psychward · 24-04-2012 6:10pm

The King of Moo wrote: »

I love how they "ask a personal favor" by copying and pasting something someone else wrote once, then posting it once on their wall for everyone to see.

How "personal."

I didn't rant enough on my original post. If I had I would have covered all the angles especially that one.

I have had 2 friends die of cancer suddenly and at a very young age in the last 2 years, a very close friend's boy died of leukemia and my grandfather who practically raised me also when I was young was also hit by cancer and unless I click ''like'' and add this

please add this to your status for 1 hour as a mark of respect and remembrance.

fucking idiots' post to my Facebook profile then I obviously don't care and am a worthless human being like attending 4 funerals was not enough. What an arrogant moron!

And then there is this awesome piece of wisdom for which she should have her own Dr Phil type show analysing human behaviour plus be a guest star on Crimescene Miami

I hope I was right about people who will re post! And for those who do; thank you very much. ♥
Like · · 3 minutes ago ·

I am obviously a sociopathic, uncaring, heartless, cruel, namecalling fingerpointer who pushes little old ladies down stairs according to this because I didnt repost. In fact I probably invented a time machine, invented cancer and seeded it 10,000 years ago then returned to the modern world to laugh at the victims. The scientific evidence is there quoted above *bangs head off wall*

The King of Moo · 24-04-2012 6:16pm

psychward wrote: »

I didn't rant enough on my original post. If I had I would have covered all the angles especially that one.

I have had 2 friends die of cancer suddenly and at a very young age in the last 2 years, a very close friend's boy died of leukemia and my grandfather who practically raised me also when I was young was also hit by cancer and unless I click ''like'' and add this

fucking idiots' post to my Facebook profile then I obviously don't care and am a worthless human being like attending 4 funerals was not enough. What an arrogant moron!

And then there is this awesome piece of wisdom for which she should have her own Dr Phil type show analysing human behaviour plus be a guest star on Crimescene Miami

I am obviously a sociopathic, uncaring, heartless, cruel, namecalling fingerpointer who pushes little old ladies down stairs according to this because I didnt repost. In fact I probably invented a time machine, invented cancer and seeded it 10,000 years ago then returned to the modern world to laugh at the victims. The scientific evidence is there quoted above *bangs head off wall*

I know how you feel. Someone close to me is currently undergoing treatment for cancer, and has a cousin who knows their situation yet continues to post status updates like that (and maybe the exact one you posted earlier), which really upsets them.
I don't know how people can be so clueless as to not realise that these things do no actual good, and might not be looked on favourably by facebook friends of theirs whose lives have been touched by cancer, as most people's have in some way or another.

The King of Moo · 24-04-2012 6:47pm

A friend of mine recently liked this.

Surely whoever created the page would want to get his name right/actually know it in the first place, and do a little more with the page than copy and the paste the first paragraph from their wikipedia page.

batistuta9 · 24-04-2012 7:11pm

The King of Moo wrote: »

A friend of mine recently liked this.

Surely whoever created the page would want to get his name right/actually know it in the first place, and do a little more with the page than copy and the paste the first paragraph from their wikipedia page.

who knows why they created the page, when you like one of them pages the owners/admin of the page will have access to everyone's page/data who's liked it

The King of Moo · 24-04-2012 7:37pm

batistuta9 wrote: »

who knows why they created the page, when you like one of them pages the owners/admin of the page will have access to everyone's page/data who's liked it

Maybe he wants to steal my identity...

"A.B.C" - "Alex Baldwin, Criminal." :eek:

im invisible · 24-04-2012 7:47pm

i thought them pages were kind of auto set up by facebook,in conjunction with wikipedia

The King of Moo · 24-04-2012 7:53pm

im invisible wrote: »

i thought them pages were kind of auto set up by facebook,in conjunction with wikipedia

I thought it was the official page till I noticed the spelling mistake, then spotted that it says "Did you mean Alec Baldwin?" under his name. Then I clicked on that to go to the official page which has 46,344 people who like it, compared to poor Alex's 380

.

Oddly though, the pages are otherwise identical.

Laura_lolly87 · 24-04-2012 8:35pm

My cousin just shared a photo of a grave.

Underneath it was a note from a woman who had just buried her child and wanted her friends to share the picture so everyone could see the grave. I was just shocked.

batistuta9 · 24-04-2012 11:09pm

The King of Moo wrote: »

Maybe he wants to steal my identity...

"A.B.C" - "Alex Baldwin, Criminal." :eek:

maybe, or else they want to make money spaming people

im invisible wrote: »

i thought them pages were kind of auto set up by facebook,in conjunction with wikipedia

The King of Moo wrote: »

I thought it was the official page till I noticed the spelling mistake, then spotted that it says "Did you mean Alec Baldwin?" under his name. Then I clicked on that to go to the official page which has 46,344 people who like it, compared to poor Alex's 380 .

