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Biggest scandal in your workplace (Mod Note in OP)

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  • #452
    Snotty
    Registered Users Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭Snotty


    On the phantom ****er, there was cctv video doing the rounds of a older guy in a local hotel, he was walking from the reception area to the toilets and next thing a turd just falls out of his trousers leg, he sees it and stops, puts his hands up to his head and genuinely seems he is shocked and doesn't know what to do, of course he then just walks on.


  • #453
    Conall Cernach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,952 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    Snotty wrote: »
    On the phantom ****er, there was cctv video doing the rounds of a older guy in a local hotel, he was walking from the reception area to the toilets and next thing a turd just falls out of his trousers leg, he sees it and stops, puts his hands up to his head and genuinely seems he is shocked and doesn't know what to do, of course he then just walks on.
    There was a great thread here a couple of years ago about someone who did something similar except they walked it all the way through the hotel up to their room. It was at a wedding if memory serves.


  • #454
    Notmything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,066 ✭✭✭Notmything


    earlytobed wrote: »
    On the phantom crappers, I caught one when i was serving overseas with the army. Our platoon sergeant was giving out yards about the state of the jacks as there was regularly crap all over the seat, bowl etc.
    I was entering trap 1 one day and met a local chap that used cook and clean the kitchen for us coming out.
    Turns out it was a cultural thing, he used squat over the bowel and let fly (the local toilets were hole in the floor jobs)
    I pointed out the error of his ways and that was an and to the matter.

    Also army and overseas. On one trip we had an NCO who was too lazy to go to the jacks at night so he would piss out the window or crap in his jocks and throw it out the window. When the stench got too much he would detail someone to clean up his mess.

    Currently in residential care where we do 24hr shifts. Everyone has their own bedding that would be left in a room. While working for one company we started finding used condoms discarded in people's bedding. Naturally the few guys who worked there were blamed. Things got very sour.

    Turned out it was a female member of the team. She had tried it on with one of the guys, he rejected her. When she shacked up with someone else she would save their used johnnie's and bring them into work. All to try get someone into trouble. She stayed, the guy left.


  • #455
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Snotty wrote: »
    On the phantom ****er, there was cctv video doing the rounds of a older guy in a local hotel, he was walking from the reception area to the toilets and next thing a turd just falls out of his trousers leg, he sees it and stops, puts his hands up to his head and genuinely seems he is shocked and doesn't know what to do, of course he then just walks on.
    Honestly though, what's the appropriate thing to do in that situation? They don't teach you that in Civics.

    Alert a waitress? Ask for a shovel and a yard brush? I hope to God we never find ourselves in such a crisis. Enjoy your sphincters while you have them.


  • #456
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Conall Cernach wrote: »
    There was a great thread here a couple of years ago about someone who did something similar except they walked it all the way through the hotel up to their room. It was at a wedding if memory serves.
    I remember that. He got it all over the hallway and down the stairs and walls. The bride and groom had to pay a cleaning fee and also get him new clothes the next day. Instead of being mortified like a normal person, he just sat at the bar and had a few drinks. Some people really are shameless.


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  • #457
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Snotty wrote: »
    On the phantom ****er, there was cctv video doing the rounds of a older guy in a local hotel, he was walking from the reception area to the toilets and next thing a turd just falls out of his trousers leg, he sees it and stops, puts his hands up to his head and genuinely seems he is shocked and doesn't know what to do, of course he then just walks on.
    He mustn't have been able to hold it in and it was in his jocks, while he tried to get to the toilet but the motion set it lose and the rest is immortalised in CCTV.

    Thankfully I've never worked in a place with a phantom sh!tter. It's such a bizarre thing to do. There was a video doing the rounds recently enough where someone squatted down to take a dump, picked it up and threw it over the counter at an employee :eek: Wtf is wrong with people?


  • #458
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,408 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    from call centre through supemarket through factory through civil service, every place had had phantom ****ters and the vast majority in the womens loos

    even the supermarket customer loos were noticeably more prone to being filth in general as well as specifically targeted for crapbombing

    fairer sex how are ya

    Ya'all never on worked on building sites on Monday mornings.

