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Lesbians

  • 30-11-2012 9:53pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭


    Without wanting this thread to generate into relentless smut, can anyone offer a sociological/psychiatric reason as to why Lesbians use dildos?

    Homosexuals are attracted to the same sex obviously, so how can a lesbian pleasure herself or her partner using a plastic replica of male genitalia, something which they identify as being unattracted to? It strikes me as paradoxical.

    "I am attracted to women yet use plastic imitations of the penis to pleasure my sexual partner"

    It just seems odd or contradictory to me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,313 ✭✭✭Mycroft H


    Gets the job done I'd presume.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 445 ✭✭LostCorkGuy


    I thought they used rabbits ? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Dumb question!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    It's only in porn movies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    I see Nike have made new trainers specifically targeting the lesbian market.

    They have an extra long tongue and it only takes a finger to get them off.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,450 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    What would a lesbian shaped dildo look like?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭upstairs for coffee


    smash wrote: »
    Dumb question!

    Why? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    They're still women. They have pussies built to take a dick.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Why? :)

    Basic human physiology.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,061 ✭✭✭damagegt


    I suppose it wouldn't be much fun trying to stuff plastic vaginas up each other.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    BX 19 wrote: »
    Gets the job done I'd presume.

    Potential smutty thread alert, I can hear the stampede from here.
    Stand back here they come.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 778 ✭✭✭jessiejam


    I doubt lesbians are lesbians just for the sex, its probably more to do with the person they want to be with/love or the companion that they prefer. Lesbians still have needs!
    Im sure there are plenty of gay people out there that dont have sex with each other either!

    Maybe they're just not attracted to whats attached to the penis?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 754 ✭✭✭repsol


    Ghandee wrote: »
    I see Nike have made new trainers specifically targeting the lesbian market.

    They have an extra long tongue and it only takes a finger to get them off.

    No used nails in a lesbians coffin.They are all tongue'n'grove:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    kneemos wrote: »
    What would a lesbian shaped dildo look like?

    Actually, I saw one before: http://www.newspakistan.pk/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/2011_11_29-2011_11_29_0_13_24.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭upstairs for coffee


    Basic human physiology.

    I understand that, but if a lesbian is willing to let a replica of a penis inside her maybe she isn't as unattracted to men as she thought she was?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    They like wangs. They just don't like them on men.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Ahhhh...Lesbians. You can't fuck them, you can't kill them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    kneemos wrote: »
    What would a lesbian shaped dildo look like?

    a mary, i presume


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    biko wrote: »
    It's only in porn movies.

    What sort of movies? :D

    I even saw one, where a girl was playing with a dildo, which had two top ends, shaped like a penis


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash



    Why? :)
    They're not attracted to the look of it, they're attracted to the sensation. And a lot of vibrators don't even look like a penis!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash



    I understand that, but if a lesbian is willing to let a replica of a penis inside her maybe she isn't as unattracted to men as she thought she was?
    Well if you're willing to shag a girl, why not shag a guy... A hole's a hole!

    Now see how silly it is!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭upstairs for coffee


    smash wrote: »
    Well if you're willing to shag a girl, why not shag a guy... A hole's a hole!

    Now see how silly it is!

    You've lost me :o

    I'd be intrigued to know if gay men use plastic imitations of vaginas to pleasure themselves


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 778 ✭✭✭jessiejam


    I understand that, but if a lesbian is willing to let a replica of a penis inside her maybe she isn't as unattracted to men as she thought she was?

    I'm straight and female but im not "attracted" to penises either. Im attracted to men that happen to have penises.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    jessiejam wrote: »
    I'm straight and female but im not "attracted" to penises either. Im attracted to men that happen to have penises.


    Pm sent.


    Giggidy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    jessiejam wrote: »
    I'm straight and female but im not "attracted" to penises either. Im attracted to men that happen to have penises.
    All men have them though :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    I understand that, but if a lesbian is willing to let a replica of a penis inside her maybe she isn't as unattracted to men as she thought she was?
    If a man can have anal sex with a woman, why not with a man?

    Maybe anyone who has anal sex with a woman isn't as unattracted to men as he thought.

    Ridiculous statement in fairness!


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    later12 wrote: »
    If a man can have anal sex with a woman, why not with a man?

    Cos guys are all smelly and hairy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭upstairs for coffee


    jessiejam wrote: »
    I'm straight and female but im not "attracted" to penises either. Im attracted to men that happen to have penises.

    I find that strange. Maybe I'm using the wrong terminology. How can you let something that you are not attracted too in you?

    I find my girlfriend to be hugely attractive and I equally find her body, vagina etc incredibly attractive.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 778 ✭✭✭jessiejam


    I find that strange. Maybe I'm using the wrong terminology. How can you let something that you are not attracted too in you?

    I find my girlfriend to be hugely attractive and I equally find her body, vagina etc incredibly attractive.

    :confused:


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