Oddly though, the pages are otherwise identical.

i don't think FB ever setup the pages - though you do see wiki a lot with towns etc. - but doubt they do it for celebs/movies or whatever

all you have to do to make a page official is write official on it though, so how do you really know which is which unless they say or have links to it somewhere, a lot more famous people seem to actually use twitter than FB

languagenerd · 24-04-2012 11:15pm

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

"such a tym ta tel u ta cum ta tec alf 2 ta 4 wdf lol"

equals

"such a time to tell you to come to tech at 2.30 to 4 pm...what the fuck, laugh out loud"

(c) BoardsPostTranslator, 2012

I still don't understand what he means!

"Such a time to tell you..." sounds like it came out of Google Translate from Russian or something and really means "I'm taking the time to tell you..." or "It's time to tell you..."!

languagenerd · 24-04-2012 11:16pm

marcbrophy wrote: »

Nuair a bhí mé ag siúl chuig na siopaí inné, chonaic mé Liopard a chiceáil sicín sna liathróidí.

Céard sa fuic é sin?!

Gunslinger92 · 24-04-2012 11:16pm

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/p480x480/154400_208682862576991_165948343517110_325279_450602500_n.jpg

Also, still couldn't figure out how to do a screen shot of girl-with-24-hours-to-live-grandfather-but-who-is-okay-now.
Oh well

batistuta9 · 24-04-2012 11:23pm

languagenerd wrote: »

I still don't understand what he means! "Such a time to tell you..." sounds like it came out of Google Translate from Russian or something and really means "I'm taking the time to tell you..." or "It's time to tell you..."!

it means he/she thinks it's a stupid time that they have to go to the tech at

languagenerd · 24-04-2012 11:28pm

batistuta9 wrote: »

it means he/she thinks it's a stupid time that they have to go to the tech at

Ahh. Right. I'm clearly having a slow day here :P

Michael Weston · 24-04-2012 11:51pm

Laura_lolly87 wrote: »

My cousin just shared a photo of a grave.

Underneath it was a note from a woman who had just buried her child and wanted her friends to share the picture so everyone could see the grave. I was just shocked.

We have friends in common. Its a sad time for the family but not sure facebook is the proper forum for this. They must be in absolute bits all the same.

Thwip! · 25-04-2012 12:02am

batistuta9 wrote: »

who knows why they created the page, when you like one of them pages the owners/admin of the page will have access to everyone's page/data who's liked it

THE SHADOW KNOWS!

Cee-Jay-Cee · 25-04-2012 2:39pm

Laura_lolly87 wrote: »

My cousin just shared a photo of a grave.

Underneath it was a note from a woman who had just buried her child and wanted her friends to share the picture so everyone could see the grave. I was just shocked.

Michael Weston wrote: »

We have friends in common. Its a sad time for the family but not sure facebook is the proper forum for this. They must be in absolute bits all the same.

I too have friends who 'liked' the page. The child was buried only a few hours before that picture was posted by its mother. I found it very sad but when i asked about the story i found out a little more and its not so suprising if you know the story behind it all.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 25-04-2012 2:49pm

im invisible wrote: »

Everyone has at least 50 friends on facebook right? - but when it comes to needing a friend who will actually be there for you? - I guarantee not even 25 people will like this status .. Like this status if you will be there for me, then put it as your status and see how many likes you get ♥ ♥ ♥

Fúck off.

grindle · 25-04-2012 3:03pm

"How everyone get on out ther hope our well send big happy

=)send one back if like."

danslevent · 25-04-2012 3:14pm

Just found out an 18 year old girl I know is pregnant...thought it was a frape...it wasn't. It came up along with all the pictures of her out pissed over the weekend

Cee-Jay-Cee · 25-04-2012 3:20pm

I have a friend and her statuses go like this

Monday - Wow that was a rough weekend, head bursting, never drinking again.
Monday evening - A few glasses of wine to ease me into the week ahead.
Tuesday - Is it nearly the weekend yet?
Wednesday - surely its the weekend already?
Thursday - Having a few glasses of vino to ease me into the weekend.
Friday - Woohoo, Friday, heading to XXXX tonight, cant wait
Saturday Morning - Head busting, never drinking again.
Saturday afternoon- Still dying.
Saturday evening - Sitting into night, big fire on and a few glasses of vino in front of the TV.
Saturday night - Couldnt resist it, xxx called so heading out to xxxx pub for a few, sure why not its the weekend.
Sunday morning - Oh why did i drink so much last night????
Sunday evening - Definitely staying in tonight, head is fúcked.
Sunday night - Few glasses of vino just to finish the weekend.
Monday - Why cant it be friday, i hate Mondays.

and so on......