    If it wasn't a bum spud the size of a turnip being dropped off , it was a machine gun blast of Guinness scutter.


  • #459
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Thing I could never understand is how do these dirt birds feel having to sit into or clean up others absolute sh1te...


  • #460
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    Thing I could never understand is how do these dirt birds feel having to sit into or clean up others absolute sh1te...

    Sit into?

    What are you talking about Punisher?

    You can't mean something in the style.of the Scottish cairn/gravestack, where stone is piled on stone?

    I won't be checking this thread until later in the weekend, so you may whistle that. I've a raspberry roulade waiting for me in the fridge and I can't stomach it on reading these latest epistles.


  • #461
    Tomw86
    Registered Users Posts: 941 ✭✭✭Tomw86


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    He mustn't have been able to hold it in and it was in his jocks, while he tried to get to the toilet but the motion set it lose and the rest is immortalised in CCTV.

    Thankfully I've never worked in a place with a phantom sh!tter. It's such a bizarre thing to do. There was a video doing the rounds recently enough where someone squatted down to take a dump, picked it up and threw it over the counter at an employee :eek: Wtf is wrong with people?

    If you've never worked in a place with a phantom sh1tter then you are the phantom sh1tter


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  • #462
    20Wheel
    Registered Users Posts: 728 ✭✭✭20Wheel


    DaeryssaOne wrote: »
    It's funny that I've worked in two places already referenced in earlier posts and was working in each place during the time of its scandal....nothing to do with me though! :eek:

    Worked in a place where a HR person created a fake employee so was getting two paychecks for themself each month...on finding out the firm couldn't face the embarrassment given the service they provide themselves so the person was quietly assisted off the grounds and no more was heard about it...

    Fckin hell these stories making me feel like im part of the brady bunch. Is everyone out there on the take?
    Why amnt i scoring meth off the boss and robbing pensioners cc details?

    Putin is a dictator. Putin should face justice at the Hague. All good Russians should work to depose Putin. Russias war in Ukraine is illegal and morally wrong.



  • #463
    Oonagh123
    Registered Users Posts: 117 ✭✭Oonagh123


    Guy in my office went on a business trip to Vegas, turns out he used the company card on some hookers, the security team flagged the expense and when he arrived back to Ireland he was seen on CCTV going into the office and emptying his desk/drawer at work. Never seen him since.


  • #464
    20Wheel
    Registered Users Posts: 728 ✭✭✭20Wheel


    CosmicFool wrote: »
    So I work for a multinational and an engineer had problems with his laptop. He left it in with the IT guys and low and behold the dirty bastard had plenty of pics of guys in the loo.
    He took pictures form under and over the stalls. He was made resign and It was all Swept under the carpet as such.

    Was having a barry as i read that.
    Kind of paranoid now. Might go with the sitting down wipe.

    Putin is a dictator. Putin should face justice at the Hague. All good Russians should work to depose Putin. Russias war in Ukraine is illegal and morally wrong.



  • #465
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,016 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    20Wheel wrote: »
    Was having a barry as i read that.
    Kind of paranoid now. Might go with the sitting down wipe.

    Which “technique” would you utilise for a “sitdown” wipe?

    Slight lift of the cheek from the seat and the “reach back” with a wiping action of front to back?

    Or would you plum for the old “down and under”? While this method seems to give the best “clean” you are leaving yourself wide open for instances of “pissy hand”, “stained barse”, or the dreaded “sac smear”. None are very pleasant but all are, very real, possibilities.

    Apparently, an “unofficial” study on wiping technique showed it was almost 50:50 on whether one went with sitting or standing to wipe. The sit down style was then split into whether the user did a lean and “reach back” or the “down and under”.

    My take on it would be that someone raised in a family of, predominantly, women would be more likely to go “down and under” but that’s just speculation.

    Hope you got on ok.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #466
    20Wheel
    Registered Users Posts: 728 ✭✭✭20Wheel


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Which “technique” would you utilise for a “sitdown” wipe?