The thing is she's 40yrs old!!

batistuta9 · 25-04-2012 3:43pm

danslevent wrote: »

Just found out an 18 year old girl I know is pregnant...thought it was a frape...it wasn't. It came up along with all the pictures of her out pissed over the weekend

you'd hardy know on the wednesday if you got pregnant at the weekend

Laura_lolly87 · 25-04-2012 3:46pm

CJC999 wrote: »

I too have friends who 'liked' the page. The child was buried only a few hours before that picture was posted by its mother. I found it very sad but when i asked about the story i found out a little more and its not so suprising if you know the story behind it all.

To be honest I don't know the story behind it, just thought it must be a horrible situation for the mother losing her baby but i don't understand why the are sharing a picture of a baby's grave

danniemcq · 25-04-2012 3:51pm

Reading through this i'm more and more tempted to go on and rip the f*ck outta people who post crap on FB, wonder how many i can get to defriend me.

The fact that (as mentioned ^^^^ up there somewhere) it was my birthday i got over 50 happy birthday posts on my wall despite telling most of these people that I'M NOT ON FACEBOOK ANYMORE.

hence the rage boiling over even more now reading through some of these.

psychward · 25-04-2012 5:37pm

Some Americans and even some Canadians regularly post the same ideas and concepts on their Facebooks. I think it could be just a sign of insecurity. Some opinions are impossible to oppose in a popular way therefore all of their American peers are forced to listen to them.

Some examples below:

Support the troops

What does that even mean ? Support their goal of getting blown to pieces and killed but don't support them if they are lucky enough to get home ?

Freedom isn't free

What does that mean either in the context of whats really happening ? I was taught to keep private parts private and sacred. I was brought up decent. Now apparently they can anally rape you with a butt probe as you go through the airport. How the hell is that freedom ? I'd rather take my chances statistically with bombers and die an unviolated man than get raped.

If they were fighting Darth Vader and spamming me day and night with this I would start trying to picture Darth as a misunderstood family man and Luke Skywalker as a very naughty boy lol.

Ahh and theres also those strange redneck and low IQ females who post pictures on their profiles ( a lot of the time of some slutty looking blonde cartoon female) with the words captioned

''I'm not just a bitch, I'm The Bitch ''

Fuck off !!! Please !!!

psychward · 25-04-2012 5:47pm

im invisible wrote: »

Everyone has at least 50 friends on facebook right? - but when it comes to needing a friend who will actually be there for you? - I guarantee not even 25 people will like this status .. Like this status if you will be there for me, then put it as your status and see how many likes you get ♥ ♥ ♥

Are you sure you want to remove ''fuckwit'' from your friends ? Click Yes

NufcNavan · 25-04-2012 6:30pm

CJC999 wrote: »

I have a friend and her statuses go like this

Monday - Wow that was a rough weekend, head bursting, never drinking again.
Monday evening - A few glasses of wine to ease me into the week ahead.
Tuesday - Is it nearly the weekend yet?
Wednesday - surely its the weekend already?
Thursday - Having a few glasses of vino to ease me into the weekend.
Friday - Woohoo, Friday, heading to XXXX tonight, cant wait
Saturday Morning - Head busting, never drinking again.
Saturday afternoon- Still dying.
Saturday evening - Sitting into night, big fire on and a few glasses of vino in front of the TV.
Saturday night - Couldnt resist it, xxx called so heading out to xxxx pub for a few, sure why not its the weekend.
Sunday morning - Oh why did i drink so much last night????
Sunday evening - Definitely staying in tonight, head is fúcked.
Sunday night - Few glasses of vino just to finish the weekend.
Monday - Why cant it be friday, i hate Mondays.

and so on......

The thing is she's 40yrs old!!

Your friend is an alcoholic.

pc7 · 25-04-2012 6:35pm

danniemcq wrote: »

Reading through this i'm more and more tempted to go on and rip the f*ck outta people who post crap on FB, wonder how many i can get to

I was so tempted recently too, someone I know posted a Facebook message to a dead friend, I typed and deleted about 3 times - do they use Facebook in heaven, but I chickened out as I didn't want to cause a row.

phill106 · 25-04-2012 7:24pm

batistuta9 wrote: »

you'd hardy know on the wednesday if you got pregnant at the weekend

Well if she rode half of ireland that night, would be a good guess!

Herb Powell · 26-04-2012 8:50pm

This technically isn't a status, but it is entertaining. A large argument between some inbreds and a creepy fella. My head hurt reading it.
<snip>

Riddle101 · 26-04-2012 9:33pm

abouttobebanned wrote: »

There's a couple on "my Facebook" that talk to each other though their Facebook statutes.

"had a great weekend darling, I love you so much."

"food luck tomorrow babe xxxx "

You live in the same fcukong house...what are you doing????"

I always found that really annoying. Family members commenting on each other's statuses despite living in the same house. Be better to just should up/down the stairs at each other.

AnnaVanilla · 26-04-2012 9:35pm

Herb Powell wrote: »

This technically isn't a status, but it is entertaining. A large argument between some inbreds and a creepy fella. My head hurt reading it.
<snip>

Wow... just wow... that can't be real? Those people are actually real and out there in the world somewhere?

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