    Slight lift of the cheek from the seat and the “reach back” with a wiping action of front to back?

    Or would you plum for the old “down and under”? While this method seems to give the best “clean” you are leaving yourself wide open for instances of “pissy hand”, “stained barse”, or the dreaded “sac smear”. None are very pleasant but all are, very real, possibilities.

    Apparently, an “unofficial” study on wiping technique showed it was almost 50:50 on whether one went with sitting or standing to wipe. The sit down style was then split into whether the user did a lean and “reach back” or the “down and under”.

    My take on it would be that someone raised in a family of women would be more likely to go “down and under” but that’s just speculation.

    Hope you got on ok.

    Have to go for the side lift.
    Tilt like a gangsta rap video lowrider, but smellier.

    Putin is a dictator. Putin should face justice at the Hague. All good Russians should work to depose Putin. Russias war in Ukraine is illegal and morally wrong.



  • #467
    Jurgen The German
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,220 ✭✭✭Jurgen The German


    Working in a call centre for an insurance company about 11 years ago. There were maybe 20 men and 80 women in the place so not too many blokes. One day the cleaner, an absolute sweetheart of a girl came into the canteen very upset. Some dirty bastard had smeared shyte all over the walls and door inside one of the cubicles in the mens toilets. Nobody knows for sure who did it but there was one chap working there who was odd as too left feet. He seemed to have a bit of a crush on the cleaner but she was married so didn't pay him much mind. He left a couple of weeks after but nobody knows for sure if it was him. In fairness to the operations manager there, she wouldn't let the cleaner clean it up and ended up suiting up with rubber gloves and a mask and cleaned it herself. Imagine the mentality of someone to not only pick up their own faeces but to smush and smear it all over a wall. Fcuking animal.


  • #468
    randd1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,988 ✭✭✭randd1


    Jurgen The German wrote: »
    Working in a call centre for an insurance company about 11 years ago. There were maybe 20 men and 80 women in the place so not too many blokes. One day the cleaner, an absolute sweetheart of a girl came into the canteen very upset. Some dirty bastard had smeared shyte all over the walls and door inside one of the cubicles in the mens toilets. Nobody knows for sure who did it but there was one chap working there who was odd as too left feet. He seemed to have a bit of a crush on the cleaner but she was married so didn't pay him much mind. He left a couple of weeks after but nobody knows for sure if it was him. In fairness to the operations manager there, she wouldn't let the cleaner clean it up and ended up suiting up with rubber gloves and a mask and cleaned it herself. Imagine the mentality of someone to not only pick up their own faeces but to smush and smear it all over a wall. Fcuking animal.
    Is there any chance it could have been extremely explosive diarrhoea?


  • #469
    Addle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,812 ✭✭✭Addle


    Still should’ve cleaned up after himself if it was.


  • #470
    tylercheribini
    Registered Users Posts: 2,014 ✭✭✭tylercheribini


    Maybe he had just watched "Hunger."


  • #471
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Kudos to the ops manager


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  • #472
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    partyguinness wrote: »
    Oh man....this happened a few minutes ago.

    I just sent an email to a Mr Whitely and I wrote 'Dear Mr ****ely'....bloody fat fingers.

    Replace 'W' with 'S'

    I emailed the National Disability Authority once to enquire about a fundraising initiative. I signed the email "Regards, $hifty", only except for the "g" in regards, I accidentally hit the letter above it on the keyboard.

    :eek:


  • #473
    James Bond Junior
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,140 ✭✭✭James Bond Junior


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Kudos to the ops manager

    I worked in a pub years ago and we had a man make an awful mess. Left a trail from the counter to the toilet and apparently managed to get it all over the walls and floor in the toilet. In fairness to the owner of the pub be wouldn't let anyone clean it up, he did it himself. Considering he had 20 years working in hotels and his own pub at that stage, he must have seen it all but he maintained that was the worst thing he ever dealt with.


  • #474
    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    James Bond Junior wrote: »
    I worked in a pub years ago and we had a man make an awful mess. Left a trail from the counter to the toilet and apparently managed to get it all over the walls and floor in the toilet. In fairness to the owner of the pub be wouldn't let anyone clean it up, he did it himself. Considering he had 20 years working in hotels and his own pub at that stage, he must have seen it all but he maintained that was the worst thing he ever dealt with.

    There's a politician who berated Luke Ming Flanaghan for promoting weed, when he himself was found to have [EMAIL="sh@t"]sh@t[/EMAIL] himself in the seat in the pub.


  • #475
    Monkey2019
    Registered Users Posts: 81 ✭✭Monkey2019


    James Bond Junior wrote: »
    I worked in a pub years ago and we had a man make an awful mess. Left a trail from the counter to the toilet and apparently managed to get it all over the walls and floor in the toilet. In fairness to the owner of the pub be wouldn't let anyone clean it up, he did it himself. Considering he had 20 years working in hotels and his own pub at that stage, he must have seen it all but he maintained that was the worst thing he ever dealt with.

    This happens way too much :D

    One evening when i worked in a hotel a lady came up and said i may get the cleaners into the bathrooms as there was a bad mess. I went in to investigate and similar to the above it was trailed from the sinks into a cubicle, all over the walls, the floor, the door. It was late in the evening so there were no cleaners on so had to stick up an out of order sign on the door. God love the cleaners facing into that the next morning.

    Another hotel i worked in a well dressed professional looking man checked in. Dressed in a suit, had a his briefcase.
    He went up to room and left a few hours later without checking out with reception. Cleaner went up to check the room and he had smeared sh*t everywhere. A professional cleaning company had to come in it was that bad.

    Working in hotels really opened my eyes to how f**king strange people are!


  • #476
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    randd1 wrote: »
    Is there any chance it could have been extremely explosive diarrhoea?

    It would need to be some magical arsé to write out “be with me, Maura” on the door in shîte from explosive squits.


  • #477
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    razorblunt wrote: »
    It would need to be some magical arsé to write out “be with me, Maura” on the door in shîte from explosive squits.
    Getting from the "M" to the first "a" without making a mess is particularly tricky.


  • #478
    soiseztomabel
    Registered Users Posts: 401 ✭✭soiseztomabel


    Worked for an organization who worked with vulnerable people where three staff members on separate occasions have been in serious trouble over illicit behaviour.

    The first guy drunkenly left his phone behind in a local pub and when the barman found it scrolled through in order to identify its owner and found several photos/videos that caused him to be lifted and changed for possession.

    The second guy spoofed his way into a secure job and months later two detectives rocked up into the job when for a meeting with management to highlight the fact this guy was on the run for sex with an under age girl.

    In the SAME PLACE the manager is said to have embezzles thousands from the organization and fled amid allegations of sexual assault.

    Mad carry on all together


  • #479
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    soiseztomabel wrote: »
    Worked for an organization who worked with vulnerable people where three staff members on separate occasions have been in serious trouble over illicit behaviour.

    The first guy drunkenly left his phone behind in a local pub and when the barman found it scrolled through in order to identify its owner and found several photos/videos that caused him to be lifted and changed for possession.

    The second guy spoofed his way into a secure job and months later two detectives rocked up into the job when for a meeting with management to highlight the fact this guy was on the run for sex with an under age girl.

    In the SAME PLACE the manager is said to have embezzles thousands from the organization and fled amid allegations of sexual assault.

    Mad carry on all together

    I feel like I've read this already....


  • #480
    soiseztomabel
    Registered Users Posts: 401 ✭✭soiseztomabel


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    I feel like I've read this already....

    Now way, really ?


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  • #481
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    soiseztomabel wrote: »
    Now way, really ?

    Yeah me head hurtz


  • #482
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,087 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Former VP was at a conference in Vegas. I was trying to get him to approve my expenses, but he couldn’t see them in the system. So he sent me a screenshot. Problem was, his screenshot had two other tabs in his browser. One was a Yahoo search for “Pornhub”, and the other was a Pornhub search for “hot tanned moms”. At this very moment he was supposed to be on a call with another woman in the office, but while we were all roaring laughing at his screenshot, he sent her a mail saying he was sick in his hotel room and couldn’t join it. But of course we all knew he was actually busy jerking off. I probably could have got him fired if I’d sent it to HR. I mean, what kind of freak uses Yahoo?

    Another VP was at another conference before this. Seemingly in the bar that evening, he picked up one of the sales women and carried her in his shoulder across the room - against her will. When he got back to HQ the following Monday, his office and everything in it had been moved from right beside the CEO in the main building to the back of a store room way off in building 3. He lasted 3 days before quitting.

    Former finance director was mysteriously fired one evening years ago. We were never told why. He came back to the office 6 months later - bizarrely wearing a company t-shirt, which was obviously some kind of statement - to bring back a company printer he had at home. Never saw him again.

    Finally, not a scandal as such, but I did find a tapeworm in the toilet in our office once. Still shudder at the thought of that sight.


  • #483
    s8n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,842 ✭✭✭s8n


    this is a crazy thread


  • #484
    dinorebel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    s8n wrote: »
    this is a crazy thread

    It's all crap really


  • #485
    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    dinorebel wrote: »
    It's all crap really

    I reckon some people are telling the stories as their own but in fact they heard it from a friend.


  • #486
    greenspurs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,671 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    dinorebel wrote: »
    It's all crap really
    Bigbagofcans wrote: »
    I reckon some people are telling the stories as their own but in fact they heard it from a friend.

    Just scroll on dudes ….. :rolleyes:

    Some stories are unbelievable, some are funny, some are weird and some are gross!!
    Why take it so seriously ? :D
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    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



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  • #487
    CrankyHaus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭CrankyHaus


    Bigbagofcans wrote: »
    I reckon some people are telling the stories as their own but in fact they heard it from a friend.

    Imaginary friends in some cases.


  • #488
    dinorebel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    greenspurs wrote: »
    Just scroll on dudes ….. :rolleyes:

    Some stories are unbelievable, some are funny, some are weird and some are gross!!
    Why take it so seriously ? :D

    Think you missed the joke


  • #489
    facebeard
    Registered Users Posts: 38 ✭facebeard


    Slightly off topic but keeping to the main theme off this thread. Would anybody remember a story on a thread here about 2 years ago regarding a Wedding gone wrong ended with a guest of the Groom Shi**ing all over the Hotel ?. If anyone has a link to it that would be great. I feel like I dreamt the story as it was so Bizarre.


  • #490
    blackwhite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    facebeard wrote: »
    Slightly off topic but keeping to the main theme off this thread. Would anybody remember a story on a thread here about 2 years ago regarding a Wedding gone wrong ended with a guest of the Groom Shi**ing all over the Hotel ?. If anyone has a link to it that would be great. I feel like I dreamt the story as it was so Bizarre.

    The Brown Wedding? :D

    I think it was a groomsman or guest, not the groom himself......


  • #491
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,499 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    When I left school I worked as a labourer on a site over the summer.
    There was a phantom ****ter that kept leaving logs in the jaxes of the houses .
    Would be fine but the water wasn't turned on yet .

    One day a load of new toilets got delivered and were in storage in one of the houses sitting rooms.
    And yep,you guessed it ,
    He **** in one !

    Also was working on a block of apartments years later and someone pulled out a drawer from a freezer and **** in it ,
    I wonder if the snagger had that on his list.

    -Make good frozen turd in lower freezer drawer !


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  • #492
    soiseztomabel
    Registered Users Posts: 401 ✭✭soiseztomabel


    Bigbagofcans wrote: »
    I reckon some people are telling the stories as their own but in fact they heard it from a friend.


    Is someone sad their workplace has no degenerates?


  • #493
    blackwhite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    facebeard wrote: »
    Slightly off topic but keeping to the main theme off this thread. Would anybody remember a story on a thread here about 2 years ago regarding a Wedding gone wrong ended with a guest of the Groom Shi**ing all over the Hotel ?. If anyone has a link to it that would be great. I feel like I dreamt the story as it was so Bizarre.

    For posterity
    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    A guest at our wedding sh*t himself. He sh*t all the way up the hotel stairs, in the bridal suite, in 3 bedrooms and all over the corridors. You'd swear all 120 guests took a crap somewhere there was so much of it. My husband drove for a half hour to get him jeans, with another kind boards poster, to buy him a t ahirt , underwear and jeans.

    While he was gone we let him shower and clean himself up in the bridal suite.

    My husband got back, and the guy moaned that the jeans were too long!!! 'I'm a 32'' leg, Jesus do look like I'm a 34''??'

    I almost threw him off the balcony.



    Also worth noting there were other posters from here at the wedding as well

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=90780832&postcount=331


  • #494
    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Bigbagofcans wrote: »
    I reckon some people are telling the stories as their own but in fact they heard it from a friend.
    soiseztomabel wrote: »
    Is someone sad their workplace has no degenerates?
    To paraphrase an earlier quote in the thread
    "If you think your workplace has no degenerates then you are the degenerate!"


    Sorry Bigbagofcans, I do actually like you :D


  • #495
    facebeard
    Registered Users Posts: 38 ✭facebeard


    blackwhite wrote: »
    For posterity





    Also worth noting there were other posters from here at the wedding as well

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=90780832&postcount=331

    Thanks for the post blackwhite


  • #496
    Iseedeadpixels
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    greenspurs wrote: »
    Just scroll on dudes ….. :rolleyes:

    Some stories are unbelievable, some are funny, some are weird and some are gross!!
    Why take it so seriously ? :D

    Becuase dry****es will dry****e!


  • #497
    duffysfarm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 851 ✭✭✭duffysfarm


    a cousin of mine was telling me a story about when he was working on a building site (housing estate) and he was looking for the nearest jacks and another builder sent him into a nearby house in the estate they were working on. he went in and upstairs and into the toilet and pulled the kacks down and sat on the throne. next thing in walks the owner of the house (he was just after buying it and was in the process of moving in. The builder that sent him to the house knew this) and asked him "who the feck are you, get out of my house"

    Same lad was working in a company before and liked to bring a newspaper with him when he went to the toilet. he was missing for so long every time he went they had to ban newspapers in the toilets...........


  • #498
    kildare lad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭kildare lad


    A friend of mine worked for a big stoner in Australia . The bosses wife was his accountant so she accounted for every penny his boss spent. He used to put my mate down for a Saturday , which my mate never done and got him then to give him the Saturday money so he could spend it on weed .
    Another friend of mine worked for a big Irish firm in England . An Irish lad who was married with kids started having an affair with an English girl in the office. He told her he was separated and only went back to Ireland to see the kids. Anyway the fella left the company and left the English girl high and dry. She found out who his was wife was on Facebook and sent her all the d*ick pics and dirty messages that her husband had sent her . The marriage ended after that


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    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,887 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    A colleague getting arrested for child pornography on both his home computer and his work PC in the early 2000s. I knew him to see but not personally. It was a big organisation and it was the talk of the staff canteen for weeks afterwards.

    He was suspended on pay as the Gardai investigation was ongoing and then fired when convicted of the offense. There was a major change in policy on internet use at work after that case.


  • #500
    mr_fegelien
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,483 ✭✭✭mr_fegelien


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    A colleague getting arrested for child pornography on both his home computer and his work PC in the early 2000s. I knew him to see but not personally. It was a big organisation and it was the talk of the staff canteen for weeks afterwards.

    He was suspended on pay as the Gardai investigation was ongoing and then fired when convicted of the offense. There was a major change in policy on internet use at work after that case.

    Why are so many kiddie fiddlers stupid enough not to use a VPN and watch it at work?


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    Squall Leonhart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Squall Leonhart


    Mr Fegelien, the sad news is these people are only tip of the iceberg stuff, the thicks who don't really think these things through.

    For every 1 stupid person who does this at work or unsecured you can be assured there are dozens or hundreds who are covering their tracks well.

    Its like laughing at robbers who fall asleep on the couch in a house they're robbing. There are dozens of others who rob you blind and leave no trace for gardai


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